Lilac, She/her, Canadian,🏳️🌈, I like cartoons, video games, sci-fi, cute things, and other stuff. Sometimes I draw, sew, and write things. On AO3:Lilacsong - Art Tag: My Art - Do not repost my art, you can reblog it instead. I do not consent to any of my art or writing being used for AI.
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La Reina de Rosas
(Original pencil sketch under the cut)
I really like Wish and I think it's neat that the movie went for a watercolor style because I love watercolors! One of my favorite parts of Wish is Asha and Dahlia’s relationship, so I had to paint it. (Original pencil sketch under the cut)
Día de los Muertos will always be a very emotional time for them.
Sofia the First and Undertale: a style swap. This is a very necessary and valid crossover that I had to bring to fruition. As you can see Papyrus and Amber worked very hard on creating their outfits, meanwhile Sans and Sofia just got the merch versions of each other’s outfits.
Manifesting this ending, I just want them to live happily ever after together.
🌌Gal pals from different galaxies🌌
Here they are, The Wizards of Avalor!
Hi I love your art so much, Wo-Chien is so cute! Since you asked for art suggestions, could please draw Wo-Chien with a Syringa (Lilac) plant?
W: (as he tries his hardest to hold back his emotions) "This flower is quite pretty~ Your words are very appreciated too~ You may have this gracidea in thanks~"
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Thank you!
I knew that, after looking it up, Wo had to wear a flower crown~
He would've made it himself too, with a lot of hours being spent looking for the flowers and putting it together.
Wo would begin to grow them in his allotment alongside the gracideas.
Also - aw~! Thanks for liking him so much~!
*How to Train Your Dragon referances intensify *
For legal reasons I must confirm that this is all: Sarcasm and jokes, sarcasm and jokes!!!
I made it up as a “haha” funny moment. I cannot in any way confirm Fiero’s location and status in the show’s universe. I've never been gifted any form of divine knowledge, all I know comes from me absorbing the show and making observations and wild guesses, and then converting that information into headcanons and fan fictions.
(Although if you want to ask me for a fanfiction about it I may be swayed if you're very very nice about it).
Hello! I saw a post from you awhile back saying that Craig Gerber told you about a deleted scene from “Coronations Day” where Fiero was revived by Elena’s forgiveness magic, only to be quickly turned back into stone by Victor and Carla. Is this true?
Why yes, it's true that I keep close personal correspondence with Craig Gerber and we meet up for tea every Thursday, therefore everything I say is confirmed by him and 100% canon
However this specific idea was conveyed to me by @a-lilacsong, who according to my best knowledge, was granted this divine knowledge directly from the man himself
there needs to be a spore 2 thats just the cell and creature stages but way longer. i dont care about the rest of it just more creature
This pun needed to be made at some point.
[Comic script: Panel 1: Vesperia: And that's when I realised I like girls. Chat Noir: Wow I guess that makes you… Panel 2: Chat Noir: A LesBEEan!]
I think that one moment in "Now's Our Chance" where their foreheads touch is really sweet.
Hi there! I read your post about Egypt and Cleopatra, and now I am really curious about the African Kingdoms you mentioned and was wondering if you could tell us more about them please, they sound really interesting.
Oh, there's SO much I could tell you, and there's so many African kingdoms that have been woefully understudied--and many more aside from the ones I mentioned. They all have their own rich histories, cultures, political intrigue, and it's an actual tragedy that they aren't discussed more. I'm still researching myself, so I'll just review some of my favorite things from each kingdom.
Aksumite/Axumite Empire: Located in modern-day Ethiopia, this empire existed from the 1st to 8th century CE, though its prime was from the 3rd to 6th centuries CE. The Axumites converted to Christianity of their own free will over 1,000 years before colonialism and as a result have ancient churches, some made of stone and carved from the earth itself. They also were the first African kingdom to mint their own coins, and their capital city of Axum had, at its peak, 20,000 people living in it. Also, I love the Dungur palace. Here's a reconstruction of what it looked like:
LOOK AT IT.
Source: x
Kongo: Located in central Africa around modern-day Angola and the Democratic Republic of the Congo from the fourteenth to the twentieth centuries. This kingdom had a rich social hierarchy, apparently had ambassadors to Europe, and some people practiced Catholicism, which led to their own branch of Christianity led by a woman named Beatriz Kimpa Vita in the 1600s who believed she had visions that informed her Jesus actually came from Kongo. Yeah.
Sources: x, x
Loango: A neighbor of Kongo, but one we know much less about due to Kongo having a long, well-documented history of interacting with Europe (see: the ambassadors), and Loango... does not. But we do know they also had a rich social hierarchy, and we have this map of their capital city.
Sources: x, x
Great Zimbabwe: From 1100- 1500, located in modern-day Zimbabwe, this was a city of the Zimbabwe empire that was either used for storing grain or as a royal residence. Either way, the ruins of said city look like this:
Here's a reconstruction:
Sources: x, x, x, x
Ghana/Mali/Songhai: These were three successive empires from West Africa, with Ghana being the first from the 7th to 13th centuries, Mali being the second from the 13th to 16th centuries, and Songhai being the last one from the 15th to 16th centuries. If you learn about a non-Egyptian African civilization at all in school, chances are it's the Ghana empire and its successive empires, and they're most famous for gold, Timbuktu (with its ancient mosques, library, and university), and Mansa Musa.
