This definitely happened at some point
Sirius: "don't worry prongs. Evans will say yes..." James: "Pads, Don..." Sirius: "evantually."
Maybe the most beautiful thing ever
Lord of the Rings is so complicated because we don’t just have canon vs not canon we have
was-in-the-trilogy book canon
contradicting from a different book canon
movie-verse canon
Tolkien mentioned it in a letter once canon
Christopher Tolkien speculated canon
fanon
wikipedia accepts it as canon even though it’s not 100% sure canon
like how are you even supposed to keep track of all that
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
theories about henry cheng
not actually a student, just a janitor that likes to fuck around with the kids
CIA agent who has been sent to henrietta because of weird phenomena
a fairy???
grew out of the mold in the bathroom/kitchen at monmouth, thus he is devoted to gansey his creator
a journalist going undercover to discover what young people are up to (also has never been kissed)
really nino of nino’s pizza in disguise
????????
WHO IS HE?????????
WHAT DOES HE WANT???????????????
In six words: I’m in love with Will Herondale
In five words: Wish I was a Shadowhunter
In four words: Never trust a duck
In three words: He’s my parabatai
In two words: Demon Pox
In one word: Feels
what a beautiful morning. adam parrish was born on this day. you know how amazing that is? The Adam Parrish. born today, what a baby. what a precious beautiful perfect sweet innocent baby. I have so many ways to celebrate and commemorate the existence of the most perfect human being. Top of the list is to either stare at him for ten hours, sighing in a forlorn lovestruck way, or set myself on fire. Adam Parrish you guys!!! Born!!!! Like a demigod ripped from a womb to serve only to make his life and our lives better. Born!! tODAY!!!! I call for a national holiday. Let today be Adam Parrish Day. His birthday. the day of his birth. the anniversary of his coming into being. Adam Parrish everyone. The sun is shining, birds are singing and nothing bad is happening. because Adam Parrish. Ilovehimsomuch.