Eat Your Heart Out, Asmo

Can y'all turn my cat into a Pinterest meme please?(tag me if u do pls)

So..., this is a thing! I asked some friends, and by majority rule, Satan wins!

Heyyy, more writing! Which fic ideas would you guys like the most? I'm tagging my moots @ze-melon-lord and @grievetheliving3311

Breaking News guys (I say this everyday) I would end the world for my husband (I love my boyfriend), and he gave me his whole wardrobe (one of his many hoodies)

Dm me if you like the Market of Monsters series by Rebecca Schaeffer, I need someone to geek about it with.

Being as sick as I am right now, I would love to check "marry ibuprofen" off of my to do list

my beautiful wife ibuprofen

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

I’m starting to pick up on the fact that a lot of you may be clinically stupid

I TALKED TO HER HOLY SHIT I TALKED TO HER AND I GOT HER ANAP AND SHE RESPONDED SO FAST AND SHES NOT BEINF DRY AT ALL EJABNSHSHWJS

THERES THIS GIRL IVE BEEN CRUSHING ON AND I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE A CHANCE AND MY FRIEND IS GONNA HELP ME TALK TO HER

Wanting this to happen has become my new will to live

I had a dream last night that since the boops were so successful, staff created a game called “Reverse Boop Tag” where a specific blog was “it” (marked by some symbol next to their name) and you had to find their blog and give them at least 500 boops to get the “Boop Hunter” badge.

Everyone descended on some poor user and blew up their notifs. Then the “it” blog would change every 12 hours for a few days. It was a lot of fun.

My favourite gods are Apollo and Hera(I CAN EXPLAIN THIS ONE I SWEAR, DM FOR THIS ONE WHOLE ESSAY ABT IT)

Get well soon <3

Tyyy, and also I completely agree Apollo and Hera are THE BOMB(Zeus pls don't smite me lol) Anyway, pls ignore the mess up on Aquarius, my brother distracted me