Omg

*cracks ovaries open*

Hey who wants some forbidden caviar

graphic based on @poetryandoldermen‘s poem

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

Everyone on the Continent: wITchErs aRE scARy!1!

Jaskier:

#married

requirements for kingsman 2

roxy in a suit

hartwin is canon

Never been more attracted to a villian in my life

my mom made a big mistake about telling me that vulcans get drunk on chocolate

I’ve been thinking a lot about Destiel, since one of my friends said that she can just as easily ship Cas with Sam, since the three of them are the only characters that appear in every episode. She has a good point, but then I realised, the reason we ship Destiel more than Sastiel (nothing wrong with that btw) is because the way the show is written/edited/filmed makes everything to do with Cas connected to DEAN.

Who always calls Cas? (9x21, 5x14)

Dean

Who gets inordinately pissed at Cas, taking the things he does personally? (8x22)

Dean

Who does the weirdly long, eye sex contact thing with Cas? (8x7, 7x17, 7x21)

Dean

Who prays to Castiel, when things are going wrong, even when they don’t know if they can trust him? (8x17)

Dean

Who was Castiel trained to kill, when both brothers were a legitimate threat to the angels? (8x17)

Dean

Who gets all the romantic parallels of other lovers with Cas? (12x23, 6x20, 8x07)

Dean

Who is so beside himself with grief that he doesn’t think to care about a newborn baby, because Cas is dead? (12x23) And forgets everything but Cas when he’s stabbed? (9x03)

Dean

Who does Cas always look to when making declarations? (6x20, 12x23)

Dean

Who does the camera ALWAYS focus on when Cas reappears?  (8x21, 13x05)

Dean

Who did Castiel go to see before he made his Deal with Crowley? (6x20)

Dean

Who does Castiel come for, from the very beginning? (6x03, 6x21)

Dean

Who is the person that Cas hugs first after being apart from them for any length of time? (12x01, 9x21)

Dean

Who does Cas go on adventures/hunts with? (13x06)

Dean

When possessing Cas, who does Lucifer choose to taunt, even though he has a lot more history with Sam? (11x18)

Dean

And who do the other characters always pair Cas with? (7x23, 6x17)

Dean

When it comes to Castiel it is always, always, always, always, always, ALWAYS Dean… and that is why I believe in Destiel