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A Weekend on Jeju (M)

Summary: Namjoon asks you to accompany him on a weekend vacation so he won’t be alone, and you decide to use it as an opportunity to confront him about the steamy moment you shared a few months ago, but can you work up the courage?

Pairing: Namjoon x Reader

Genre: Smut, fluff

Word Count: 10.7k

TW: swearing, Namjoon cooking, flirting/teasing, confusing kisses, mixed signals, insinuated masturbation, shower scene, biting, oral, cunnilingus, dirty talk, fluffy sex, squirting

You stretch as your eyes flutter open, feeling well relaxed after your nap in such a comfortable bed. Wait a minute. Bed? You shoot up and look around. You have no idea where you are, or a better yet, where your pants are, because they aren’t on your legs like they were this morning. The last thing you remember is being in the van. You had just gotten off the boat and were on your way to the house you were staying at on Jeju.

You look around the room to see light streaming in the open windows, a light breeze blowing the curtains, your luggage placed neatly at the end of the bed. You hop up and walk over to the sliding glass door adjacent to you, opening it to be instantly greeted by the smell of salt water and the sound of crashing waves. You walk out onto the deck as the warmth of the afternoon sun envelops you. You walk to the edge and lean over the bannister, smiling when you see exactly how close you are to the water.

“Wow.” You breathe out, admiring the scenery around you. You thought places like this only existed in movies.

“It’s beautiful, isn’t it?” A familiar voice behind you interrupts your thoughts.

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The only time Kinn didn’t pull away from a kiss Porsche initiated was when Porsche was saying goodbye-  For @bestillmyslashyheart 

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wild kard in seoul setlist: part two (part one)

Masterlist

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Personal faves - ♡

BOY GROUPS:

Seokjin Scenarios:

Stay Quiet (ft. Yoongi) - smut

Just A Pretty Face - angst

Disobeying - smut

Hard Work - smut

Sharing Is Caring (ft. Jungkook) ~ Part 1 | Part 2 (ongoing) - smut (♡)

Curiosity ~ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 (ongoing) - smut/angst (♡)

Yoongi Scenarios:

So Far Away - slight smut/angst

Workplace Fun - smut (♡)

Eyes Up - slight smut

Little? - suggested smut

You know what it does to me - smut

Birthday Celebrations - fluffy smut

Far From Innocent - smut/some fluff

You’re Mine - smut/slight angst (♡)

Hoseok Scenarios:

Look at the mirror, baby - smut

Too Bad, Too Sweet - slight smut/angst

Valentines Day - slight smut/angst

Another Fuck - smut (♡)

Taken - violence + gore

Burn - fluff

Purge Day (Jungkook centric) ~ Part 1 | Part 2 (ongoing) - angst/violence + gore/smut

Namjoon Scenarios:

Forget Me - slight fluff/angst

Rebound - smut/angst

In The Middle of Class - smut

Frustrations - slight angst/fluffy smut

Bad Timing - humour/fluff

Lingering Eyes - humour/fluff

Assets - suggestive/humour/fluff

Jimin Scenarios:

The Other One - smut/angst

Be a good girl for daddy, princess (ft. Taehyung) - smut

Mistakes - angst

Dinner Party - smut

First - smut/fluff

Shy - fluffy smut

Soft at Heart - fluffy smut/angst

Taehyung Scenarios:

Worth It - smut/angst

Be a good girl for daddy, princess (ft. Jimin) - smut

Rough - smut

Congratulations ~ Part 1 | Part 2 (ongoing) - smut

Camera ~ Part 1 | Part 2 (ongoing) - smut (♡)

Jungkook Scenarios:

Birthday Present - smut

Soft - fluff

Roommates Have Fun - smut

Would You Like To See - smut/fluff

Wanna Bet? - smut

Cutie Pie - suggestive/fluff

No Love ~ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 (completed) - smut/angst

Purge Day (ft. Hoseok) ~ Part 1 | Part 2 (ongoing) - angst/violence + gore/smut

Sharing Is Caring (ft. Seokjin) ~ Part 1 | Part 2 (ongoing) - smut (♡)

Jinki Scenarios:

Did you touch yourself? - smut

Kibum Scenarios:

Baby Boy - smut (♡)

Minho Scenarios:

Bad Days, Good Days - fluff

Unfortunate (Taemin centeric) - angst

Taemin Scenarios:

Quiet - smut (♡)

Unfortunate (ft. Minho) - angst

Joonmyeon Scenario:

Ice Cream - smut (♡)

Chanyeol Scenario:

Daddy or Mummy - suggested smut

Jongdae Scenario:

No Food - fluff

Taekwoon Scenario:

Movie Dates - fluff

Hakyeon Scenario:

Redemption - fluff

Jaehwan Scenario:

Movie Dates - fluff

Wonshik Scenario:

Blood - smut

Hansol Scenario:

On The Couch - slight smut

GIRL GROUPS:

Hwasa:

No Secret - smut

(I’m slowly getting there with girl group scenarios y’all)

Personal faves - ♡

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GRAB THAT BOOTY

So, one little thing...

