Watch Valentine Have No Screen Time In The Monster High Movie When I’m Making Him Being In It My Entire

The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

It’s so funny that the writers of the Rocky movies named Drago, “Ivan the Terrible”

The fact Val probably changed his accent because of the Cold War

Following/during the later stages of WWII, tensions between the US (and thereby Western Europe/NATO) and the USSR (Eastern Europe/Warsaw Pact) became so high that proxy wars and nuclear power were at every corner.

At that point in the world, Val wouldn’t be able to keep his accent. Val’s whole deal is getting people to LIKE HIM. He will DIE if people don’t like him. If he opens his mouth in 1950s United States and spews a “Soviet/communist accent” (Romania was part of the Soviet Bloc but was not an SSR), do you think people would like him? No

He had to change his accent to stay alive in America

(This also means it’s very recent; to him 70 years is the equivalent of last month. Which explains why he falters so much)

Of course!

I’m thinking about the stuff that cuts down the MH vampires’ ages to roughly 160 and not 1600, and in that version Valentine would’ve been born in Ireland during the Great Famine

how do you think Valentine and Helio’s first meeting will go? :>

Valentine would be TERRIFIED. He would go all out to prepare and would spend hours planning his outfit (and a back-up outfit), he’d make his best recipes, and would do everything he possibly could to make a perfect impression.

They would meet right after sunset, right when Helios gets off-duty so that they can talk for as long as possible before he needs to leave again.

Helios would gab and go on and on about Spelldon growing up (he’d definitely be the kind of person to show off baby pictures). He’d tell story after story and Kieran is just sitting there stiffly, hands folded in his lap, smiling awkwardly while he listens.

By the time sunrise comes around, Valentine would have said a total of 10 words, and Helios would love him.

There is no way Valentine is taller than like 5”7” absolutely not

He wears the tallest shoes he can find so he has a small little collection of platform boots and heels, so when he is in public he looks taller. But he takes them off at home and walks around in slippers and he loses like 6 inches in height

Spelldon definitely had to do a double take when he first met him. At school, Val was a little taller, but one time he forgot something and Spells brought it to his house. When Kieran opened the door and his head barely reaches Spell’s ears

No matter your answer, you have another opportunity right now.

Hanin is a mother of 4 from Ghazzah, and for around a year at this point she and her family have been suffering under the ongoing genocide.

Both of her houses were destroyed and she and her family were displaced to Khan Younis. Now, they live without basic resources, and recently, Hanin's children have contracted liver disease. Hanin also has no source of income, since she lost her job as a teacher.

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SERIOUSLY I was up until 12:30 last night writing because I don’t have any other time 😭😭

Seems unfair that I don't have 18 hours a day to read and write fanfiction. Sleep? Work? What are these nonsense tasks?

Valentine’s Achilles heel is pet names but like married couple pet names like darling, love, dear, angel, stuff like that, he would just melt