I Am Your Father Masterlist

if you see me getting manipulated by a 5’11 sicilian man with big brown eyes and a masters in comp sci mind your own fucking business

WAIT I WANNA DRAW THIS--

HELP MY FRIEND THOUGHT HIS HAMMER WAS A SEGWAY AND NOW I NEED SOMEONE TO DRAW HEISENBERG RIDING HIS HAMMER AROUND LIKE A STUPID LITTLE SEGWAY IM CRYING

*on a mission*

you: i've got to get back before Bob realises i'm not in bed!

*meanwhile back at the Watchtower with Bob looking for you, swaddled in a blanket, on the brink of crying*

bob: (name)? (name)!

what's your type ?

someone who wants me as much as I want them

SUGA DOODLE

took a break from studying to draw Yoongi <33

go check it out on twitter

or maybe on instagram

Elon did not, in fact, shut the fuck up

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

hemsworth: what are your goals?

evans: to pet all the dogs

hemsworth: i mean fitness goals

evans: to be fast enough to pet all the dogs

What’s your favorite time of day?

Oh you know the time where I get to read about fictional characters being in love with me

I need people to stop tagging their fanfic memes with fanfic tags cuz all I'm seeing at the top posts are memes complaining about y/n giving them second band embarrassment, Tumblr having too much smut and them crying about that one old fanfic they read that hasn't been updated since the 2010s.