EPISODE #2

In this episode Li Cheng, while bromancing his friend in order to send good BL pictures to his female crush, accidentally finds out that Mu Ren's neck is a weak spot of his and hey, no big deal at all,

BUT THEN:

EPISODE #4

Mu Ren was drugged and in order to release some *cough* tension asks for Li Cheng's assistance and HE TOUCHES HIS NECK?! HIS. NECK. That same spot that he recently discovered is a 'sensitive area' for Mu Ren? Are you telling me that he REMEMBERED and he willingly put his hand there in order to spark a certain reaction in Mu Ren and help him reach relief?

do you know of any good heated onho smut?

Why YES. I do. 

I’m going to assume you mean one-shots where you don’t have to claw your way through things like plot to get to the oochie–wally wally oochie–BANG BANG. 

Craving Something Sweet - Out of town business trip BANG BANG 

Domesticity and a beach - Really sweet vacationing BANG BANG

Cruising Altitude - Epilogue BANG BANG smut to Fly Me

(disclaimer…I don’t think I’m going to stop saying BANG BANG. Euphemism for SEX.  It’s the girl scout cookies. Sugar high)

Morning Distraction - Trying to wake Onew up BANG BANG

Press - SexyFluff epilogue to Abeyance BANG BANG

Silver Coin - Hooot Onew teases Minho, so Minho teases back BANG BANG

On Duty - Angry cop BANG BANG 

Overtime – Mr. Choi is very demanding on his employees BANG BANG 

Next Stop - Oh HELL YEAH classic CapeBuffalo humpy BANG BANG 

The Plumber - Straight out of a PORNO Plumber Minho BANG BANG 

Your Name - Jinki wants to shake up the new model BANG BANG

Yoga - You had this prepared didn’t you BANG BANG 

I feel like I win when I lose - You lost a bet haha! you’re bottoming BANG BANG

Initiation - Awkward but awesome BANG BANG

Beaches Make You Wet - I’m still fanning myself years later BANG BANG 

Camden Road- NOT a one shot but sue me!  Greatest OT3 sex…( I kinda ignore Taemin’s there (._.) BANG BANG

This is not a complete list. Just the ones I could get to within arms reach. People are more than welcome to add more on ^_^

Wolfsbane

Pairing: Bang Chan x Reader (fem)

Genre: romance, angst, fluff, smut; historical!AU, arranged marriage!AU, strangers-to-lovers, 18+

Word Count: 16.7k

Warnings: swearing, mentions of warfare/violence, mentions of blood, explicit sexual content, unprotected sex, outdated sexual norms/attitudes

Author’s Note: Feedback and reblogs are what keep me going - so any and all thoughts are greatly appreciated!! This is unedited because I just wanted to get it out lol; I will be doing a read-through tomorrow for errors, but if you guys find any in the meantime, please let me know!!

Summary: You took a deep breath before lifting your head, staring right at Chan. “I can be your collateral – as your wife.”

As you trudged up the stone stairway, heavy buckets of water swinging from your arms, you stopped to wipe the sweat off your forehead – and curse the day your father had ever been born. 

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lemon-

pairing: onho (jinki / minho) genre: pwp (basic blow-job) rating: nc-17 word count: 1066 summary: if you say so, jinki. a/n: there will be a follow-up.  *wiggles eyebrows*

sorry

“i ain’t sorry!”

sorry

“i ain’t sorry!”

sorry

“no no no!”

minho sighed as the fifth repetition of the song jinki had decided would be his most recent break-up anthem began to play.  it wasn’t as though his relationship with kibum hadn’t obviously been fizzling out: the signs were all there.  but there was something about finding his boyfriend making out with a stranger in a study closet that had sort of set him off.

at least this time minho didn’t have to alibi him out of a charge of vandalism.  

“i don’t give a fuck chuckin’ my deuces up!  suck on my balls, balls, i’ve had enough!”

“IF I DO WILL YOU STOP SINGING?!” 

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