"I Wanna Beat You With A Banana" -12/13

"Strip down to your underwear and wipe that up."-2/17

"What is this fascination with Ohio, it's an undeserved reputation" - 11/13

"do you have Mommy milkers?"

"I have big mommy milkers"

"I have more nip than anything"-2/2

"Don't lick it! Don't lick Joseph's candy! He doesn't want his candy licked! " -9/13

"2008? So you weren't even a twinkle in you're father's eye?" -9/10

"Machu Picchu not Pikachu" - 9/30

"You should wear little booty shorts to your cross country meet," -10/9

"We're going to have to hump now" -1/27/25

"Do you want me to put my legs around your neck?"-3/9

"Get those off of me, you're a dirty girl!" -5/2