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SDV Leah Headcanons!!

Imo Leah’s one of the most overlooked sdv characters ever, and I haven’t been giving her enough love either! So, here’s a list of Leah headcanons to show her wonderful personality

🍄🎨🌲🍎🪵

Definitely an eldest daughter. She has at least three younger siblings that she helped care for, giving her mom energy since way back when

it’s part of the reason why she wanted to rebel and do something impulsive to escape the suburban life that awaited her

cannot tell a lie to save her life. She always ends up laughing and her ears turn bright red, giving her away almost immediately

it’s also the reason why she can’t get away with saying she understands what Elliott’s saying when she reads through his stuff

Amazing cook! Give her literally anything and she’ll find a way to craft it into a delicious meal

But the worst texter. She’ll will read your text and forget to reply for weeks on end. It’s best to just call her

Leah also has the messiest handwriting ever. Almost worse than Harvey’s doctor’s writing. It’s not that she doesn’t try, it’s just that she has a thousand ideas bouncing all at once and she doesn’t have the time to write it out properly

Will teach you how to flower press

Something Leah will never admit to is that she reads those steamy paperback adult novels, y’know the ones. It started of completely ironically but now they’re a guilty pleasure

Definitely talks to trees and plants! Casually saying hello to them, commenting on how much they’ve grown, etc

She also knows a lot of medical facts. If you ever get hurt in the forest and bump into her when Harvey’s not around, you’re all set. She can make her own herbal ointments, dress a wound, create a sling, and so much more

Also, she has amazing skin. This woman hydrates every single day and it show

Leah has a habit of oversharing, especially when she’s drunk. Give her a few bottles of wine and you’ll know her entire life story and then some by the end of the night

Can climb up a tree in the blink of an eye. Sometimes she hides up there to do her sketching, or simply take a nap

Leah’s incredibly patient too, and she’s a really good listener. Like Haley, she notices the things that most people don’t usually pick up on, so if you’re feeling down she’s usually the first to notice

She also amazing intuition. If she tells you she’s got a bad feeling about someone or something just because, listen

Very spontaneous! The perfect person to go on an unplanned night drive to nowhere with

Curses like a sailor. She’d probably try to censor herself at first, but the more you get to know her, the less she’ll stop trying

Despite being nervous about displaying her own work, she is an amazing hype woman!! Will plummel you with the love and support needed for you to do something!!

Leah also has a really sweet singing voice. She doesn’t usually sing out loud, but when taking walks in the woods or doing little sketches alone, she sometimes sings under her breath and it’s so very soothing

despite that, she cannot dance to save her life. Leah dances just like a dad, but don’t think that’ll stop her

Knows a bunch of old stories and folklore

Like Emily, she’s also a vegetarian

Incredibly competitive. She’s had a history of making a competition out if things that aren’t usually supposed to be

Despite being super kind and down to earth, there’s an intimidating nature to Leah. Maybe it’s her height or the muscles that come from working with wood all day, but it’s super helpful whenever she needs to stand up for someone being picked on

She always has the distinct smell of firewood and ash to her

Leah has super warm and rough hands that are callused through years of sculpting, and always somehow covered in paint

Despite not liking sugar or sweets, she’s also an amazing baker. Her ginger molasses cookies are to die for

Leah’s cottage is filled with small marks of her presence—a mini forest sculpted on the edge of her fireplace, blotches of dried paint on the kitchen counter, a small mural framing the edges of the window, and so many others. They’re like little Easter eggs you keep finding every time you visit, and it makes the entire place feel a little more like home

Leah also laughs really easily!! She has a bright laugh, one that could be heard from a mile away

Has a collection of the dorkiest Christmas sweaters ever. She keeps them all in a special box and wins almost every ugly sweater contest ever, even when there’s no contest

Emily compliments her on it every Winter’s Star

She has a habit of absentmindedly flirting with people, whether it be friend, lover, or stranger. She usually never means anything by it, it just happens before she can catch herself

Leah can pull off the goofiest faces ever! It’s super helpful for practicing art expressions using the mirror, but also for making a friend laugh whenever they’re feeling down

Will absentmindedly draw cute doodles and beautiful swirls on your arm if you let her

