My birthday is this month
I even planned a party but I absolutely don't want to celebrate it. Idk why
I should be happy but I just can't for some reason
🤷🏻♀️ 🤷🏻♀️
Let's..... go lesbians?
Lollipop 🍓
You feel eyes burn into you and look up. You pull the lollipop from your lips.
“You good there?” You say with a smirk.
Daryl clears his throat and bows his head back to his crossbow. He just tuts in response.
“Don’t act like you weren’t just staring.” Your eyes bore into his head, prompting him to give you a real answer.
“I wasn’t.” He says, still not looking at you.
“Sure.” You drag the word out and turn back to your book. You stick your tongue out and gently place the lollipop on it, licking it slowly. The feeling of being watched comes back and you do your best not to smile. You put the lollipop back in your mouth and drag it out again so it makes a popping noise.
“See something you like, Dixon?” You turn to him and smirk. He’s visibly blushing this time.
He doesn’t respond though this time, as he avoids your eye.
You close your book, getting up and stand in front of him. He looks up at you, bewilderment on his face. His eyes dart from smirking, pink-stained lollipop lips, to your eyes and back again.
“Whacha doin’?” He tries to lean back but he’s already pressed against the wall.
Without a word, you pull the lollipop out of your mouth again, dragging it down your tongue before popping back into your mouth. You let your lips slowly pucker when you pull it back out.
“Me? I’m just sucking on this lollipop.” You say innocently.
“I see tha’.” He replies, nervously. “Why you doin’ it in ma face?”
“‘Cause I can feel your eyes burning into me. Honey, I can show you what else this mouth does.” You wink.
He blushes. “What? I…” He fumbles over his words. “Stop.”
“Then stop staring. You’re like a horny teenage boy.” You tease. “It’s quite adorable actually.”
“Shut up.” He looks away again, trying to refocus on his bow but his fingers fumble.
You reach out and tilt his chin up. His eyes immediately find yours and they’re soft this time, making you melt a little inside. You reach forward, placing a slightly sticky kiss on his stubbly cheek. His skin feels hot and rough against your lips, addictive.
You whisper in his ear. “Offer still stands, by the way. Think about it. I know I will.”
You pull away as his hand comes up to his face. “Wha…” his voice trails off. You wink and walk back to your book, as if nothing has happened.
“Can mutuals DM you?” Buddy I’d let them cum in my mouth
Just read the messages with my name on "the uncent project"
I'm literally sobbing
Y2kunt darth maul going to the club with the gals (gn). He was 22 in sw1, he should've been at the club
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Process below (and a quick recap of all the other people in the room (+ rambling because it's my favorite thing to do gkgkflflk)) vvv
Do I think Maul would have a friend group ? No. But it's time to open our hearts and and free ourselves from the shackles of common sense.
Anyway starting from the left, the togruta woman was a design I created nearly... 3 years ago ?? In my first fanart for the fic serie "how to..." (I think I named her Narla).
In the bg is my sw barbie ! In hommage to someone who said on my last maul drawing "I think Maul deserves barbie as a friend" (something along those lines-) and I think they are right so here she is !
And the last person is... The death stick guy from the second film gkgkfkoffk I could not resist not including him idkw. He seems to enjoy going to the club ? That's enough for me ! (Don't think of the timeline, for the love of god nobody think of the timeline-)
When I was doing sketches for this, I thought about one crutial detail I could not comprehensively include in the final image, so here it is : Maul and my togruta lady chose each other's outfits. He picked something he thought looked cool, she picked pink.
PS : the longer I was working on this piece the more Darth Maul was looking like a mean lesbian lhlgkgofok anyway if you want to interpret this image as trans mean lesbian Maul I won't stop you <3 (join me and my evil advisor in this delightful vision)
PSS : my only exposure to maul was though sw1, and half of the book 'maul lockdown' (that I remember nothing about-). I barely know this man, he is just the weird guy from sw I like to draw. (I obviously know other things about him, but only through fandom(tumblr))
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Idk if I’m insane or just have major issues but
Why is Alastor Moody suddenly attractive?
