If There’s One Thing To Expect From Me, You Bet I’ll Implicate Kieran Valentine In Random Historical

If there’s one thing to expect from me, you bet I’ll implicate Kieran Valentine in random historical events

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1 year ago

how do you think Valentine and Helio’s first meeting will go? :>

Valentine would be TERRIFIED. He would go all out to prepare and would spend hours planning his outfit (and a back-up outfit), he’d make his best recipes, and would do everything he possibly could to make a perfect impression.

They would meet right after sunset, right when Helios gets off-duty so that they can talk for as long as possible before he needs to leave again.

Helios would gab and go on and on about Spelldon growing up (he’d definitely be the kind of person to show off baby pictures). He’d tell story after story and Kieran is just sitting there stiffly, hands folded in his lap, smiling awkwardly while he listens.

By the time sunrise comes around, Valentine would have said a total of 10 words, and Helios would love him.


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4 months ago

please remember that a ceasefire has not been reached yet and that israel's attacks have actually recently ramped up. people are also still being starved. combat this by donating to gaza soup kitchen

al jazeera article excerpt titled "Israel intensifies attacks amid talks."

it says: "The Israeli military has been launching relentless waves of heavy air attacks and artillery shelling across the Gaza Strip as talks of a potential agreement have heated up."
2 years ago

If Spelldon and Valentine were to marry, Kieran would become Manny’s cousin in law


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1 year ago

RIGHT LIKE HIS EVIL SKILLS ARE SO WELL PRACTICED THAT HES SUCH A CLEVER STEALTHY FELLOW

He’s SO SMART but he’s also so stupid like you didn’t look at the WITCH’S (see: spells and curses) shell that you STOLE to notice the piece of paper that literally said it was cursed??

He’s such a silly guy

I seriously hate his mom like he told her his plan and she’s like “mmm actually no you suck” LIKE WHAT??

Plus if you really look into it Valentine didn’t get his magic back until he started working at the animal shelter. Mrs Goblin explains that it’s his love for the animals that gives him his magic back. I also headcanon that the “Spark” from Freaky Fusions is love energy (it makes a lot of sense) and what Val lives on. In that movie Frankie gets her Spark from friends and family.

AND FAMILY. So Val COULD have gotten his powers back from his mom if she loved him BUT SHE DOESNT. He isn’t getting any love from her. Plus canonically with her distant and uncarring actions in the diary she doesn’t seem great.

No wonder Valentine dealt with so much self hatred.

rereading the comic 'I Only Have Eye for You' and the summary has made me realise just how stealthy and cunning Valentine really is.

in the summary for the comic he is described as a 'shadowy figure' which means he must've been really quiet and agile to be able to constantly sneak in and out of so many different situations.

and in chapter 'Bull's Eye', he drops a packet of gummi worms right in front of Manny and the others without them noticing and being able to leave without a trace is really impressive

also in 'Locketness Monster', Gil sees Valentine leave a purple shell on his beach towel and either Valentine put on a convincing disguise or Gil is just stupid as hell (i hate gil). apparently Valentine got the magical purple shell from a sea witch??? theres that

and Valentine somehow got Cleo's dad's number and was able to have a conversation with him pretending (implied?) to be Deuce which means he was able to accurately mimic Deuce's speech manners and voice

so, in conclusion, i just really like him

ALSO VALENTINE'S MOTHER TOLD HIM THAT HIS ONLY STRENGTH WAS RUINING LOVE AND HE SHOULD STICK TO THAT???? WHAT KIND OF PARENTING IS THAT I MEAN GIRLIE YOUR SON WENT THROUGH A CRISIS AND AN HALF BECAUSE OF HIS TOXIC MINDSET ABOUT LOVE AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE 'yeah no son, keep being toxic thats the only thing you're good at' LIKE EXCUSE YOU KEEP YOUR COMMENTS AWAY FROM VALENTINE

Rereading The Comic 'I Only Have Eye For You' And The Summary Has Made Me Realise Just How Stealthy And

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3 years ago

tbh the implications hunter is cloned after rascal’s previous owner makes his face in this scene so much funnier and more interesting.

Tbh The Implications Hunter Is Cloned After Rascal’s Previous Owner Makes His Face In This Scene So

like he and luz are both going though emotional whiplash looking at hunter , but for incredibly different reasons.

1 year ago

valentine and spelldon are both very smart so they sometimes get into debates and challenge each other like

'i love you spell but you're wrong' 'excellent point, however,' '...wait that's good let me think' 'no' 'no??' 'no'


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1 year ago

Spelldon and Valentine would have a big family together

I feel like Spelldon was alone a lot of his childhood on Aeaea when his mother would spend one-on-one time with Casta, so he'd want a big family so nobody would ever be lonely. He appreciates privacy and alone time, but he wanted to make sure that every time someone needed to talk, there was someone there to listen

After Val was Turned, it was mostly just him and his mom in a boring, monotonous Vampire Court. And after they left, it was a big, empty house--and one of them was always gone, and they never talk to each other. He would want a big family so that the house was always loud and alive, and so that he was always busy with something or other


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