She also probably gets least easily flustered out of all the bachelorettes. You flirt with her, and she’ll flirt with you right back until one of you back down

Like Ursula from Kiki’s Delivery Service, sometimes Leah climbs up to the roof of her cottage to do some artwork. Although she’s usually always careful climbing back down, there was a time when she slipped and fell, earning her a scar that goes from from her ankle to her mid calf

Although Leah doesn’t regret moving from the city, there moments when she’s kept up at night wondering about the people she’d hurt in the process

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stardew valley update: I’m currently seducing Elliot because I feel like if I get everyone to ten hearts I’ll feel some sense of accomplishment, and it just feels like. Buddy. I know you’re gay. You know I have five girlfriends already. Maybe we can just be buddies and I can keep bringing you duck feathers since you like those. Maybe you should ask Shane or Harvey out.

My little personal headcannons for the SDV marriage candidates.

⭐Bachelorettes⭐

👻Abigail: She has a secret ability to talk to spirts and monsters like Krobus/ She sometimes hangs out with Marlon and he teaches her how to use her sword/ She helps her mother with her greenhouse and grows plants for her spells. 

💎Emily: They uses She/They pronouns/ On their birthday and Sandy’s they visit her and they have a day together in ZuZu City/ They’re friends with Maru/ Ask them about rocks and gems and you’ll be there for weeks, they knows everything about them.

🌻Haley: Once she gets nicer she starts a baking hobby/ She writes a lot too! she loves to write stories about romance/ She calls her parents every month to check up on them/  When she was in high school she had a girlfriend.

🍄Leah: She’s good friends with Haley/ She’s very tall and very fit, she loves to work out/ Her and Robin work together sometimes in wood working, Robin teaches her wood working techniques. She draws Elliot’s landscapes from his books.

🌌Maru: She’s Pansexual/ She and Penny go for walks in the forests every Sunday when it isn’t raining/ She teaches Jas and Vincent about science while Penny does math and English/ She loves horror, especially gorey ones/ She collects dead insects and researches them with Sebastian.

📚Penny: Aside from school she hangs out with Jas and Vincent and have picnics/ Her and Abigail talk about their recent books together/ She’s good friends with Emily/ She absolutely loves classic literature, Frankenstein is one of her favorites/ She loves to cook and bake.

⭐Bachelors⭐

🏈Alex: He’s a closeted Bisexual/ he helps Penny with P.E/ He and Sam used to be friends then Alex started to act different then broke off/ Does tutoring with Penny/ He very scared of horror and refuses to watch it no matter what/ He helps Evelyn with knitting and knows how to knit/ He watches Gridball with George.

📝Elliot: He likes to wear dresses/ He lets Jas braid his hair/ He and Harvey meet up with coffee and talk/ Penny and him write stories together/ He is Pansexual and uses He/They pronouns.

🎸Sam: He teaches Vincent how to play guitar/ He hangs out with Jas and Vincent/ He has ADHD/ He’s a great artist and likes to show them to Leah/ Him and Sebastian run a Tumblr blog about their Band/ On Spirts Eve he skates around in a ghost costume and plays Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne

💻Sebastian: He and his father talk on the phone sometimes/ He helps his mother with wood working/ He secretly loves romance and is very romantic and loves Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride/ He watches horror movies with his sister/ Just like Abbigail, he can talk to spirts.

🩺Harvey: He’s friends with Sandy and comes to do check ups every month for her/ He gives lollipops to everyone, even Evelyn/ He gets coffee with the local ladies and talk about their recent adventures/ He is very good at cooking/ despite being scared of quite a bit of things he sometimes adventures into the mines.

🍻Shane: when ever he can he hangs out with Jas and Marnie/ Even though he mostly gets pizza and take out he’s very good at cooking/  He teaches Jas self defense/ He spends a lot of his time with his chickens, and has a secret blue one that only Jas and Marnie know about. 