Am I the only one who feels this way… please someone tell me I’m not fucking crazy
i’d love to see some headcannons of how carol would act when finding out you’ve hidden an injury (not a bite tho)
pls and thank you!!
Ooh! I like this. I think something like this would work better as a fic tbh.
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You’d received a pretty bad scrape on your thigh from your last run. You’d tried to look after it yourself, washing it with water until it stopped stinging and putting a bandage on it but there was still a slight limp in your walk as the muscles in your leg contracted with each step.
“Hey. You okay?” Carol fell into step with you.
You quickly try to hide the pain from your face and smile at her. “Yeah, I’m doing fine.”
“You sure?” She looked you up and down, probably hoping to find the answer herself.
“Yeah. Why wouldn’t I be?” You slowed your walking pace, the pain getting harder to hide. It’s then that you realise the cut probably went deeper than you thought. You hadn’t really had a close look at it.
“Y/N, you came back covered in blood.”
“I told you, that was walker blood. I’m fine.”
“It looked fresh.”
You turned to her, frustrated. “Just stop. I said I’m okay.”
You walked away, as quick as your leg would let you and then silently cursed yourself because surly now it was obvious you were limping.
Carol reminded you of your older sister, before you lost her years ago to the dead. Carol was no replacement for her but she had filled a hole in the void of your heart nonetheless.
It even felt like maybe she saw you as a sister too in a way, the way she would berate you for questionable choices or tell you what you’re doing is stupid and dangerous.
You’d gone with a few of the others to a dangerous part of town, overrun with walkers. The group had needed supplies and was putting off this area for as long as they could. Carol insisted she go instead but you were adamant.
In the heat of clearing a path and fighting off a walker, you’d tripped backward over a fallen tree and the splintered wood had gone into your leg.
You didn’t want to prove her right that it was too dangerous.
“Hey! Wait!” Carol caught up to you quickly. She grabbed your shoulder and pulled you back. “I need you to tell me the truth. What happened?”
Sighing heavily, then put your hand against your thigh. She looked down at your blood-stained jeans and took your arm.
“You’re bleeding through your clothes. How could you be so stupid? You should have gone to the infirmary, get that cleaned up and looked at properly.” Carol’s voice was horribly stern. You were waiting for the ‘I told you so’ comment that was sure to come.
“What happened? Did you get bit?” She looked at your leg again.
You shook your head. “No. It’s just a scrape.” You try to pull out of her grasp. “It’s just a scratch. There’s no need to waste supplies on me.”
“Want me to call Daryl over? You might be able to fight me off but not him.” You knew she’d do it too and then Daryl would start berating you.
“Fine.” You grumbled.
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When you were on the table, leg out, the medic carefully pealed back the soaked bandage. The wound underneath looked even worse than before.
“Looks infected.” They said and turned to get supplies.
“What did I say?” Carol said from beside you.
“I know! I know.”
The medic examined your leg. “Looks like there’s splinters in here. Did you fall?”
You nod. “Was fighting off a walker and fell on a broken stump.”
Carol turned to you. “And you were just gonna leave it? I knew I shouldn’t have let you go.”
Annoyance bubbled in you. “This is why! This is why I wasn’t gonna tell you.”
“That’s no excuse for being stupid.”
You winced and yelped as the medic took tweezers to your leg, digging out the splinters.
Carol’s hands were on your hair and arm, comforting you.
“You know I love you, right? I’m just looking out for you.”
You nod, tears welling in your eyes at the pain. “I love you too.”
“I’m sorry you felt you had to hide that from me. Please don’t do it again. If you’d left this too long you could’ve lost your leg.”
“I know. I hate when you’re right.” You sighed, taking her hand in yours and squeezing as the tweezers went into your leg again.
Carol kissed your forehead and stroked your hair as the medic finished up.
Star Wars: Incorrect quotes 19/?
My exam is in an hour
Wish me luck <33