Sources: x, x, x, x, x
Ashanti/Asante Empire: Located in modern day Ghana, this kingdom lasted from the eighteenth century to the twentieth century. This kingdom is most well-known for its role in the slave trade. The Ashanti had well-built roads and architecture, and a little fun tidbit about them is that, after the introduction of guns, they actually had a minor firearms industry.
Here's their capital, Kumasi:
Source: x, x
Swahili Coastline: The coastline was made up of MANY city-states that saw their prime in the 11th to 15th centuries--including Mombasa, Zanzibar, and Kilwa--that participated in the Indian Ocean trade route, and pottery from as far away as China has been found in these cities. Many of these cities also practiced Islam and had their own mosques. Kilwa is my personal favorite:
These cities were built of stone, but Kilwa's palace, in particular, was built of coral. Its architecture led to the city being described by Ibn Battuta as one of the most beautiful in the world, which is part of why it's so fascinating to me.
Source: x, x
Of course, this barely scratches the surface. There are many more kingdoms all over the continent and a variety from ancient and pre-medieval times that deserve much more love.
And this image doesn't even cover them all!
So yes, ancient and medieval Africa deserve much more love, more research and more hype, and hopefully one day soon they'll get just that.
"Well you see captain it is an old Earth celebration to watch movies and shows from the series known as Star Wars on this date each year. This is because throughout the stories many characters use the phrase 'May The Force be with you' as a sign of wishing health and good fortune to whoever they say it to, not unlike the Vulcan's 'Live long and prosper.' This phrase alludes to The Force which is the foundation of their spiritual belief system. Many people on Earth realized that the date on the Gregorian calendar known as May the 4th could resemble that phrase by changing the word 'forth' to 'Force,' it is seen as a clever play on words, Captain.'
"Have you ever seen the movies before, Sir? Mr. La Forge and I are planning on throwing a "watch party" in Ten Forward starting at 16:00 after our duty shifts end, and I invite you to come if you wish. Commander Riker and Counselor Troi will be wearing 'cosplay' of Han Solo and Princess Leia, two of the main characters from the movie, so there will be a casual dress code for the event. I have also prepared a variety of Star Wars themed drinks with Guinan, for those who arrive."
"Thank you for the invitation Mr. Data, I would very much like to attend. I have actually seen the movies before and enjoyed them quite a lot, but I haven't seen them for, oh, many years now, so it would be nice to watch them again."
"Very good sir, I will let the others know you are coming."
"Good, and Mr. Data?"
"Yes Captain?"
"May The Fourth be with you."
"May The Fourth be with you as well, sir."
Today, Data watched the ancient Earth movie "Star Wars."
I was inspired by @dittomander post about this and I've been thinking about this for a while, so here are some of my own headcannons for their Pokemon:
Princess Isabel - Bronzor - Isa was so excited to get her starter, she's always thought that steel types are really cool and was so happy that the local place where you get your starter pokémon had one. It uses its psychic abilities to help her carry around large pieces of scrap metal and equipment so she can make even bigger inventions. She got her starter on the same day that Christina got her starter and that is how they met and became friends. (They are also technically rivals but friendly rivals, like Hop or Nemona. It eventually becomes a Bronzong, and Elena pointed out how perfect it is for her because it looks like a bell, the perfect Pokemon for her sister IsaBEL, and Isabel replied to her with the most exasperated sigh you've ever heard.
Luisa - Slurpuff - When she was a girl working in her parents’ chocolate shop, it was always surrounded by Swirlix, and she would feed extra chocolate to them. When she was old enough to have her first Pokémon, she chose one of those little guys. She then taught it to play Olaball with her, which after it learned how to bounce the ball without it getting stuck to its fur, it really enjoyed. Eventually it became a Slurpuff after she did a trade-tradeback with Francisco. It also enjoys helping her with baking, but Luisa has to make sure it doesn't eat all of the cookies before they finish them.
Francisco - Roserade - As a kid, he was always challenging people to Pokémon battles and going off through forests and beaches with his Roselia looking for adventure, leading into his adventures with Los Tres. He found a shiny stone for it on one of his last missions with Los Tres. Even when he stopped adventuring, it still reminded him of the past, in a good way. Nowadays it helps him with gardening.
Esteban - Phione - He found it when he was sailing to a political meeting. It was clinging to the side of the ship and it looked really hungry so he sort of picked it up and fed it and then it wanted to be his best friend forever. He hasn't realized it's a mythical Pokémon yet. A person will just come up to him like, “Wow, isn't that a super special pokémon?” and he's like “Yes, all my pokemon are super special to me.”
Armando - Banette - Armando was a lonely child and his brother didn't make that any easier for him. So sometimes, in his spare time, he would make puppets. But when his brother found out he said that it was a stupid hobby and threw them out. Armando was devastated until the next night when his puppet came back, but as a Pokémon! It had helped him with his farm chores and when he grew up and got a job at the palace it could help carry around extra scrolls. But its favorite thing to do with Armando is helping him with the puppet shows he performs for the kids, (it is technically a puppet after all). It can help levitate props or move around extra puppets or even perform in the shows itself. Some people think it looks pretty spooky at first, but soon they realize that it's just as kind and sweet as its trainer.
Doña Paloma - Swanna: This flying type is quite skilled at battling (because losing Pokemon battles means giving up your money to the winner) but Paloma would rather defeat other trainers in pokemon beauty contests, of which she and Swanna are famous for winning. Paloma also makes use of the move fly to get around town, because you have to be fast when you're in business!