Stardew Bachelor Headcanons!

these just popped in my head while I was playing the game- and I love them

Elliot

probably kins applejacks brother

smells like a new book page (no joke)

loooooooves styling his long hair

acts like a gentleman to people he loves but he acts like a bitch on cocaine when hes alone

probably had an obey me! phase

loves having someone play with his hair

embodiment of "m'lady"

Sam

listens to avril lavigne for inspiration

skater boy

his favorite movie is the smurfs

smells like bubblegum and dirt

loooooves dragon ball(no wonder)

favorite anime is one punch man

dressed up as naruto once when he was little

forces Vincent to watch one punch man with him and rant about it

misses his dad

wishes he was around more

Harvey

always gets sick

neat freak

smells like windex(wow)

has panic attacks often

likes to doodle on his fingers

deserves so much love

sam forced him to dress up as jesus once with a wig

he needs therapy now

help

hums while filling out a patient's chart

honestly really sweet

is a gentleman

100% is gay as shit

loves dogs

Sebastian

loves mcr, green day, avril, imagine dragons, you name it

had a Harry Potter phase

smells like markers and pens

loves drawing his character

goes by he/they/mage

honestly I'm scared

trans icon

insecure

originally had ginger hair

also has freckles(he hides them)

has a lot of earrings

wants to gets a septum

has a frog hoodie

Shane

jas used to be his therapist

talks to chickens because he feels like only they understand him

smells like vanilla(wow)

let's jas do his nails while he talks to her

jas acts like those Jersey salon ladies with him

always has a horror movie night with jas on saturdays

blames himself for jas' parent's death

has panic attacks sometimes

judges people together with jas

best person to flip off someone

taught jas a lot of things

deserves the world

we love you shane

Alex

insecure

smells like sweat and cologne

honestly a sweetheart

talks to evelyn a lot

vents to george(he actually cares)

stromk

can snap in 2 seconds if you insult his mom

amazing ranter

has a bit of anger issues

overall amazing

I smell I bi-bitch

ding ding ding its him

will be super kind to his s/o and tries not to get angry

and those are my headcanons

Y/n: Let me love you.

Shane: It's rotten work.

Y/n, kissing his forehead: Not for me, it isn't.

🐔 Shane Headcanons! 🐔

• Shane used to eat spicy wings a lot before moving to Pelican Town, but now that he takes care of the chickens and has such a close bond with them he’s cut out his wing obsession.

• Shane was going to school for film and was living in a dorm, once Jas’ parents passed away she couldn’t stay in his dorm with him, he had to drop out and move in with Marnie since he only worked part time in school and couldn’t afford an apartment.

• Something that comforted Shane when he was younger was movies. He loved watching how scenes were filmed, especially in documentaries. Whenever he was dealing with negative/intrusive thoughts, he would distract himself with a movie. Sometimes when he’s out in public, he will imagine himself in his favourite movie (As a form of escaping/coping).

• Shane secretly likes poetry! I feel like he appreciates all forms of art and can relate with a lot of poems. He finds It difficult to express how he feels and so he finds it easier to explain things through symbolism and metaphors.

What your favorite bachlor(ette) says about you, simplified-

Abigail: you just want to go feral

Emily: you're crazy (in a good way)

Haley: you're a masochist

Leah: you like art

Maru: you like space

Penny: you're sweet

Alex: you're either into himbos or ARE a himbo

Elliott: you're a theatre kid

Harvey: you're a nerd

Sam: you like anime

Sebastian: you're emo

Shane: you're depressed. get some help

bonus-

Krobus: you're a monsterfucker, aren't you? either that or an enthusiastic asexual

💕 How the Bachelors Propose to You:

Alex: He would bring you near the bathhouse late one fall evening. After spending some time in the warm water surrounded by each other’s arms, he would take out the mermaids pendant and put it on you. The two of you would stay in the bathhouse alone, listening to the sounds of the water and looking out at the moon through the windows.

Elliott: Elliott would take you to the beach one night, walking barefoot in the sand by the water. He would slowly start dancing with you, whispering how much he loves you and how much you mean to him. He will get on one knee and take out the mermaids pendant, looking into your eyes and taking in how amazing you look in the moonlight. After he puts it on you, the two of you continue to slowly dance by the water.

Harvey: Harvey is extremely shy, he’s scared to tell you how he feels as he fears being rejected. Instead of using his words, he will bring you to his house one night, his apartment decorated with cute fairy lights and flowers everywhere. He will pretend to show you a model plane he’s working on only for you to find the pendant on it. Finding courage, he will explain why he wants to marry you and why you mean so much to him. He puts the pendant on you and Harvey plays calming music while you eat dinner together and talk about how you both feel.

