I’m Always A Slut For Gay Ships

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

Pile of Love by Jofelly

do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug

things that will make me immediately lose respect for you:

yelling at/hitting animals

treating your significant others badly

using slurs

purposely misgendering someone

embarrassing people for fun

Being a racist asshole

Being a homophobe

Infringing on other peoples’ rights

Gandalf discovering hobbits

this one is actually two years old but I never posted it, still funny tho

being an adult is basically a “choose your own adventure” book, but every choice sounds terrible

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying