"Scary Nudes" -1/28/25

"ive made at least 6 people piss in there!" -9/11

"What is this fascination with Ohio, it's an undeserved reputation" - 11/13

"She aint no girl if she won't put it in your cock"- 9/19

"When Andrew get's married, someone tell me her name so I can send her my condolences." -1/28/25

"They're fast, they can jump, and they have a big peepee" -4/7/25

"There you are, you sexy beast" - 1/4

"I'm not gonna give you 5 bucks to get with my sister bro" -10/24

"Oh so you're a commy bitch?" -4/24

"If I get AIDS we both get AIDS." - 1/12

"You keep concerning me, grandson, because you're so frivolous in a speedo! " -2/26