Sam: Sam will invite you to his house one night, bringing you into his bedroom and letting you sit on his bed while he plays an instrumental song on acoustic guitar. You both enjoy sitting in the room and focusing on the music. All of a sudden Sam stops playing the guitar, asking you to go into his bin of guitar pics and get him one. You look in the bin to find the mermaids pendant in there. He laughs, enjoying the surprise on your face. You say yes, hugging him and putting on the pendant. You ask him to play a couple songs for you and he gladly plays them.

Sebastian: He will take you on a ride on his motorcycle while the sun is setting. He loves to watch your hair blow in the wind in his mirror while he is driving, taking in your content and relaxed face as you enjoy the fresh hair. He takes you to a nice spot on top of a hill, looking out to a lake. He will talk to you about how he feels so much happier being with you and how he feels like he has more of a purpose now that you two are together. He talks about how he never wants the feeling to go away, and then proposes to you. He holds you the entire evening, not wanting to let you go. Every so often he will give you kisses and whisper how much you mean to him. He’ll let you wear his sweater to keep you warm. He wants to make sure you are comfortable.

Shane: Shane tries to fall asleep during a thunderstorm but can’t, having a trauma response to the sound of thunder from when he was at the cliffs. His mind goes dark until he reminds himself that you are with him and you made his life so much better. He realizes that the thoughts aren’t enough and he needs you with him. He goes to your farm, knocking on the door quickly. As you open the door, he’s drenched from the rain. He instantly kisses you passionately, then gets on one knee. He pulls out the pendant, trying to find the words to say, and before he could say anything, you kiss him for what feels like minutes. You put the pendant on and kiss him, saying yes with every peck.

[ id: a digital drawing of virgil, patton, and remus from sanders sides. they are sitting at a window seat. the walls are blue, the carpet is gray, and it’s raining outside.

virgil is a skinny white man with a purple mullet and brown roots, purple eyes, and ear piercings. he’s wearing a gray tank top and purple leggings. patton is also a skinny white man, with dark brown short hair and a short brown beard. he’s wearing a blue shirt, gray shorts, and white knee high socks. remus is a chubby white man with green eyes and shaved red-brown hair. he’s wearing an oversized green sweater, black shorts, and light green thigh highs.

virgil is sitting on one side of the window seat with one leg up and his arm resting on it, his other hand holding his arm. he’s looking out the window, relaxed and smiling. patton is sitting criss cross on the floor in front of the seat, hugging himself and looking like he’s asleep. remus is laying on the seat with his legs extended and propped up on the wall. he has one hand on the ground and the other resting on his chest, and he’s looking back at patton and smiling. end id. ]

intrumoxiety for @rainbow-coloured-amalgamations <>!!!!! virgil wanted to watch the rain with his bfs but it was thundering and pat’s afraid of thunder so he gave pat his headphones uwu (also plz click for better quality)

[ id: a banner with black text that has a white outline. it reads “if you’re not going to reblog/queue, don’t bother to like bc likes do nothing” with a red heart at the end. end id. ]

Meido Day

Moonlight Jelly viewing with the goddaughhter

more doodles… u KNOW he would give the best hugs 😤

Chicken man 🐔

(click for better quality, because tumblr compressed my beautiful boy u-u)

Solely based from that one Mickey Mouse short scene: https://youtu.be/C-71xmZWRtw

My farmer at Marnie’s Ranch every 8am to give Shane 1 hot pepper

(sorry this is so messy I found this in my wip files from last month and I just wanted to finish it once and for all)

What I Think of You Based on The Bachelor You Married:

- this is just for fun! don’t take anything personally :) enjoy! -

Alex: Unashamed to say you have a himbo type. You most likely picked Alex because either A. You think he’s hot or B. You find him kind despite how cocky he was when you first met him. You also probably wish that you could move Rusty to the farm once you marry Alex.

Elliott: You probably write poetry yourself or you read ALL of the time. You probably married him because of his kind nature and how romantic he is. I would assume your love language is words of affirmation. And of course: you LOVE his hair.

