When The Party Says You Can’t Cast Skull Explosion Spell™

That time I made a book out of an old pair of shoes, about an old pair of shoes, and a friend I don't talk to anymore.

Here is the text, since I know its difficult to read: "I used to have a pair of shoes I liked,

but they started falling apart after a few months.

I wasn't ready to let them go.

So I fixed them again,

and again,

and again,

until there was nothing left to fix

until my feet got soaked in damp grass.

That's what it was like,

being friends with you."

(I also tried doing alt text for the first time, let me know if I can do anything to improve it.)

“In fact, I love that fawn, cutting roses in your garden— which is why I’ve earned your wrath. If you could see him, the others would never find you. “Scrape me some honey from your hive,” he said. “I’ll have mine from your tongue.” I replied. Then he bristled and said to me, sullen: “And sin before the living God?” “The sin’s on me,” I answered, “my lord.”

— -Samuel ibn Naghrillah, also known as Samuel HaNagid or Samuel the Prince (993 CE - 1056?)

Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔

John and Mal chpt 1, page 7- Meet Miriam! She’s doing her best, and who could possibly judge her for that?

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Neil banging out the tunes in Kid Pix Deluxe 4??

PLEASE I don’t want to see that fucking flesh cowbay hat kid even one more time, Tubi. I didn’t want to see him the first time and now it’s every single fucking ad on my feed. Find me again and I will kungpow penis your ass I stg

dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

New page is up, the second-to-last one of chapter 2! John addresses the elephant in the room…

This just in! You can now read chapter 1 AND most of chapter 2 of my gay little webcomic, John and Mal, on my new website!!!

http://adam-wise.com/section/537229-John%20and%20Mal.html

I am actively updating the second chapter once a week, so I’ll post on here when those updates go up.

And if you really like it, please consider tipping me on my ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/awizard. I’m currently unemployed but I treat this as my job so it would be cool if I made money from it, too.

John and Mal, Chapter 1, page 12- It's maybe gonna be a problem...

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