When You Get Too English Teacher-y And Almost Write Symbolism Of Kieran Valentine Being A Blade Of Grass

Spelldon and Valentine in their old married era visiting Aeaea because Val loves the sea

Val and Circe definitely got along really well instantly

A little thing I noticed while reading

Valentine says in his diary that:

Now, using the origin of his first name, which is an Irish (Gaeilge) name meaning “little dark one.” Looking at the fact his name is Irish, and (given his age) he would have been born c. 410 (c. 23 years before St Patrick started his conversion), we can relate him to the Ulster Cycle with little issue.

I doubt the Monster High team dug this deep, but Kieran’s line can be seen as a parallel (or just a reference to) to a feature of the warrior queen, Mebh of Connacht. She is called a sexual goddess and her name means “entrancing” or “she who intoxicates.”

It is said that Mebh could only be satisfied in bed by 7 men, or Fergus mac Róich (another character) once. Garrett Sander said that Kieran would be able to thrive off of true love, which is where Spelldon comes in.

We can compare that to the line above by saying the 2000+ women he’s charmed (yes I did the math) couldn’t satisfy his needs as an emotional vampire, but Spelldon could once.

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and that’s all for now folks, till next time,

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Only gays can reblog this frog (scientifically proven)

STOP the fucking song and back it up to the start we didn't think about the right thing at the right time our head music video is all messed up what the fuck guys come on

Anyone who thinks Valentine’s mother is a good parent please explain why because I interpret her as the opposite and I’m genuinely curious

I don’t know the exact timeline of the movies or how the comics fit in with them, BUT

if Spelldon offered to “keep [Val] up on the groanings” around monster high, would he know about the events of certain movies/other comics? Does he know about what Lilith did? Or Kala?

Did he know about Whisp before they met? Did he already know what she did and let her say her piece anyway?

When you’re looking for an open space in your note pad and find:

“…like a wicked form of Eros, not because Kieran was evil, but because in spite of all of Spelldon’s yearning, he would never be Psyche.”

Like???

(The general context is from a [probably] scrapped fanfic idea, when Pegasus is behind Kieran so it looks like he has wings)

CELESTIA LUDENBERG, GODDAMMIT

Spelldon and Valentine’s ship name is either Love Spell or Pig Latin

Yes I think I’m hilarious

Yes I’m probably not