Harvey: You most likely relate to his anxiety and his softness. You like guys with dilf energy and glasses. You like that he makes meals for you and constantly cares about your health and well being. You’re also probably into taller men as well, I personally imagine Harvey to be like 6’3” lol.

Sam: Definitely into the whole “golden retriever guy” thing, you like his positive energy and goofy ness. If you draw Sam, I guarantee you try to give him a different hairstyle LOL. You probably have a passion for music and feel comfortable around him.

Sebastian: Mysterious emo boy energy. You probably love either board games/ video games and would rather stay home and enjoy reading a book than going to see a ton of people. You also have an obsession with frogs.

Shane: You relate to Shane either a bit or a lot, no in between. You probably married him because you love seeing someone who was in a dark place finally get better. You also love enemies to lovers stories and have major dilf energy.

Enjoy, Shane fans

“Tell me everything!”

Wanted to make a cute comic of Jas and Hale~

She doesn’t understand children lol.

PART TWO

PART THREE

edit: added page numbers because the format is confusing lol

feeling blue 🌧️ i'm in my chicken man feelings rn

chicken man….I love u 💙😔

more shaneposting

also idk if this has been done already but… technologically-impaired farmer gets their hands on a phone and starts chaotically texting their crush

𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜 | c.h

Pairing :: Corpse Husband x GN! Reader

Requested :: Yes (by Anon 🤸‍♀)

Summary :: Here are some headcanons of what I think/imagine it'll be like being married to our beloved deep voiced streamer!

A/N: I hope you guys like this, especially the anon who requested did! Taglist (for all my future Corpse fics and my one multi-chaptered fic) and Requests are open

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Let's start with the two of you's wedding, shall we?

It'll be a private wedding with just your friends and family invited, the man wouldn't be able to handle too many guests at once due to his Agoraphobia

It won't be a fancy one, just simple enough as you guys prioritize getting married more than trying to make a perfect and grand after party

Later in your little honeymoon, he'll confessed that being able to say that you're now his partner for life makes him very much happy. You're now stuck with him.

You weren't complaining. Now onto your life as a married couple!

Corpse will be the type of husband that'll make you forget you have a name due to how many petnames he will use to refer to you; sweetheart, babe, baby, love, sunshine, honey, you name it!

He will probably be giddy if you do the same, imagine if you do that one tiktok challenge to him where instead of calling him by his usual pet name, you call him by his name and he is so confused

Here's the challenge I was talking about, it's a compilation!

There will be some fights; no matter how perfect you both think the relationship is, it's not picture perfect.

But they never last due to you both learning early on in your relationship before marriage that Communication is Key

Taglist: @apple-slice-of-your-laifu-blog

stuck with you → Corpse Husband

summary → keeping corpse company while he streams while also helping him with his streaming anxiety

note: this is my first writing where tried to change the POV

TW: one language word

I sighed as I plopped down on the couch in Corpse's office. I gave him a reassuring smile when he looked at me with concerned eyes right before he started streaming. "you'll do great." I said with confidence in my tone. Truth be told, I knew he was losing his shit right now.

Once he started streaming, I could immediately see the anxiety set in him. I leaned half off the couch to put my hand on his leg. He jolted at my touch. He gave me his hand, and we intertwined our fingers. We sat like this for a bit while he talked to chat before the game started. Once he started playing the game, he requested that his hand back.

While he streamed, I laid down on his couch and scrolled through Twitter for a bit. Now and then, I would check on Corpse to see how the game was doing, eventually drifting off to sleep.

I woke up a couple of hours later to someone poking my shoulder. I looked over and saw Corpse staring at me. I looked up at him, confused, then he replied, "I was just checking."

"I'm ending stream soon." He added before turning back to his stream. I let out a slight huff before going back to sleep.

I woke up a bit later being carried upstairs to bed. "Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you." Corpse said. I nuzzled my head into his neck in response. He gave me a quick kiss on my forehead. "I guess I got stuck with you, huh?" He said quietly. I let out a slight laugh before he put me down again.

everything i’m insecure about ~ corpse husband

word count: 946

request?: no

description: in which the things his fans say become too much for her and she starts to believe them

pairing: corpse x female!reader

warnings: swearing, angst (kinda?), insecurities

masterlist (one, two)

The Discord disconnect sound alerted everyone that someone had left the call, but it was the bright red letters reading “(Y/S/N) has left the game” that brought their laughing to a halt.

