Adam Is Very Serious And Very Driven And Very Introspective But He Is Also A Geekass Nerdbaby So Let’s

adam is very serious and very driven and very introspective but he is also a geekass nerdbaby so let’s talk about that

literally our introduction to his friendship with ronan is that they’re both covered in scabs because they were dragging each other behind a moving car on one of these things

instead of trying to break up ronan & declan’s fight, he finds a bouncy ball with spongebob printed on it and hangs out in an alley playing with it

goes full on Notice Me Senpai the moment a hot teacher walks in. put your hand down, parrish

he is taking a SCIENTIFIC METHOD EXTRACURRICULAR. who does this. who

the transformer toy??? oh my god??

stares blankly at helen gansey when she asks if he wants to go into whole foods

that time he got stressed out and the narrative was saying “adam melted into the seat” and “adam slithered down even farther into the seat” son please

that time he absolutely lost his shit and started giggling and letting out helpless wails of laughter because of malory’s pigeon show

sees gansey looking at the aglionby dean and mouths “yee-haw” SHUT UP

when gansey decided he was going to wingman adam and adam covered his entire face and was So Embarrassed

his general attitude of “ronan lynch is an ASSHOLE who is HANDSOME and BEAUTIFUL and SUCH A DICK” that started literally with his first paragraph of narration

rmr when the kids brought gwenllian back to fox way and adam/ronan hid in the hallway like babyass cowards and then desperately scrambled out of the house at the first opportunity?

when ronan confessed that he’d dreamt cabeswater into being and adam is internally doing this 

“adam wanted desperately and masochistically for tad to ask him where he’d summered”

that time he slept for twenty-four hours and then woke up and drank an entire jug of pomegranate juice before leaving

that other time he slept all night and then woke up and ate two hamburger buns and drank all of ronan’s milk straight out of the jug

his helpless laughter when noah is like “u do have nice legs tho” and blue play-slaps both of them

flirting with his crush by using his psychic connection to a forest to make shitty EDM music play out in the open

smiling cheerily when his crush calls him an asshole

“the two-minute disparity aged him prematurely”