How We Feeling This Fine Evening?

sorry i said i wanna taste your blood do you still think im cute

cutlery is a dangerous word one slip up and larry fucking gets it

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Girl interrupted (1999) ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts

i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now

Actually speaking of solitaire I am prohibited from playing solitaire rn cuz I unironically had an addiction like I would play solitaire all day and night I would not sleep cuz I wanted to play solitaire instead it was BAD I was missing school and shit just to play solitaire……whenever i was doing something and couldn’t use my phone or card deck I would play solitaire in my head

I remember waking up one morning and the first thing I did was take my phone and start playing solitaire I played like 5 rounds i realized that the phone didn’t look like my phone and it disappeared and I realized that I just spent like 30 minutes at least hallucinating that I’m playing solitaire

No one warns you about how addictive it is to do fuck all.