Since Circe Was Out On Aeaea For Killing Her Husband I Think She Would Be Very Critical About Her Children’s

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I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

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I wish she who became the sun had a movie or series so I could make edits I have so many in my head my fingers are shaking with the urge to create

I really wish we got more on Valentine because he answered Toralei’s phone call as if he had a whole business going on

I feel like the Vampire Court in Monster High still functions a lot like the Roman Empire did. Like yeah they have a queen, but there's a council/senate and governors and stuff.

And I think Latin would still be a very prominent "official" language that they use as a standard for important things (especially with the ancient elite). Like they speak Romanian and Hungarian and Ottoman Turkish and stuff. But Latin (and/or maybe English) would be the language that "all" vampires would know so that's the one for decrees and laws and stuff.

A little thing I noticed while reading

Valentine says in his diary that:

Now, using the origin of his first name, which is an Irish (Gaeilge) name meaning “little dark one.” Looking at the fact his name is Irish, and (given his age) he would have been born c. 410 (c. 23 years before St Patrick started his conversion), we can relate him to the Ulster Cycle with little issue.

I doubt the Monster High team dug this deep, but Kieran’s line can be seen as a parallel (or just a reference to) to a feature of the warrior queen, Mebh of Connacht. She is called a sexual goddess and her name means “entrancing” or “she who intoxicates.”

It is said that Mebh could only be satisfied in bed by 7 men, or Fergus mac Róich (another character) once. Garrett Sander said that Kieran would be able to thrive off of true love, which is where Spelldon comes in.

We can compare that to the line above by saying the 2000+ women he’s charmed (yes I did the math) couldn’t satisfy his needs as an emotional vampire, but Spelldon could once.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Valentine is an ugly sleeper. His mouth is always open like he’s a snake resetting its jaw after eating a mouse whole. He drools too, and he steals the blankets so that Spelldon wakes up freezing, covered with nothing but the sheets.

Spelldon is a loud sleeper. He snores ridiculously loud and it’s all nasal so it sounds like a pig had a baby with a fog horn. He’s also a kicker, and he’ll fling himself around and smack Valentine in the face. Valentine is also a light sleeper, especially in a bed rather than a coffin, and would wake up multiple times a night, his skin twinging from where Spelldon hit him.

So they sleep separately. But they moved Val’s coffin to right next to the bed.

Since casta seems to be the competent cauldronello sibling in the movie I really want to see them call back to her stage name from g1

Like if after her fight with deuce and Heath they tell clawdeen like “oh while you’re looking around be careful for the witch girl; casta’s fierce” or something like that

knife crow is a dad now omg

I’m sorry I just think it’s super funny how Kieran has like spy kids sunglasses where on earth did he get them