I Get So Excited When I Hear Someone Naturally Say "squoze" As The Past Tense For "squeeze".

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

AU where Silas has 3 cavaliers for no good reason lol

the soap opera fights would go so crazy

St Vincent, crooning. "New York isn't New York without you Björk".

in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like

Please mind the short bassist when swinging your shit around

Queued right up for it

me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.