Happy 3rd Bday To Half Life Funny U Have Been Very Important To My Art Journey

NO FUCKING WAY??

Press E to grab the Nid

I ain't a writer, but a while ago I made this, and I think yall crazy tumblr people would like it:

SCP-10111991:

                            SCP: 10111991 Containment Class: Safe      Disruption Class: Vlam                  Risk Class: Caution       Clearance Level: 2 (Restricted)              Threat Level: Green

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-10111991-1 is kept in a standard humanoid containment cell, and is to be taken care of by the Site child psychologist.

Any civilian individual that comes within one mile of SCP-10111991-2 is to be escorted off of the premises, and told that the area is privately owned property. All foundation personnel on site should be given false identities of hired security of the area or forest rangers.

All interactions with civilians or on the rare chance there is any anomalous activity within the area, all reports should be directed to Doctor T███ F██.

Description: SCP-10111991-1 is a biologically human child believed to be around ██ years old. emerged from a cave leading to the inside of SCP-10111991-2 on █/██/201█. SCP-10111991-1 has rarely spoken once since its capture. SCP-10111991-1 has thaumaturgically high durability, and an ability to damage any biological creature much more than the average human child, no matter what weapon SCP-10111991-1 is using to harm any biological life. SCP-10111991-2 is a cavern located under a mountain located near Manchester, New Hampshire. On the western side of the mountain is a shallow cave with some variety of Thaumaturgical shield with the effect of not allowing any sentient life to pass through it. SCP-10111991-2 is believed to have multiple different biomes within. The Biomes within consist of (but are not limited to) a Snowy Forest, a Volcanic Region, a Flooded area, a Desert, and several areas that have developed buildings and technology. There are signs that there were or are a race of sentient beings living within SCP-10111991-2.SCP-10111991-3 is an unknown substance scattered throughout a large section of the underground area of SCP-10111991-2. SCP-10111991-3 is believed to possibly be the remains of deceased SCP-10111991-4 instances. SCP-10111991-4 are a species of thaumaturgically composed sentient life, believed to exist or have previously existed within SCP-10111991-2. It is theorized that some may still be alive, and it may be possible to contact SCP-10111991-4.

A Sea Shanty Quote:

"HOLY F*** STAN ROGERS MADE A SONG ABOUT ME!"     

     -Me, listening to "The Idiot", by Stan Rogers

The Gods of Tumblr

We don’t have normal gods, or even evil gods...  The Pantheon of This Hellsite:

Gaud and Pukicho: Twin Gods of Insanity and Chaos

BadJokesByJeff: God of Humor

One-Time-I-Dreamt: God of Night and Dreams

Writing-Prompt-S: God of Creativity

All The Tumblr Sexymen: Angels and Minions 

“Staff“: The Evil God

P.M. Seymour: Messenger of the Gods

Snom: The Holy Prophet of all Cuteness

Hollow Knight is one of the most video games of all time. You embrace darkness as a cute bug child. You have thousands of siblings and only one of them has a gender. The best powerup is a compass. The game’s canonical sex icon is a giant worm cocoon. Zote is there.

Guy Chapman? More like Guy Freakman am i right-

The silly message on discord is by @strstarlight

Beautiful

Official Track cover i did for ultrakill act 2

He is a big boi, I love the rat dude.

Got curious about the size of the GHR in comparison with the daemons from WH3. N’kari appears to be the tallest so I used them over the other three. We already have a comparison of the GHR to the average man (5′7″) by CA themselves. I determined N’kari’s size roughly by comparing them to a human unit in the game as best I can (they come up to the joint just before their knee just about).

N’kari is roughly 22 feet tall (27 if we include their horns). This would make the GHR about 55-60 feet tall and 80 feet if we include his horns. It’s hard to get a read on how big verminlords are, but they appear to be a bit shorter than N’kari.

Anyway, it’s possible the other chaos gods are similarly sized (probably bigger).

*sees Martlet*

Ohhhh so THAT’S what a blorbo is