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Carman Guzman - Morpeko - It has the least picky taste of any other Pokemon in town and would happily eat anything Carman cooked for it regardless of the quality, much to her delight and her brother's annoyance.
Julio Guzman - Lurantis - He is very proud of how bright and colourful its leaves look and takes special care to make sure it is healthy and well-groomed at all times. He entered it in a Pokemon contest once, and it beat Doña Paloma’s Swanna. She will probably hold a grudge against him forever.
Marlena - Skeledirge: It’s able to sing along quite well to her songs and gives the performances extra fire! Many people think it looks scary before they get to know it, but quickly learn that it’s sweet and friendly. (Marlena can relate to Armando about this.)
Higgins - Wooper (Galarian): Wooper is a precious good little bean and is perfect for Higgins. Higgins buys/makes little hats for it to match any funny hats that he wears. Wooper loves wearing hats and always rides on his shoulder.
Ixlan - Tynamo: Ixlan used to have another Pokemon before being sealed away, but that one is long gone by the time they are freed. So instead the Lightning Warrior finds a tiny little Tynamo and declares that it has a mighty spirit and they will train them to become a powerful lightning warrior as well. Even though it's quite small and weak, the Tynamo is very determined to become strong and takes great joy in every Pokemon battle it’s in.
Antonia - Leavanny: Leavanny was quite good at helping Antonia with tailoring work and when it found out about her dream of becoming a guard it learned Leaf Blade and Swords Dance to help her with fencing.
Tomiko - Klefki - She is so enthusiastic about her Pokémon she won't even challenge you to a Pokémon battle, she'll just pull it out like “Look at my Klefki, isn't it amazing?!” Metalworking is her hobby and she makes a bunch of keys for it to hold.
Felicia - Oricorio: Back in her heyday, where she was performing dance for people with her husband it was normally in Baile Style performing along with them. But after her husband went to the spirit world as they say, she had it in Sensu Style hoping that maybe it could connect with his ghost.
Rafa de Alva - Oinkologne - It is just as headstrong and diligent as its trainer when it comes to keeping things organized a certain way. It was very good at helping Rafa look after Mateo when he was a baby.
Roberto Núñez - Heatmor - It's actually pretty lazy. It'll normally just curl up on the floor of the bakery and have a high temperature nap. Roberto often brags that out of all the bakeries in town, he doesn't need to pay for coal or firewood because he has a Pokémon that can naturally cook the bread for him.
Blanca Núñez - Dachsbun: Roberto got it for her after they got married and she just loves this little bread dog. She takes it on walks in the park every afternoon and it has become the bakeries unofficial mascot.
Daniel Turner - Pelipper: It helps him deliver messages to sailors on other ships. When Naomi was really small she would climb on its beak to ride it, which would always end in chaos.
Scarlett Turner - Crawdaunt: Even though this type of Pokemon is normally notoriously difficult to train, Scarlet was more than up to the challenge. Sailors far and wide know about Scarlett & her pokemon's battle prowess, on land and the sea.
Antonio Agama & Pablo Agama - Solrock & Lunatone: Found them both at the old rock that they used to play at when they were kids. After they grew apart anyone who pointed out that they had similar Pokemon to each other would be ignored immediately. Using their psychic/rock abilities, they make it easier to find artifacts in ruins to study (or steal).
Professor Mendoza - Excadrill - It carefully helps her unearth ancient treasures. Its expression naturally looks pretty tough, but whenever it finds something in the dirt it will just look up so expectantly like “look I did it I found something!” Mendoza is very proud of it, even when it turns out that all they found was just an old tree root.
Professor Ochoa - Emolga - She is definitely the kind of professor who would be giving young trainers their starter Pokémon. Emolga usually rides around on her head and helps her whenever her experiments need an extra spark of energy.
Octavio - Aggron: Octavio first found it when it was just a tiny little Aron eating up some scrap metal after he'd done a repair job, so he decided to take it along with him and feed it any other scrap metal he had. Over the years because of its good diet as well as moving around heavy things to assist Octavio with his job, it's actually become very very strong. Any kids looking to have a quick battle should really think twice before they try challenging these two.
Ha ha, yes this is excellent! Both of them just being sopping wet, doing their cute little "please let us in, we have no ulterior motives" act is iconic. (so I needed to draw them)
And their dynamic afterwards is great too. I wonder what they are trying to do...whatever it is, much daring action and hijinks are bound to ensue.
Yay requests! How about "19. high fiving" for Francisco Flores and Puss and Boots in an inexplicable crossover (pretty please)?
Frantic knocking on the door broke through the roars of the thunderstorm. Slow, shuffling steps echoed through the tick, stone walls, the air inside the old castle almost as cold as inside it. A dim candle flame wobbled and flickered, barely giving any light. By the time the sluggish steps reached the main hall, the knocking increased until the iron fittings shook along with the wood. Finally the heavy latches drew back and a violent gust of wind threw the door open.
A young man was standing on the stairs, absolutely drowning in the tempest. His sombrero, which must've been real fancy only a few hours ago, was now slumping sadly on his head, the brim overflowing with rain water. His black hair and mustache were plastered to his face, even though it must've once been carefully styled. His clothes were tugged by the wind and he was hiding something under the edge of his coat.
"Please, señor," he panted. "I have nowhere to go..."
The door started to close, but he quickly jumped in between them and lifted his coat.
"Please, I have a cat..."
