Every Time I Hear "omg Narcissa And Lucius Treated Draco Terribly😡😡 Not My Scrunkly!!" Or "draco

HWHOUAVHOAGUGUOGIHO WHATTHEFUCK???WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

OMG I'm on chapter 15 of you belong to me(I belong to you) by CHILD_OTKW and I had to go somewhere to scream in the void.

Please for the love of fanfiction if you've never read it please please do.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11270490/chapters/66882223#workskin

@childotkw

I wish I could show this to my bsf lmao she always says I’m annoying when I go on tirades about fanfic

please please never stop being annoying about that one thing you really care about

Am I the only one who wants to pick up a huge handful and just eat them all 🤭😭

William Mason Brown (1828-1898) "Raspberries in a Wooded Landscape" Oil on canvas Located in the Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art, Bentonville, Arkansas

I wish I was good enough in French to take part :(

Here is the link! What an amazing idea ❤️

LMAO

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

gay.

gay.

according to tumblr user @silverquill101 , holly wood is actually quite pale, and yew is usually a caramel color, so that means Harry's wand was stained, and Tom's wand was bleached. their natural wandwood colors are swapped

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

It’s brilliant I would read thiss

Ever thought about the idea of Harry, Ron and Hermione starting their work as Aurors, trying to avoid the whole conflict between Dumbledore and Riddle (or the Light and the Dark side) but still getting caught up in it?

I'd probably spin it as a time travel-esque story where Harry, Ron and Hermione (intentionally or not) end up back during the first war with Voldemort, or perhaps when he's still first rising to power.

They wouldn't be aurors, not with their lack of papers and backstories and the general distrust people would have towards each other back then meaning they wouldn't get passed the first level of screening without setting off alarms.

But I could see them becoming their own version of vigilantes or something. The three of them have a year of running and living rough under their belts, they're all riddled with some form of PTSD, and they're more determined than ever to take out the horcruxes and end Voldemort once and for all.

Only problem is - the three of them have never been subtle. They attract attention from both the Light and Dark sides pretty quickly. They're hard to track, mysterious, and dangerous; and that makes them intriguing.

Harry, Ron and Hermione have to deal with the increasing pressure from all around them, as well as hunting down the horcruxes that aren't all in the same spots they remember from their time.

It would likely eventually get to the point where Harry - because of course it's him - yeets himself into the spotlight to keep the very unwelcome attention of Voldemort and Dumbledore on him rather than Ron and Hermione.

Harry is out there, metaphorically dancing with giant feather fans to distract their allies and enemies alike, while his friends work in the shadows to complete their goal.

It's...messy.