Friendly Reminder To Practice The Things That You May Think You’re Bad At. Some Marker Art Practice,

So, I am officially back from an unexpected break, and I am ready to post art again. Check out my last post, where I asked people to give me 6 characters to draw fan art of. I am going to post the same request on my Instagram (absolute_art_attack) Check out my YouTube for the Speedpaint of these, too.

Meet Kyle. They are a salty little shit that will fight anything and everything. They are pansexual and gender fluid. On girls days they go by Kyle (k-i-lee) and on the boy days, they go by Kyle (k-i-yal) on the neither or both days, they go by K.

They also had a sad past. Their mother left their father when they were a kid, and they had traumatic bullying, even one of their friends betraying them.

They are also best friends with May.

😎🧡 Portal between posts

Blue Portal 💙

Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."

read it could save you

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

I finished ‘Heavenly Tyrant’

I still have thoughts

HOW THE FUCK DID HE LIVE?!?!?!

This man has survived so much fucking shit? And for what??

Zetian made an enemy of the fucking EMPEROR, got her polycule back, Shimin is a robot, they’re who the fuck knows where, and they have 6 months to pull their shit together enough to defeat aliens.

By brain hurts, and it’s this book’s fault. Fuck, I can’t wait for the final book to come out.

AAAAHHHHHH

I’m currently reading ‘Heavenly Tyrant’ and I have a thought. Spoilers below

I CANNOT deal with Qin Zheng’s ass for 500 more fucking pages. I can’t STAND this man-child. Holy shit, can with kill this man already?

At first, I was like “okay, he’s masoginistic in a progressive way” nah. He’s just a fucking asshole

Get fucked Qin Zheng, I hope you fucking choke

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death;

I am not on his payroll.

I will not tell him the whereabouts of my friends

nor of my enemies either.

Though he promise me much,

I will not map him the route to any man’s door.

Am I a spy in the land of the living,

that I should deliver men to Death?

Brother, the password and the plans of our city

are safe with me; never through me

Shall you be overcome.

—Edna St. Vincent Millay

Listen, sometimes I get lazy!

“using keep inventory is cheating and you’re not playing minecraft the REAL way” <- this guy cant get home by jumping into a 100 block deep ravine