A pair of green eyes, as big as saucers, peeked from under the wet fabric and the wettest, poorest, orange tabby cat meowed in a voice so heart wrenching it could make a dragon cry.
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"Absolutely humiliating," Francisco scoffed as soon as the door to their room closed. He grabbed a towel and started to furiously dry his head, before throwing it on the floor and and walking over to the mirror.
"Ha! You're the one to talk, well, at least you still get to talk," Puss jumped out of the way of the falling towel and shook the water off of his fur.
"Oh don't be dramatic." Faoncisco didn't look away from the mirror, still trying to get his mustache at least a little back in shape. "You will be out of this place more than in."
"This is true," Puss answered and reached for his boots. Suddenly he started to chuckle quietly.
"What's so funny?"
"'Please, señor, I have a cat?' Really?" Puss looked up at his companion and started to now laugh out loud.
"I'm a nobleman, not an actor!" Francisco frowned at first but quickly joined him in laughter. "Although I must say, that trick of yours with the big sad eyes is really something."
"Ha! That is only one of many talents of Puss in Boots!" He bowed deeply with a proud grin on his face.
"I have to admit," he continued. "We make for a pretty good team. This mission will be a piece of cake."
"Agreed." Francisco returned the smile and reached down to high five his new friend.
Francisco and Puss are on a heist™
Prompt lists
I love your edits so much! How about Amaura with a tiara, pretty please?
What a stunning collection of reactions I saw on this post! I simply have to share it with the world:
I am pleased. Thank you @brickwhartley!
“Armando! Marlena! You have to help us!” exclaimed Luisa as she and Francisco ran into the room. “Huh? What’s wrong!?” Marlena replied, almost dropping the Danaus plexippus she was holding. “Oh, sorry to interrupt you two from your caterpillar counting, but we have an emergency at the palace!” “That’s alright,” replied Armando “there’s still a few days until the next caterpillar race, we have time, what’s wrong?” “Well, I was looking out the telescope at the observatory earlier today,” Francisco explained “when at exactly 4:44 in the morning, on this day on the 4 months of the year, on the 4 year of the decade-” “I think they get the point about the date, how it lines up with the prophecy.” “You’re right mi amor, I just never thought I’d live to see this day…the day a giant meteor that shown bright as a star fall from the sky, gently bounced off several clouds, and landed directly on the palace.” Armando stiffened, out of all the legends he’d ever heard it his life this one inspired the most fear and awe in him. Marlena noticed his anxiety and took his hand in hers; it made them both feel mildly more at ease. “And we don’t know what to do, I’m from a chocolate making family, I don’t know much about this. But with your family’s background you are the expert on this kind of thing. So, we need your help” said Luisa “or else according to the prophecy…” “…It would vaguely become a big nuisance.” “Si.” Armando nodded “Then I’ll give it my best shot!”
Clippity-clop Clippity-clop Clippity-clop Clippity-clop (they rode on horses to the palace) Now the universe is vast and unfathomable, everything we see is but a fraction of its majesty. There is so much out there beyond human understanding, even within the understandable, from the forces which dictate the movements of electrons, to what truly happens to matter inside a blackhole. Humans have not yet discovered the answer to these mysteries, and maybe they never will. But one thing is certain, when confronted by the answer to one of these great mysteries, everyone will have a different reaction. When our heroes arrived at the palace, a spectrum of reactions is what they saw.
Cheese was everywhere, people were running around screaming, casually chatting with each other, twirling around, touching the cheese, not touching the cheese, and doing ever more noticeable things as well. “Who needs sea shanties when we can sing cheese shanties!” yelled Naomi, who proceeded to sing nothing, for she did not know any cheese shanties. Victor was standing with one hand over his heart, the other in a fist he shook at the sky “Way must the sky tempt me so? It knows that cheese is the best thing of all to steal, and yet, if I were to steal it I would rid myself of everything I hold dear! And yet, temptation remains, way cruel fate, WHY?!” Carla was facing the wall, with the air of a teacher educating the masses “Did you know that on the planet Skelecki, they put their cheese into orbit so it can become fluffy from zero gravity?” she said. Gabe was standing beside her also looking at the wall, “I did not, did you know that in the delta quadrant, a creature called a grakel produces a milk was called schplict, which can be used to make a green colored cheese?” “I did not, did you know that did you know that-” this conversation had probably done on like that for a while. Mateo was on the floor, touching the cheese. He was constructing a terrible effigy into the cheese, it looked reminiscent of a cartoon electric mouse, but it the shape on a man. It was unsetting. Ixlan was just standing there, expressionless “As you can see, I am filled with a sense of awe in the universe.” (Anyone I, the narrator, have not specifically mentioned has ether yet to be mentioned, or just wasn’t there at the palace that day, it was a pretty slow Saturday after all, minus this main problem.) “Wow,” said Marlena “I never knew people could have such strong reactions over cheese from outer space.” “They where here when it collided with the palace, so it’s probably one of these ‘you had to be there’ situations.” “That makes sense.” Dr. Crabington, the palace’s beloved doctor was walking in a straight line past them. Their eight tiny, exoskeleton covered legs moving them straight forward instead of sideways! “Oh no!” exclaimed Francisco, “Even Dr. Crabington, the palace’s beloved doctor is affected! Will no one be able to escape the influence of the majestic space cheese!?” “How did this cheese even get here, where did it come from?” asked Marlena. Armando put his hand on his chin, “If I remember correctly, its because our galaxy…” She nodded “The milky way galaxy…” “Is made of mostly milk, and when there’s milk there’s often…” “Cheese!” “Yes, and when the stars and calendars are in alignment, the celestial cheese will intersect with planets and cause glitches with reality.” “And who better to fix those glitches than the royal glitch fixer.” Said Francisco. Armando smiled.
