MEEEEEEEEE

Otp please

Person A: Fuck You!

Person B: *under breath* Please.

Person A: What?

Person B: I- uh, YOU WISH!

OT(Fucking)P

Person A: Fuck you!

Person B: When and where?😉

Person A: No, seriously! FUCK YOU!

person B: Yeah, and I said WHEN and fucking WHERE!!

Person A: NEVER! And NOWHERE!

Person B: So,... my room my room in ten?

Person A: ...

person B: ..?

Person A: Fuck it, yes!

More lips because aperently that is all that I can draw in markers.

Out of Touch

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

listen I ended up regretting saying anything about this on my old blog because people will interpret literally any and every statement maliciously on this hellsite but I want to start like. a helpline for people who are like “hey I pretty much only read YA but I’m like 22 now and don’t relate to teenagers as much, it’s such a shame that there are no fun books written for adults :(” because boy HOWDY are there some fun books for adults