AAAAHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I May Be Crying...

So, I played in a oneshot with a few friends. Set in a modern setting with a lot of fantasy elements. One of the races in the setting are Men In Black, which are basically an alien insectoid species that look specifically like a human in a suit so they can infiltrate the government.

My character was a one of these 'Men In Black', and my entire backstory was that he failed to join an office / government job. So he got a job as a construction worker, and got a drinking problem because he's sad. Also he's is awful at pretending to be human.

The entire oneshot was: Me (M.I.B. Drunken Master Monk), some War-forged Warlock, and a random Human Bard. We were all invited to a giant building in the woods. It turned out it was a cult. The War-forged was there to be an actual viewer (he didn't know what he was getting into), The bard was just a random comedian they hired, and I was the "Human" Sacrifice.

It ended with a fight against a demon that had a specific attack to break your spine (Bane vs Batman style), that like halved your Speed Dex and Str... After it already hit me... The DM realized that it specifically doesn't effect creatures without a normal skeleton...

I got snapped like a kitkat bar, then got back up like nothing was wrong.

And the best part? I named my character:

Mike Harrictor

Ok I know this is about to sound literally insane, but it was one of the dumbest ideas I've had ever, and it's a literal shower thought I had. Imagine if two universes collided (Worstverse and SCP):

For the civilians, nothing would really change. Maybe at the most they'd find a few weird things and attribute it to the Mandela Effect.

For the (Worstverse) Non-Human population of (and humans that are in the know), a massive number of secret organizations appear Overnight, as if they've been there all along.

For the SCP Foundation, literally everywhere the numbers of anomalies would SKYROCKET. They'd probably work out a deal with Dirty Work Inc and just classify the non-human population of LA Tiamat (The Object class for SCPs so hard to contain that it'd probably reveal the existence of the Paranormal to the Public).

I will not elaborate

(BTW: this was made MEBI's reblogs 👍)

My wallet, once I realize that I wanna buy more World Of Darkness stuff.

pov: you killed a robber with your world of darkness books, now you need to hide the body.

he uses wack ass southern sayings and gets concerned looks a lot

she’s is so tired of trying to decipher his ass

This is perfect

@f0rz3n​ Provided this lovely fan art, and I was spurred by some of the team to voice it.

i’ve basically accepted the fact that the way i draw ceroba’s eyes will never be consistent lolz

Forest God by Oleg Vdovenko

I love it when in Clover lives fics they treat Asgore as an ever-present threat that wont hesitate to kill them all if he finds out when in reality, he would be happy as he doesn't have to kill them.

Imagine being able to see your future, but only like this...