10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
I was really sad, but now it’s raining and I am slightly less sad
Put in the tags how many scars you have and how you got them
I have a simultaneously amazing and appalling memory which means that I’ll remember that months ago you quickly mentioned you collect bookmarks once and then you never brought it up again so for your birthday I’ll buy you a mermaid related bookmark because you brought up you like mermaids once but you won’t end up getting it on your birthday because I forgot when it is
alright guys to be clear to keep it on the same page we should keep faggoting and dyking it up but it's so important that the moment arbys or snickers or whatever try it we immediately pofacedly and in the register of Serious Liberal Concern say 'Wow. Newsflash: it is never acceptable to use that word. Oreos? Delete your account. That's it, that's the tweet.' like can you imagine the look on their faces. we're gonna fucking get those guys so good
This is so real omg
This hits home a little too hard
gushers italiano
go follow @a-small-green-bird (only one dash between a and small, this account has two)
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