Absolut3-garbag3 - RANDOM CRAP

Misha calling Jensen sweetheart. (x)

Dan and Phil, the gay kings, CLEARLY stated that Pride is not over til at LEAST the end of this year thank you very much~ It’s pride YEAR LADS~

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Yesterday after dinner

My mum to my brother: Hey, you need to do your piano practice

My brother: okay, let me just go to the bathroom first

My mum mockingly: unacceptable, you must piano first

My dad not looking up from his food: Lol brings a whole new meaning to “piano stool”

Me: *dies*

and when i’m with you i turn all shades of pink 💖💜☁️

new header for @phandomficfests​ 🌸

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catch me throwing a fucking party when my boy comes back

Cuties ❤️🥳

Thomas: Alex, are you a little spoon or big spoon?

Alex: I’m a knife!

John: *shouting from the afterlife* He’s a little spoon!!!

Supernatural : A show that manages to turn some of the world's most attractive men into these dorky goofballs.

Frank: Can you dipshits listen to me and see things from my perspective?

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Gerard: *squats down*

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Frank:

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Frank: listen here you bi—

Bands as shit people said at my school

Ryan: *choking on a hotdog*

Brendon: *takes out IPhone & starts to film it* And here we see a wild Ryanus Rossos in it‘s natural habitat, calling for a mate.

Jon: DUDE HE‘S CHOKING! CALL AN AMBULANCE YOU TWAT!

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Pete: Basically Disney was the first Furry ever.

Patrick: Actually the first Furry in existence was an austrian Emperess from the 19th century who got herself a whole body horse costume made and died in it.

Pete: W T F ?! I am not sure if i am more disturbed by the story itself or you knowing that story.

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Brendon: I‘m not saying I would sacrifice someone tho Cthulu just to see if he‘s real, but i think it would be cool if we found out that there really is a gigantic tentacle overlord in the ocean

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Lyn-Z: I may be a girl but beware of my wrath!

Random Bully: *laughs* Why? Are you gonna throw your make up at me you pussy?

Lyn-Z: *hitting his head by throwing a table at him*

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Teacher: And what does this story tell us?

Billie Joe: CAPITALISM IS FUCKING SHIT!

Teacher: Billie Joe no!

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Joe: Is smoking weed vegan?

Andy: no! Yes-… Maybe? Depends?!

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Pete: *gets kicked in the balls* Hey! I may be gay but i still need those!

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Pete: 2 years ago my photo gallety was filled with pictures of me and friends. Now it‘s just memes and gay pride.

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Mikey: I want to be a unicorn. Than i could impale people and the police couldn‘t come after me cuz the laws do not apply to mystical creatures.

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