The Pillars Holding Up Society:

enough about the eroticism of cannibalism what about the eroticism of parasitism. this is our body because i live in you.

fucjing idiots. Anyway I need a woman to kill me before Wednesday

is this too niche

did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it

I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to have an unemployable skillset