What Is The One Thing The Plants All Need To Survive? (according To Aleks Marchant)

So sad how at the end of The Phantom of the Opera's thirty five year run they will be taking the entire orchestra out back to shoot them like old horses 😔

If you’re here

And you’re here

Then who’s driving?

aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I firmly believe that The Losers all go to Mexico for spring break senior year where the drinking age is 18 and one night out at the bars Richie gets super drunk and winds up standing on the bar with a sombrero, Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned, khaki shorts a mess and two bottles of Corona in his hands screaming "I AM SEÑOR RICARDO TOZIER AND I AM FUCKED UP !!"

CANON. THIS IS CANON. SENOR RICARDO TOZIER IS CANON.

COW CHOP - Friends Intro

..but it didn’t matter, because we were looking at the same sky together, which is maybe more intimate than eye contact anyway. Anybody can look at you. It’s quite rare to find someone who sees the same world you see.

John Green, Turtles All the Way Down

richie: jello more like hello *slurps on jello cube and chokes*

eddie, speaking to the waiter: just bring the fucking check