“Hay where are our nietos?” asked Luisa “normally they are in the middle of problems of this magnitude.” “Oh I know where they are” said the ghost of Lucia “Hi mom, hi dad.” “Hola mija,” replied Luisa “it’s good to see you aren’t affected by the cheese power.” She nodded “Well ghosts are immune to the effects of galactic cheese, so it makes sense, but both my hijas and sobrino certainty are not.” She pointed at Elena, Isabel, and Esteban, who where in the corner. Elena was doing stand up comedy “What do you call a cheese made out of cheese? A cheese!” Then she laughed at her own joke. “Oh Elenita, what has happened to you?” said her concerned mother. Isabel looked up, “Hi mom, I’m testing how much cheese can be put in a sock before it explodes, for science!” she was throwing socks at the cheese. “Isa you’re supposed to use your science powers for good, not this!” she told her, “But I do have to say I am very proud of you for getting that science degree, and you always making such brilliant inventions, and for always being your wonderful self. I love you.” “Thanks mom, that’s always good to hear, I love you too.” Said Isa, as she through a purple argyle sock onto the cheese. Meanwhile, Esteban was gazing at the cheese in awe “Cheese-chan you are so amazing; I feel inspired enough to maybe do a traditional Satu fan dance for you!” he exclaimed. “I’ll help you find them Ex-Chancellor!” exclaimed Higgins, who was also there. Luisa shook Armando’s shoulders “Oh no, Armando, you have to do something before he finds where I hid all his fans!” “Right, this is pretty serious, but I have a plan, but we need one more thing to complete it, and there’s a special sale on at the store for it, vanilla extract!” “Vanilla extract? Are you sure?” she asked. Yes, in ancient times the Maruians gathered together a counsel of their most trusted wizards, and rowdiest citizens, to vote on what would be most likely to safely get rid of space cheese, and Vanilla extract won the vote in an overwhelming majority.” “Then it must be true!” “What are we waiting for? Let’s save the world!” said Marlena.
Sparkly-Clippity-clop Clippity-clop Clippity-clop Clippity-clop (they rode on unicorns to the store and back to the palace, because they are faster then just running there) “It’s time, are you ready, should I go over the lyrics again?” said Armond as he stood in front of the palace. Marlena held her guitar in her hands, “No, you explained them really well on the unicorn ride back here.” “Okay great, are you both ready?” “Guitar!” yelled Francisco, summoning a guitar out of thin air because his guitar servant was on vacation. “He’s ready and I am too.” Said Luisa. “Great, then we start in three, two…” he poured the bottle of vanilla extract on the space cheese to make the song effective. “One…NOW!” “Cheese, cheese, go away on the moon is where you’ll stay.” They all sang, with guitar accompaniment. It began to float upwards. “Cheese, cheese, go away on the moon is where you’ll stay.” They sang ever louder, and it lifted completely off the palace. Even you, the reader, sang it in your head “Cheese, cheese, go away on the moon is where you’ll stay!” It was going, it zoomed off the palace, into the sky, and landed on the moon, where it would live the rest of its days in peace and tranquillity. After that everything at the place returned to normal. “Let’s make cookies for a celebration party!” exclaimed Isabel five minutes later. “How many?” asked Lusia. “More than you can shake a click at-I mean stick at!” she replied. Everyone had a good time at the party, Armando was given a medal of problem solving, but the biggest reward of all for him was the felling on a job well done.
(Author’s note: Raul was not at the palace because he was being the dungeon master at his ghost table-top roleplay group, and cancelling would have been a let down for everyone, but he arrived for the cookie party afterwards.)
“Armando! Marlena! You have to help us!” exclaimed Luisa as she and Francisco ran into the room. “Huh? What’s wrong!?” Marlena replied, almost dropping the Danaus plexippus she was holding. “Oh, sorry to interrupt you two from your caterpillar counting, but we have an emergency at the palace!” “That’s alright,” replied Armando “there’s still a few days until the next caterpillar race, we have time, what’s wrong?” “Well, I was looking out the telescope at the observatory earlier today,” Francisco explained “when at exactly 4:44 in the morning, on this day on the 4 months of the year, on the 4 year of the decade-” “I think they get the point about the date, how it lines up with the prophecy.” “You’re right mi amor, I just never thought I’d live to see this day…the day a giant meteor that shown bright as a star fall from the sky, gently bounced off several clouds, and landed directly on the palace.” Armando stiffened, out of all the legends he’d ever heard it his life this one inspired the most fear and awe in him. Marlena noticed his anxiety and took his hand in hers; it made them both feel mildly more at ease. “And we don’t know what to do, I’m from a chocolate making family, I don’t know much about this. But with your family’s background you are the expert on this kind of thing. So, we need your help” said Luisa “or else according to the prophecy…” “…It would vaguely become a big nuisance.” “Si.” Armando nodded “Then I’ll give it my best shot!”
