"Aesthetic Jews" - 12/8
"Don't lick it! Don't lick Joseph's candy! He doesn't want his candy licked! " -9/13
"You keep concerning me, grandson, because you're so frivolous in a speedo! " -2/26
"She started biting my nipples so freaking hard they almost fell off and I had to go to the hospital"-12/11
"Brooke is not a dude, shes a dudette! You keep talking to her like that she wont take you to Homecoming!"- 9/13
"I look like a Dorito in with shorts on," -2/17
High School is weird, here's some top tier quotes that have come from my high school hallways and classrooms mostly out of context
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