A-carrote-is-lost - Potakino La Patata

Northern pintail, female … Bombay Hook National Wildlife Refuge, Smyrna, Delaware … 11/9/20

If you are sad

high school sucks but sometimes you get to be spider-man, and that’s okay. 

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

Jim Moriarty

I’m doing a social experiment called ‘agreeing with boys when they compliment you’. 

the results: 

space boyfriends for ssimpleandclean. Thanks for your donation uwu

“classic literature isn’t relatable” what about the time jay fucking gatsby nearly fell down his own staircase because his crush looked at him

Cas used ‘tight denim shorts’ on Dean! It’s super effective!