Clippity-clop Clippity-clop Clippity-clop Clippity-clop (they rode on horses to the palace) Now the universe is vast and unfathomable, everything we see is but a fraction of its majesty. There is so much out there beyond human understanding, even within the understandable, from the forces which dictate the movements of electrons, to what truly happens to matter inside a blackhole. Humans have not yet discovered the answer to these mysteries, and maybe they never will. But one thing is certain, when confronted by the answer to one of these great mysteries, everyone will have a different reaction. When our heroes arrived at the palace, a spectrum of reactions is what they saw.
Cheese was everywhere, people were running around screaming, casually chatting with each other, twirling around, touching the cheese, not touching the cheese, and doing ever more noticeable things as well. “Who needs sea shanties when we can sing cheese shanties!” yelled Naomi, who proceeded to sing nothing, for she did not know any cheese shanties. Victor was standing with one hand over his heart, the other in a fist he shook at the sky “Way must the sky tempt me so? It knows that cheese is the best thing of all to steal, and yet, if I were to steal it I would rid myself of everything I hold dear! And yet, temptation remains, way cruel fate, WHY?!” Carla was facing the wall, with the air of a teacher educating the masses “Did you know that on the planet Skelecki, they put their cheese into orbit so it can become fluffy from zero gravity?” she said. Gabe was standing beside her also looking at the wall, “I did not, did you know that in the delta quadrant, a creature called a grakel produces a milk was called schplict, which can be used to make a green colored cheese?” “I did not, did you know that did you know that-” this conversation had probably done on like that for a while. Mateo was on the floor, touching the cheese. He was constructing a terrible effigy into the cheese, it looked reminiscent of a cartoon electric mouse, but it the shape on a man. It was unsetting. Ixlan was just standing there, expressionless “As you can see, I am filled with a sense of awe in the universe.” (Anyone I, the narrator, have not specifically mentioned has ether yet to be mentioned, or just wasn’t there at the palace that day, it was a pretty slow Saturday after all, minus this main problem.) “Wow,” said Marlena “I never knew people could have such strong reactions over cheese from outer space.” “They where here when it collided with the palace, so it’s probably one of these ‘you had to be there’ situations.” “That makes sense.” Dr. Crabington, the palace’s beloved doctor was walking in a straight line past them. Their eight tiny, exoskeleton covered legs moving them straight forward instead of sideways! “Oh no!” exclaimed Francisco, “Even Dr. Crabington, the palace’s beloved doctor is affected! Will no one be able to escape the influence of the majestic space cheese!?” “How did this cheese even get here, where did it come from?” asked Marlena. Armando put his hand on his chin, “If I remember correctly, its because our galaxy…” She nodded “The milky way galaxy…” “Is made of mostly milk, and when there’s milk there’s often…” “Cheese!” “Yes, and when the stars and calendars are in alignment, the celestial cheese will intersect with planets and cause glitches with reality.” “And who better to fix those glitches than the royal glitch fixer.” Said Francisco. Armando smiled.
“Hay where are our nietos?” asked Luisa “normally they are in the middle of problems of this magnitude.” “Oh I know where they are” said the ghost of Lucia “Hi mom, hi dad.” “Hola mija,” replied Luisa “it’s good to see you aren’t affected by the cheese power.” She nodded “Well ghosts are immune to the effects of galactic cheese, so it makes sense, but both my hijas and sobrino certainty are not.” She pointed at Elena, Isabel, and Esteban, who where in the corner. Elena was doing stand up comedy “What do you call a cheese made out of cheese? A cheese!” Then she laughed at her own joke. “Oh Elenita, what has happened to you?” said her concerned mother. Isabel looked up, “Hi mom, I’m testing how much cheese can be put in a sock before it explodes, for science!” she was throwing socks at the cheese. “Isa you’re supposed to use your science powers for good, not this!” she told her, “But I do have to say I am very proud of you for getting that science degree, and you always making such brilliant inventions, and for always being your wonderful self. I love you.” “Thanks mom, that’s always good to hear, I love you too.” Said Isa, as she through a purple argyle sock onto the cheese. Meanwhile, Esteban was gazing at the cheese in awe “Cheese-chan you are so amazing; I feel inspired enough to maybe do a traditional Satu fan dance for you!” he exclaimed. “I’ll help you find them Ex-Chancellor!” exclaimed Higgins, who was also there. Luisa shook Armando’s shoulders “Oh no, Armando, you have to do something before he finds where I hid all his fans!” “Right, this is pretty serious, but I have a plan, but we need one more thing to complete it, and there’s a special sale on at the store for it, vanilla extract!” “Vanilla extract? Are you sure?” she asked. Yes, in ancient times the Maruians gathered together a counsel of their most trusted wizards, and rowdiest citizens, to vote on what would be most likely to safely get rid of space cheese, and Vanilla extract won the vote in an overwhelming majority.” “Then it must be true!” “What are we waiting for? Let’s save the world!” said Marlena.
Sparkly-Clippity-clop Clippity-clop Clippity-clop Clippity-clop (they rode on unicorns to the store and back to the palace, because they are faster then just running there) “It’s time, are you ready, should I go over the lyrics again?” said Armond as he stood in front of the palace. Marlena held her guitar in her hands, “No, you explained them really well on the unicorn ride back here.” “Okay great, are you both ready?” “Guitar!” yelled Francisco, summoning a guitar out of thin air because his guitar servant was on vacation. “He’s ready and I am too.” Said Luisa. “Great, then we start in three, two…” he poured the bottle of vanilla extract on the space cheese to make the song effective. “One…NOW!” “Cheese, cheese, go away on the moon is where you’ll stay.” They all sang, with guitar accompaniment. It began to float upwards. “Cheese, cheese, go away on the moon is where you’ll stay.” They sang ever louder, and it lifted completely off the palace. Even you, the reader, sang it in your head “Cheese, cheese, go away on the moon is where you’ll stay!” It was going, it zoomed off the palace, into the sky, and landed on the moon, where it would live the rest of its days in peace and tranquillity. After that everything at the place returned to normal. “Let’s make cookies for a celebration party!” exclaimed Isabel five minutes later. “How many?” asked Lusia. “More than you can shake a click at-I mean stick at!” she replied. Everyone had a good time at the party, Armando was given a medal of problem solving, but the biggest reward of all for him was the felling on a job well done.
