Latest Posts by accioleyline - Page 5
a fantasy book where:
the necromancer isn’t at all evil, keeps their reanimated cat as a companion
the ‘dark lord’ is woman who wears a floor length floral cloak and pink kitten heels
the orcs are highly intelligent and frequently engage in orc chess and deep philosophical debates
the elvish archer is the clumsiest, most inaccurate little shit ever
the bard writes deep emo poetry, constantly quoting sonnets by the most talented musicians of the era- ‘fall out bard’ and ‘panic at the inn’
the mage only knows 3 spells- and they all involve cutlery
the intellectual character that finds the powerful relic/enchanted item/mysterious glowy thing is 120% done with all of it ‘for GODS sake, that is the SEVENTH DARK ORB THIS YEAR are yOU KIDDING’
the healer character is also the most ripped, usually ends up treating their own wounds more than anyone elses
the ‘deep broody’ character is actually mute the whole time but no one realises and thinks it’s just part of his moody persona until he has to fucking spell it out for them (literally), spends the whole story making exasperated faces and gestures
the dragon that’s hunting them down for the whole story is actually just trying to give back the shoe that one of them lost while running away, and is actually very conversational ‘bro, you’ve got this all wrong– look, you dropped this bro, haha i’m always forgetting stuff too don’t worry’
theories about henry cheng
not actually a student, just a janitor that likes to fuck around with the kids
CIA agent who has been sent to henrietta because of weird phenomena
a fairy???
grew out of the mold in the bathroom/kitchen at monmouth, thus he is devoted to gansey his creator
a journalist going undercover to discover what young people are up to (also has never been kissed)
really nino of nino’s pizza in disguise
????????
WHO IS HE?????????
WHAT DOES HE WANT???????????????
i’ve been dead for seven years
———-
i will sacrifice myself
———-
make way for the raven king
according to my lil cousin, my hands are so cold because I have a secret ghost boyfriend who holds my hand a lot
can you imagien what a fucking debacle going grocery shopping with ronan and adam would be adam refuses to let him pay for more than half the groceries ronan is like dude i could fuckin dream up half of the things we need adams like shut up and go find the flour its the most domestic thing they do, ever. e v e r. ronan is scowling so fiercely it hurts to look at but he’s holding like 59 different types of sprinkles because one time adam mentioned he liked cupcakes with sprinkles and damn it if he isnt going to make the best fucking sprinkled cupcakes in the fucking. universe. for his fucking. boyfriend. what brand of cereal to they get??? wholegrain or sourdough bread???? what type of pasta do ronan lynch and adam parrish eat together as they talk about that thing gansey’s done and ronans cows
@eeelaphant @invadersim34652
And now, Slaves of the Cloud, The Weather..
waiting for the bus in the rain in the rain rain waiting for the bus in the rain waiting for the bus in the rain in the rain rain waiting for the bus in the rain waiting for the bus in the rain in the rain rain waiting for the bus in the rain waiting for the bus in the rain in the rain rain waiting for the bus in the rainwaiting for the bus in the rain in the rain rain waiting for the bus in the rain waiting for the bus in the rain in the rain rain waiting for the bus in the rain waiting for the bus where is the bus the bus is late waiting for the bus in the rain in the rain whered the bus go where the bus at got my bus pass bus is much better than a train than a train take phone pictures while im waiting at the bus stop at the bus stop bus not here why the bus so late waiting for the bus in the rain wishing i was on the bus when the bus drive around your state oh good here come the bus oh shit its a different bus not the right bus now the bus i need now im waiting for the bus in the rain at another stop bus aint gonna be high speed waiting for the bus take a picture of another bus waiting for the bus in the rain ive been waiting for the bus since the sun came up but the sun aint out no more because its gray waiting for the bus theres a gray one a blue one a red one all of them turned away ive been waiting for the bus gotta catch a bus gotta watch news gotta regimen a player for the day BUS.waiting for the bus in the rain in the rain rain waiting for the bus in the rain waiting for the bus in the rain in the rain rain waiting for the bus in the rain now theres other people waiting at the bus stop hey wheres your bus pass boy, when youre waiting for the bus in the rain have your bus pass ready or the people on the bus get annoyed im waiting for the bus like i do every day on my way home waiting for the bus in the rain at least on the days when its raining and im waiting for the bus because the other days arent the same TWEET. waiting (for the bus) (for the bus) (for the bus) waiting for the bus in the rain in the rain rain waiting for the bus in the rain waiting for the bus in the rain in the rain rain waiting for the bus in the rain waiting for the bus in the rain in the rain rain waiting for the bus in the rain waiting for the bus in the rain in the rain rain waiting for the bus in the rain waiting for the bus in the rain. waiting for the bus in the rain. waiting for the bus so hard sometimes when the bus come late to the stop waiting for the bus in the rain man what reverse sunshine should be waiting for the bus with a mop (ha ha.. ha.. thats a joke… do you get it? *cough* hey, where are you going? we should be waiting for the bus in the rain..) oh cool there it is.
Name Aesthetics
Well, I am beyond bored. So as usual when I’m bored, I’ve decided to do a thing. Name aesthetics / Name meanings (you can find an example I did of my name here)
Rules:
Must be following me
Must reblog this
Either send me your name & a favorite color (or two) or put it in the tags
When you are into too many fandoms and just don’t know what to freak out about first
rare words
adomania: the sense that the future is coming too quickly
anecdoche: a conversation where no one is listening
kairosclerosis: the moment when you realize you're happy
monachopsis: the subtle persisting sense of being out of place
opia: the ambiguous intensity from looking someone in the eye
rubatosis: the unsettling awareness of your heartbeat
vellichor: the strange wistfulness of used book stores
zenosyne: the sense that time keeps going faster
Have you ever wondered where books come from?
Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.
Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:
You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:
See how they happily line up to put them on:
See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.
And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:
So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.
someone: what are you doing
me:
A Common Name’s Crystalized Geode Installations Bring Beauty to Decaying Street Corners
Your fave is problematic: Jess
- takes selfies on your device 24/7 - is meme trash - walks slowly - like really freaking slowly smh - looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll, too precious, too pure for this world - soul is probably black but with glitter. pink glitter. *casually insults you instead of nice birthday paragraph* 🌚 HAPPY FOURTEENTH BFFL 💙🎂🎉 @the-panda-princess
DIY Animated Cards from Instructables’ User goldlego. First seen at MAKE. GIFs cropped and sized to fit Tumblr’s 1.75MB maximum size using my favorite GIF resizing program: lunapic.com.
DIY Retro Valentine’s Day Animated Card by goldlego at Instructables.
DIY Windows Retro 95 Animated Loading Birthday Card by goldlego at Instructables. You can edit the message in this card.
i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me
the great thing about the raven cycle is that regardless of who you ship, the answer to the question of who cries at the wedding is always gansey
‘which hogwarts house are you’ quiz:
which of these d o you like most :
- being Brave
- reading the Book
- e v i l
- yellow
How To Decorate Galaxy Cookies With Royal Icing Source: Sweet Ambs Cookies Gif Set: Foodie Bliss
Where food lovers unite.
Hey!! I officially have all the Harry Potter prints up on my InPrint! Here’s the link if you’d like to check ‘em out.
Also I’ll be at NYCC next weekend (Oct. 8th-11th) at my Alma Mater Ringling College’s booth selling Lemon & Ket, ERIS, lots of prints and something new!!! :oooo hope to see you there ^-^
me: gets personally offended when the best photo in a calendar isn't for my birth month
