What Will It Be, Boss? The Comfort Of Misery Or The Pain Of Change?

Well third time’s the charm!

World’s best mom to a hundred clone babies. At some point I decided she was fem!Rusty Venture because the concept was really funny to me.

I made a whole post and Tumblr just. ate it. It ate my post. Wtf.

That time I made a book out of an old pair of shoes, about an old pair of shoes, and a friend I don't talk to anymore.

Here is the text, since I know its difficult to read: "I used to have a pair of shoes I liked,

but they started falling apart after a few months.

I wasn't ready to let them go.

So I fixed them again,

and again,

and again,

until there was nothing left to fix

until my feet got soaked in damp grass.

That's what it was like,

being friends with you."

(I also tried doing alt text for the first time, let me know if I can do anything to improve it.)

Reblog if you’re a literal sexual demon, a monstrum incarnate, or a narcotic parody of sex!!!

Sounds hot

Oh yes, it’s very cute to put your witch hat on your familiar for a quick pic, but the next thing you know the residual magic has raised him to full sentience and now he’s going into business on his own, stealing your hat and your best customers.

A meme redraw of my OCs, Maura, John, and Mal. They go to college together. Maura is dating Tonia but Tonia lives on the other side of the country, so she's stuck third wheeling with her messy ass friends.

I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH TRANSGENDER PEOPLE!!!!!!

dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

Today I was choosing between the prompts “cracked,” wounded,” and “tsundere,” and I said FINE. I will draw human Bill Cipher. Once.

The design came out too basic for my taste but I just saw Water For Elephants and was going for ringmaster vibes. Idk man they can’t all be good.

I made a whole post and Tumblr just. ate it. It ate my post. Wtf.