I Hate That I Laughed At This

 You’re not allowed to say negative things about yourself in my presence.

I want a Daddy Dom

I've been trying to look for a Daddy for awhile now but so far no luck. :(

Reblog if you want General Hux to make it through Episode VIII

Let’s show the people in charge how much we love our General, and maybe we can make things happen! Remember Oscar Isaac made them change the script for Poe Dameron to live, so it is possible!!

Reblog and spread the word!!

Hi! I love your art a lot, I had a really bad week and was wondering if you could draw the kidnap dads/Elrond's family? If not that's totally cool and I hope you have a nice day!

I’m sorry it took so long to get around to this (I had the sketch done ages ago but only now got around to color) I hope you’ve had better days since, nonnie

I’d travel the whole world just to shout “nice ass” at Choi Seunghyun.

do yiu have kik princssz

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We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’ “Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle … ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’

Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via light-thematch)

this is the best thing that ive ever read

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Crucial.

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