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“That’s a thing?”
Chill or ticked: there is no in-between
“Lets go around the room and introduce ourselves!” *internal screaming *
Probably has a drawer full of interesting knick-knacks
Sometimes picture-shy
*phone rings * “My clock is making weird noises again…”
Knows a lot, can’t put their knowledge into words very well
Knows more people in books than in real life
“I’ve lost all faith in humanity.”
no one catches it until you are older (or never) (i’m 18 i was diagnosed months ago)
you can hyperfocus on the schoolwork and projects you’re working on but you’re most likely losing 2-3 things a day that you absolutely need and getting in trouble for it
not being able to prioritize which work goes first and doing a ton of research that isn’t necessary and getting off track super easily
takes you 2 hours to do an hour long assignment if you have too much time to do it
having the uncontrollable urge to fidget with anything in any way but being super annoyed by it
drawing during lectures once you take down the notes on the board because you can’t pay attention anyway so why waste your time trying? you can figure it out from the notes
not really needing medication because you’re doing fine in school
p r o c r a s t i n a t i o n
some teachers love you because you get so excited about what they’re teaching you (hyperfocus/hyperfixation) and others think you’re chill but you don’t really participate because you don’t care
literally living off of to do lists and check lists and lists lists lists WRITE IT DOWN OR IT’S GONE FOREVER
taking melatonin to sleep
“if i finish these two pages of reading, i get to watch one episode of friends” five hours of friends later with 28 pages still left to read and netflix asks if you’re still watching: “yes.”
can’t focus on math without music playing but can’t focus on english with music playing
gifted in elementary school, and it all went downhill from there, at least it feels like it did because you no longer LEARN, you just memorize
“Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you.”
— Wise words from my mom (via idioticteen)
You are a supervillain with the power of giving life. You wish to conquer the world. Only two problems - a superhero who always manages to stop your plans, and the fact that they have power of death.
Jughead
If you are looking for a fun, silly, read I cannot recommend Jughead (2015) more! Written by Chip Zdarsky, and Ryan North you can see Jughead be a pirate, be a spy, hang out with a burger lady.
The Wicked and Divine
I love this series but it is not for the faint of heart. There’s a lot of death, and violence and our heroes constantly being in trouble. With that said, it’s an amazing series that has tons of diversity. The main characters are gods incarnate so if you love mythology be sure to check it out!
Moonlighters
Another very cute series. Currently online only, but another light fun read about a group of werewolves who solve monsters problems like locating their missing cats
The Once And Future Queen
I learned about this comic by quote RT-ing one of the authors with my shock that there was an asexual character and we’ve been friendly since. King Arthur is reimagined as a 21st-century multi-ethnic teen girl, and Lancelot is a black asexual. It’s lighter then Wicked and Divine, but definitely a fighting/adventure story. I’m trying to get a Volume 2 so ask your library for it if can’t afford a copy of your own!!
For a complete list of aces in comics, check out our master list!
do you think peter would be able to lift mjolnir? bc since I've left the cinemas all I can think is homecoming!peter is 100% worthy. and he probably stands there dumbstruck w tears in his eyes realising that he is worthy, OR doesn't have a clue about it and just picks up the hammer one day like 'whoa this is so cool what's it made out of?' while the other avengers lose. their. shit.
Peter soooooooo would, no one is worthier than Peter Parker. Like honestly he probably does just pick it up like “hey cool thor is this your hammer” and he’s SO WORTHY that it’s nothing and he’s like “lmao you guys said this was super heavy? you’re all lame this is light as fuck” and they’re like PETER and then yeah he gets emotional and he’s like “i’m obviously ALLERGIC to mjolnir anyway I’m going to BED” and wipes at his eyes when he’s turned away from them and they’re all too confused and baffled to realize that he also carried it away with him, probably to send a snapchat of him holding it to Ned
Then it’s hard to find what to do with that rolling energy.
Tony Stark is the strongest avenger and you can’t change my mind, I love him 3000.
I’m really sorry to hear your day sucked
I’m not sure if tomorrow will be better for you, but it’ll be a reset
You’ll find the courage you need to do That Thing
You are perfectly okay. You’re doing just fine…more than just fine, even. There’s nothing wrong with you.
Take care of yourself tonight. It’ll be okay.
In 1252 the king of England was given a polar bear from Haakon IV of Norway. The polar bear lived in the Tower of London but didn’t like to be kept in such a confined area so he would have a rope tied to him and be allowed to swim and catch fish in the Thames.