It's Not Unalive. It's Kill.

When I go read a fanfic, but then see it was last updated over two years ago

Guys. Why isn’t Toby real?? Why am I not playing Minecraft with him and having a cute cottage life while I force him to mine because I’m unreasonably scared of Minecraft creeps and skeletons. THEY SHOOT WAY TOO FAST ON BEDROCK OKAY

“These head cannons aren’t accurate” dude I could say jeff the killer scratches his butt on the low and it wouldn’t matter because they aren’t real, you will survive ,it will never be that serious.

OUR STARDEW FARMERS ARE BOTH BAKERS :3

Omg!! But mines not technically an farmer, he’s a bachelor ^^

my love im always scared

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

put me in a room with him and I won't be the one who gets pregnant.

YEEEHAW

POV : you have been scrolling for the past hour and all you see is SMUT

Please...life is lot more than fucking🙏🏻