(Author’s note: Raul was not at the palace because he was being the dungeon master at his ghost table-top roleplay group, and cancelling would have been a let down for everyone, but he arrived for the cookie party afterwards.)
Today, Data helped Geordi with a prank; they stuck googly eyes to Geordi's VISOR and whenever someone made a comment about it, Data and Geordi pretended like they had no idea what they were talking about.
Surprise! It's Luna, Migs and Skylar as humans! (Because if a humans can take a potion to be a jaquin why not the other way around?)
Luna and Skylar both found ways to style their hair to make it look like jaquin ears, but Migs’s hair is too short, so instead they give him a cat ear headband which he is mildly annoyed about (but also isn't going to stop wearing because his kids like it). Migs is also wearing a guardian-style guard uniform because he always wants to look professional. Skylar dyed the tips of his hair blue because he likes the gradient. Luna was gifted some jewelry from Elena that looks like her spots and has been wearing it ever since. (Lineart under the cut)
This might come late (I've only now seen your Hades II thoughts about Zagreus), but regarding the bonus theory:
Zagreus is still a frog, because Meg and Thanatos are arguing about it, who's allowed to kiss him first.
Yes, that is the correct answer and cannon now.
Y'all had one job, to help me make an art decision, and you gave me a tie. So I will have to make a compromise (definition: an agreement that neither side is happy with).
So instead of stubble or being clean shaven, his bread will look like this:
I am just as happy about this as you are.
I am drawing a picture of human!skylar and I am almost finished, I just need some help with the last detail:
I am drawing a picture of human!skylar and I am almost finished, I just need some help with the last detail:
Soooo I saw you're taking requests for mini fanfics 👀 Could I request something with Elena and Skylar? I really love their friendship :>
“¡Hola Reina!”
Elena knew that voice, she looked up from the scroll she'd been reading. “Hi Skylar-” But the words were cut off with a gasp. Instead of the blue and gold macaw jaguar she expected to see, before her stood a somewhat shaggy looking fellow with dark hair, bright eyes, and a golden & blue outfit.
“Wait, Skylar is that you!?” She exclaimed.
He shrugged his shoulders, looking around. “Skylar, who's Skylar? I'm uhh, Tylar, yeah, Tylar the totally normal human!” But the goofy grin on his face betrayed his attempt at a prank.
Elena leaned forward “Really? Hmmmmm, you certainly sound like him...are you SURE you're not Skylar?”
“Oh, come on I didn't recognize YOU when you were a jaquin!”
“Ha, well you still gave me a shock!” she replied, getting up from her desk, the paperwork could wait, this was important. “So, Mateo made you a human potion?”
He nodded “Yeah, I thought that if you could have such a great time being a Jaquin, then it's only fair that I try out being a human to see how fun it was. Come on, you can show me how to do human things!”
“Sure, I have some spare time, what kind of ‘human things' do you want to do?”
“Well, I’ve never gone shopping before, and if we go then I can get stuff for even more human activities! I saw some really cool looking musical instruments being sold at the market. If I got one for my own, then you could teach me how to play it!”
Elena clapped “Sounds like a plan!” They both walked out of the room and down the hall together. “The mercado gets pretty busy in the afternoon, so we better get going.”
He smiled “Then there's no time to lose, right?” They were at the top of a staircase, but instead of taking the stairs, Skyler climbed over the banister and jumped.
“SKYLER NO!” Yelled Elena, her fear magic kicking in and pulling him back up before he could hit the ground.
“Whoops, I forgot humans can't fly.” he said, looking slightly shaken from the realisation.
Elena caught her breath, calming her dress back down to red. “Yeah, it's a pretty unfortunate part of being a human.”
“I'll just go down the stairs the way they were meant to be.” He said, climbing onto the railing and using it to slide all the way down. Then he waved at Elena from the bottom. She shrugged and took the railing slide as well.
A while later, Elena and Skylar were walking down the busy street, carrying over a dozen shopping bags between them. With Elena paying for the two of them, they had both gone a little bit overboard with their spending but they were having such a good time, they didn't even notice.
Skylar pointed at the one building they hadn't visited yet. “Let’s go there!”
“Are you sure? That’s Doña Paloma’s emporium, shopping there might be pretty intense compared to everywhere else we've been.”
“But we're royalty, so that'll probably make things easier, right?”
“Possibly?” She said with doubt in her voice, but Skylar was already running through the door.
When Doña Paloma saw them both enter, she turned away from two of the other customers she had been talking with to give them her full attention. “Hello and welcome to my emporium, Queen Elena. And hello to you as well, I don't believe we've met before?”
Elena gave a wave that was weighed down by her shopping bags. “Hola Doña Paloma, this is-”
“I am a Prince from a distant Kingdom, and I’ve come here to do some shopping!” Said Skylar with a big smile. Elena noticed the touch of mischief in his expression.
