I Want Your Stupid Fucking Sense Of Humour Making Me Laugh At 4am When I Have To Be Up At 6.

How do you find a soulmate when you have no soul????

This is the best tweet on Twitter right now. 

Psylocke By david rapozaart

http://smaragdbird.tumblr.com/post/97899098025/robotsquid-seriously-though-your-period-is-like

Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we...

Gandalf discovering hobbits

this one is actually two years old but I never posted it, still funny tho

Marvel Comics is excited to announce the new group of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes taking over an all-new era with Marvel Comics’ A-Force co-written by G. Willow Wilson (Ms. Marvel) and Marguerite K. Bennett (Angela: Asgard’s Assassin, Max Ride: First Flight) with artwork by Jorge Molina (X-Men).

Within the Warzones! of Secret Wars, a brand new team will lead the way. A-Force Assemble! Marvel Comics reimagines the Marvel Universe in one of the largest shake-ups to the Avengers mythos.

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Things I am always down for no questions asked:

-Roadtrips

-Campfires

-Breakfast for dinner

-Hot coffee and good conversation

-Book shopping

-Naps