Guilliman Throwing Hands Upon Waking Up Is The Most In Character Thing

So THIS is where all my money is going...

Forge World

yaaay cute bug game

Leman: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Konrad: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Leman: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Guilliman: Actually I did the math, Konrad would have $225, not $0.15.

Vulkan: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Leman: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Vulkan: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Leman: :(

Guilliman: I just realized Konrad would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Leman: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Guilliman: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Alpharius: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.

Guilliman: Apply juice to what.

Alpharius: Directly to the forehead.

Horus: Great chat everyone.

Ok I know this is about to sound literally insane, but it was one of the dumbest ideas I've had ever, and it's a literal shower thought I had. Imagine if two universes collided (Worstverse and SCP):

For the civilians, nothing would really change. Maybe at the most they'd find a few weird things and attribute it to the Mandela Effect.

For the (Worstverse) Non-Human population of (and humans that are in the know), a massive number of secret organizations appear Overnight, as if they've been there all along.

For the SCP Foundation, literally everywhere the numbers of anomalies would SKYROCKET. They'd probably work out a deal with Dirty Work Inc and just classify the non-human population of LA Tiamat (The Object class for SCPs so hard to contain that it'd probably reveal the existence of the Paranormal to the Public).

Hollow Knight is one of the most video games of all time. You embrace darkness as a cute bug child. You have thousands of siblings and only one of them has a gender. The best powerup is a compass. The game’s canonical sex icon is a giant worm cocoon. Zote is there.

i’ve basically accepted the fact that the way i draw ceroba’s eyes will never be consistent lolz

So, I played in a oneshot with a few friends. Set in a modern setting with a lot of fantasy elements. One of the races in the setting are Men In Black, which are basically an alien insectoid species that look specifically like a human in a suit so they can infiltrate the government.

My character was a one of these 'Men In Black', and my entire backstory was that he failed to join an office / government job. So he got a job as a construction worker, and got a drinking problem because he's sad. Also he's is awful at pretending to be human.

The entire oneshot was: Me (M.I.B. Drunken Master Monk), some War-forged Warlock, and a random Human Bard. We were all invited to a giant building in the woods. It turned out it was a cult. The War-forged was there to be an actual viewer (he didn't know what he was getting into), The bard was just a random comedian they hired, and I was the "Human" Sacrifice.

It ended with a fight against a demon that had a specific attack to break your spine (Bane vs Batman style), that like halved your Speed Dex and Str... After it already hit me... The DM realized that it specifically doesn't effect creatures without a normal skeleton...

I got snapped like a kitkat bar, then got back up like nothing was wrong.

And the best part? I named my character:

Mike Harrictor

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This is just GENUINELY AMAZING

Just some remixes I decided to make. Nothing huge. Edit: Yes I know the bass is fucked up and evil idc