“A Prince!” Her eyes lit up with the light of opportunity. “Well, hello there, your majesty.” She said with a bow “You have definitely come to the right place, my store carries a grander selection than any other in the kingdom! Here let me take you on the grand tour.” She took him by the arm and led him into her store.
“¡Gracias!” said Skylar putting down his bag before walking along beside her.
Elena followed along behind, as she realized this may have been a bad idea.
After what felt like hours Skylar had been shown so many interesting things that Elena had to hold him back from buying the entire store. But in the end he had selected a fair number of things to get, including a harp, an extra large bottle of paprika, and a shovel.
“An absolutely wonderful selection, your majesty. Thank you so much for choosing to shop at my emporium.” Exclaimed Doña Paloma, personally ringing up the goods at the till.
“You're welcome, your store is really cool! Adios!” replied Skylar once he loaded the final bag into the waggon he had also just bought and began to walk towards the door.
“Haha, wait a minute, Your Majesty, you have forgotten to pay for those.” She reminded him with a very forced smile.
He stopped “Oh, well I don't have any money.”
“You don't have any money!?” She looked shocked, but she quickly regained her composure. “Ah, so I see, His Majesty doesn't carry around any money, that is wise, you wouldn't want to get robbed. So, I assume you have a line of credit you could use?”
“What's credit?”
“You…you don't know what credit is?”
“Don’t worry, I’ll pay for the stuff.” said Elena,
But she ignored her “How do you not have any money or know what credit is?”
“Well, back in my kingdom we don't need to buy anything, so it's not necessary to have any money. Honestly, I'm not even sure I understand what money is. Why is it considered valuable in the first place?”
“You don't know what money is!? I can’t believe it; no, I refuse to believe it!” She looked personally insulted.
“Here Doña Paloma, this is all the money for the stuff, we’re sorry if we offended you.” She put the money on the counter “Okay, Skylar, let's go.”
“Wait a minute, Skylar! You are that jaquin prince, aren't you? You have a lot of nerve to pull a stunt like this after what you did four months ago!”
“What do you mean?” he asked.
She scowled at him “Really? You don't remember how you knocked over my entire display I had in front of the store. Then you said you had to leave on “royal business” before you could help clean it all up?”
“Oh yeah.” He looked at her sheepishly “Well, in my defence I was trying to get home fast, my dad gets really grumpy when I’m late.”
“Hmph, well, since you don't have those wings to knock things down anymore, how about you make it up to me now. I need the tops of the shelves dusted.”
Elena stepped between the two of them, “Look, Doña Paloma, I can pay you back for any of the damages he caused.”
“No, it’s okay,” Skylar insisted “I want to do this, it’s the responsible thing to do and I've never dusted a shelf before, could be fun!”
“Good, you can start with that one.” Said Paloma, pointing to the nearest shelf with her fan.
He walked confidently towards it, then turned back with a confused look “So, do I just put dust on the shelves? There's plenty of dust outside I could get, the Mercado has some really good dust.”
Paloma smiled smugly “No, that's not quite how you do it, but I'm sure Queen Elena would be able to show you how.”
Skyler looked at her hopefully and Elena sighed, they were probably going to be here for a while.
I would be delighted if you wanted to show off your pokemon scarlet team
Sure! Here are my lil'buds :
Group photo! (Not all are shown here because I consider my full team to be larger than seven, since I can just rotate them around whenever I want.)
This is Fern, my starter! I didn't actually know what she'd look like when she evolved, since I tried to avoid any spoilers for new Pokémon in the game, so I was a little nervous at first with how she would look and what type she would become, but my fears were unfounded in the end. I just love my magician cat.
Skully the Clodsire, and Mariza the Finizen
These are the cute little guys and I absolutely 100% needed to have on my team as soon as I saw them. Scully is named that because of those little crossbones he had as a Wooper (By chance, he is the only male Pokémon on my team). Mariza is all I've ever wanted in a Pokémon ever since I was 8, she is adorable and sometimes she glitches on buildings and starts to fly into space ("So long, and thanks for all the fish").
Trenza the Dachsbun, and Imentet the Espathra
Trenza carried my team with a lot of type coverage and also carried it by being a very good girl, good dog, good bunbun. Imentet is here to fight enemies with the power of the setting sun (and a psychic laser she shoots from her mouth).
Anguila the Wugtrio, and Hawlucha (the currently unnamed)
I love garden eels so much I needed the garden eel Pokémon so much. Hawlucha is the newest member of my team, she helps me beat normal types into the dirt. (I'm looking for name suggestions for her so feel free to suggest any).
Chien-Pao (exuberant ferret) and Chi-Yu (the sensible one)
I don't normally nickname my legendaries, so these two just have their regular names. Chien-Pao is the only member of my team fast enough to keep up with me while I'm riding Koraidon, so they follow me around the most. They will sporadically stab things then fall asleep at my feet. Chi-Yu is very pretty and melts things with fire.
Muffin the Naclstack, and my noble (and very goofy) Koraidon
Muffin is probably the strongest member of my team, she's got me through some tough fights with her salt powers and is so powerful that my files of direct pictures of her kept on going corrupt and refused to be transferred to the computer, so here’s a glitched overlaid picture of her instead. And finally, my very, very eccentric motorcycle dragon and my favourite box art legendary, (I'm so proud of them).