The Only Characters I Could Truly Call My Blorbos Are:Broken Vessel From Hollow KnightEvery Character

Leman: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Konrad: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Leman: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Guilliman: Actually I did the math, Konrad would have $225, not $0.15.

Vulkan: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Leman: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Vulkan: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Leman: :(

Guilliman: I just realized Konrad would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Leman: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Guilliman: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Alpharius: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.

Guilliman: Apply juice to what.

Alpharius: Directly to the forehead.

Horus: Great chat everyone.

Extremely weird Writing Prompt

A door, painted your favorite color, has appeared within your house. The door leads to a hotel, where everything is tinted your favorite color. Inside the hotel are every OC, Fictional Character, and D&D Character you’ve ever created. All food needed for them appears in the kitchen, as well as all accommodations being made for them. No one can die or be hurt in the Hotel.

You are able to leave whenever you’d want, and while inside the Hotel no time passes outside.

So, I played in a oneshot with a few friends. Set in a modern setting with a lot of fantasy elements. One of the races in the setting are Men In Black, which are basically an alien insectoid species that look specifically like a human in a suit so they can infiltrate the government.

My character was a one of these 'Men In Black', and my entire backstory was that he failed to join an office / government job. So he got a job as a construction worker, and got a drinking problem because he's sad. Also he's is awful at pretending to be human.

The entire oneshot was: Me (M.I.B. Drunken Master Monk), some War-forged Warlock, and a random Human Bard. We were all invited to a giant building in the woods. It turned out it was a cult. The War-forged was there to be an actual viewer (he didn't know what he was getting into), The bard was just a random comedian they hired, and I was the "Human" Sacrifice.

It ended with a fight against a demon that had a specific attack to break your spine (Bane vs Batman style), that like halved your Speed Dex and Str... After it already hit me... The DM realized that it specifically doesn't effect creatures without a normal skeleton...

I got snapped like a kitkat bar, then got back up like nothing was wrong.

And the best part? I named my character:

Mike Harrictor

No joke this vine has a better understanding of transmisogyny than 40% of this website

My brain, CONSTANTLY

what the fuck is this genre of gif called. i had a collection of these kinds of images and i lost them all these are only ones i can find.

I swear to every god, real or not, if there are ever official Undertale Yellow Plushies, no force is powerful enough to stop me from getting them all.

Look at the little itty-bitty dumb cuties

No thought behind those eyes-

my mind be plagued by fictional gays...

Yes, this is perfect

Goddddddd, I can’t believe they had Marckus say this to Horse in the latest audio thingy

Yesterday I was trying to find the files for Final encounter in undertale yellow's files but instead I found an unused sound file called Final_Stand

here it is