Omg this is me.
barty would actually be the most defensive person out there. evan or regulus will poke fun at him and he’ll bring up the fact their mom hates them.
according to tumblr user @silverquill101 , holly wood is actually quite pale, and yew is usually a caramel color, so that means Harry's wand was stained, and Tom's wand was bleached. their natural wandwood colors are swapped
Reblog if
A) you're panromantic
B) you like cats
C) you wish you were a dragon
D) you're hanging on by a thred
But don't say which
It’s brilliant I would read thiss
Ever thought about the idea of Harry, Ron and Hermione starting their work as Aurors, trying to avoid the whole conflict between Dumbledore and Riddle (or the Light and the Dark side) but still getting caught up in it?
I'd probably spin it as a time travel-esque story where Harry, Ron and Hermione (intentionally or not) end up back during the first war with Voldemort, or perhaps when he's still first rising to power.
They wouldn't be aurors, not with their lack of papers and backstories and the general distrust people would have towards each other back then meaning they wouldn't get passed the first level of screening without setting off alarms.
But I could see them becoming their own version of vigilantes or something. The three of them have a year of running and living rough under their belts, they're all riddled with some form of PTSD, and they're more determined than ever to take out the horcruxes and end Voldemort once and for all.
Only problem is - the three of them have never been subtle. They attract attention from both the Light and Dark sides pretty quickly. They're hard to track, mysterious, and dangerous; and that makes them intriguing.
Harry, Ron and Hermione have to deal with the increasing pressure from all around them, as well as hunting down the horcruxes that aren't all in the same spots they remember from their time.
It would likely eventually get to the point where Harry - because of course it's him - yeets himself into the spotlight to keep the very unwelcome attention of Voldemort and Dumbledore on him rather than Ron and Hermione.
Harry is out there, metaphorically dancing with giant feather fans to distract their allies and enemies alike, while his friends work in the shadows to complete their goal.
It's...messy.
i swear there's something in that thing where a peacekeeper whipped katniss across her face and haymitch stepped in and used the "we need her face to look flawless for the cameras" excuse to stop him even though obviously none of them gaf about that, and that thing where plutarh saved lenore dove using the "i need her for the cameras" excuse, like haymitch stole the same shit that was used on his first worst day
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LMAO
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
HWHOUAVHOAGUGUOGIHO WHATTHEFUCK???WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
OMG I'm on chapter 15 of you belong to me(I belong to you) by CHILD_OTKW and I had to go somewhere to scream in the void.
Please for the love of fanfiction if you've never read it please please do.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11270490/chapters/66882223#workskin
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“Learn this how and learn it well. Like a compass facingnorth, a man’s accusing finger always finds a woman. Always. Youremember that, Mariam.”-KHALED HOSSEINI, A THOUSAND SPLENDID SUNS.
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