"Did You Just Grab His Tit?"

"It looks like your doing an experiment on kids on oxygen." - 8/23

"We're all dying, it's just a matter of when," - 8/25

"You multiply like crazy" -1/29/25

"Brooke is not a dude, shes a dudette! You keep talking to her like that she wont take you to Homecoming!"- 9/13

"Here's Jacob with his 10 kids."

"Geez, Maria, take some plan B." -2/20/25

"IVE BEEN WAITLISTED" -8/8

"Bro look at my disstrack"

"That's a sexual fantasy," -2/5

"She started biting my nipples so freaking hard they almost fell off and I had to go to the hospital"-12/11

"We should blow his back out"-12/4

"You should wear little booty shorts to your cross country meet," -10/9