Writing prompt: Demon that sucks at his job, haunts a serial killer and wants to take his soul so he can become more evil but instead helps the killer become a better person.
Anytime I want to shower I can just lick myself.
Is it animal abuse and/or animal cruelty to keep your dogs chained up?
#space #aliens
I'm only 17. I enlisted in the military a few months ago (I'm already sworn in) I wanted something to do with my life and I wanted to help. BUT now I'm terrified I joined. I felt like I needed to help our nation not to fight in a pointless war just to show dick sizes. I wanted to better us as a nation now I have learned that I may risk live and limb to protect a country that wants to see WWIII. We as a united nation DO NOT want a war! I'm not ready to die.
My personality is either Ricky Gervais or Tom Hanks.
Anybody else just sitting around minding their own shit and suddenly feel and/or think something and then immediately think What the actual Fuck afterwards.
Why do we say you're welcome when it sounds more like a question.