Prince John: when I die, my tombstone won't say RIP, it will say VIP
Robin hood: that's because they reserved a special place in hell for you
P.Jonh: yes, the throne
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King Richard: So does anyone have any healthy stress outles?
Scarlett: screaming
Prince John: violence!
Marian: tea
Robin hood: also violence.
K.Richard:...okay, so we've got the tea
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Robin H.: okay, so what's Marian 's type?
Scarlett: red hair, brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor and extremely good with the bow
Robin H.: is sound like me, it's too bad we're just friends
Scarlett: did I mention oblivious?
Robin H.: yeah Scarlett, why?
Scarlett: just to make sure....
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(MODER AU)
P.Jonh: you know brother, i like my coffe like a like a woman
K.Richard: and how is that?
P.Jonh: i don't like coffee
K.Richard: 😶
I have an idea, being the month of pride that every day I will post my headcanons on the sexualities of the Smurfs, that is, June 2nd is dedicated to gays and I will make a list of the Smurfs with that orientation.
TYSM you are very kind!!
Hi I'm new to the BAHLK fandom!!
these are my redesigns of Ben and Holly.
I'm here, to show my Headcanons on Smurfette, Sassette, Vexy and Hackus!!!
let's get started right away:
-Vexy and Hackus are gay, Vexy is with a smurfgirl and Hackus is courted by Barber (I love rare ships) while Smurfette is bisexual and married with Hefty, and Sassette and pansexual is engaged to Snappy.
- when Sassette met Hackus and Vexy, she quickly grew fond of them.
-having been created they have different colors of both hats and eyes, in fact the created smurfs often have "natural" colored hair and their eyes are cyan or green.
- Vexy is the most introverted of the four, on the contrary Sassette is the most extroverted and open.
- I changed Hackus' personality slightly,made him a little more mature, and introverted but he still an adorable baby.
-Vexy together with Smurfette are the ones who keep their feelings inside them the most, but especially Smurfette.
-Vexy and Hackus enabled most of the time, off the road and living with Patric and his family in New York.
-Smurfette is the classic overprotective sister with her "younger" brothers.
- Hackus loves having his hair combed by his sisters.
-the twins (Hackus and Vexy) have heterochromia.
- Smurfette very often has nightmares about the death of the people she loves, and especially her brothers.
- Vexy and Sassette are the tomboys of the family.
- Sassette still tends to call Papa Smurf, dad.
-Hackus is short-sighted, so he wears glasses.
-Smurfette will become the leader of the smurfs village and grove village.
-Vexy is a kind of emo.
-Vexy and Sassette often tease each other.
-Hackus is one of Dreamer's best friends.
Byeeeeee!!!
Don't post fanart/doujin that are not yours
okay I'm sorry, but I didn't see anything wrong with doing it, also because many other people do it so I didn't think I was causing problems😅😅
Smurf the are gay are:
Vanity
Braniy
Baker
Passive aggressive
Smooth
Party Planner
Cluessel
Barber
Miller
Wooly
Rocky
Glammy
Actor
Tracker
Sweepy
Panicky
Archeologist
Nurse
Lucky
Laundry
Fireman
Policeman
some are strict with us-
but we know it was for the best and their absence leaves a hole in our hearts.
Some are from the most caring-
and we can’t help but love them despite their mistakes.
Some will dream with us-
and rejoice in our accomplishments.
Some saves us when we are at our lowest-
and makes us want to do the same with them.
But none of them is perfect. Their love for us doesn’t prevent them from making mistakes, after all, parenting is all about failing and learning.
What a parent should’t be is petty and abusive-
if a kid is scared of their parents, that’s the real failure, not having committed some regretful mistakes.
We have met a lot of different parents in Inazuma Eleven, but Irina isn’t really one of them.
teikokus entries from the all players directory 👍 swag
here's my redesign of Gene!! (done with Gacha life 2)
fun facts:
it is aromatic and asexual
he and Ruby are best friends, even if they didn't seem like it.
Gene sees Twinkle as a kind of little sister.
Very often the knights of Kingslande make fun of him due to his poor physical abilities, and Alex always takes his defense.
before meeting the other members of the group, he always worked alone.
and son of a pair of lesbians.
Day 4: Cooking
When Gabi wanted to surprise Aitor he usually decided to cook him traditional Venezuelan dishes (headcanon Gabi is Venezuelan) like Cachapa, Tequeños and Aitor's favorite Arequire.