“Did (Y/N) leave?” Rae asked.

“Wifi might’ve dropped,” Jack responded.

“The wifi is working fine for me,” Corpse told them. “I don’t hear her moving in the other room.”

“Corpse, if you want to go check on her we’ll wait to start the lobby again,” Toast offered.

Corpse shook his head, forgetting that his friends couldn’t see them. “No, I’ll leave and come back in a bit. You guys can play without me.”

He left the Among Us game and placed his headphones aside. (Y/N) hadn’t come into his room yet, which was why Corpse thought she had merely disconnected by accident. If she had decided she was finished streaming, she would’ve told everyone and come over to join him in his room.

He walked to the guest bedroom where (Y/N) had her streaming set up. Instead of being sat at her computer like Corpse expected, (Y/N) was laid on her back on the guest bed, staring up at the ceiling. He could see something shiny on her cheeks, and realized they were also flushed - she was crying.

Noticing Corpse walk in, she quickly wiped her face and tried to smile. “Hey. Are you done streaming?”

“I wasn’t, but I may be now,” Corpse responded. “What happened, (Y/N)?”

“Nothing. Don’t worry, go back to your stream.”

Doing the exact opposite, Corpse crossed the room and laid next to (Y/N). He took her into his arms and rested her head on his chest. This was enough to finally break (Y/N) and she began to cry into Corpse’s chest.

Corpse smoothed her hair and allowed her to cry as she needed. He wasn’t going to push her to talk if she didn’t want to.

After some time, (Y/N)’s sobbing started to calm down and she spoke, “They hate me.”

“Who hates you?” Corpse asked.

“Your fans. They hate me. They’ve been spamming my social media and my chats with so much hate. I turned on subscribers only chat, but some of them even ended up subscribing to send me hate. I turned off my social media comments and replies and my inboxes, but they’re still getting to me somehow.”

“What do they say?”

(Y/N) hesitated. She already felt like she had said too much. She didn’t want to make Corpse upset with his fans. Obviously it wasn’t all of them giving her trouble, but it felt like the select few who were had made it their live mission to make her miserable.

“(Y/N),” Corpse prompted after a prolonged silence. “What are they saying?”

(Y/N) sighed and finally said, “They keep saying you should be with Rae instead of me. They post clips of you and Rae when you stream together and say you’re cuter together than we are, and that she’s better for you than I am.”

Corpse felt his anger rise at this. He didn’t mind the playful shipping his fans did - like Corpsekkuno - but when they took it too far like this he hated it. Especially now, seeing (Y/N) so upset over things that were just untrue.

“You know they’re wrong, right?” (Y/N) was silent. Corpse moved his head to try and see her face, but she moved to look away. “(Y/N).”

“They’re not completely wrong,” she said.

“Babe - ”

“She’s so much older than I am,” (Y/N) cut him off. “She’s so much more mature. And she’s pretty, and you two get along so well.”

“She’s like my sister,” he added. “(Y/N), they’re just trying to get in your head. I love you more than anything, and only you. You’re the one I want to be with, and in my eyes, you’re meant for me.”

Tears started to form in her eyes again, but this time they were from happiness. Corpse squeezed her slightly and kissed her forehead.

(Y/N) shrieked and giggled as Corpse stood and lifted her from the bed. He carried her to his room, where they both realized Corpse was still streaming. He placed (Y/N) down onto his bed and leaned into his mic. “Sorry for being gone so long guys, but I’m gonna dip. Hit me up for the next lobby.”

His friends chorused goodbyes and well wishes for (Y/N) before Corpse left the call.

“Sorry to anyone watching for the silence,” he said to his viewers. “I hope the Discord call without the visuals made for great out of context jokes. I’ll talk about my reason for going MIA later, but for now thanks for watching and I’ll see you guys next stream.”

He got in bed next to (Y/N), but this time he rested his head on her chest.

“You didn’t need to end the stream,” she told him. “I wouldn’t have minded watching for a while.”

“Nah, I would’ve went on a rant if I kept streaming. I want to cuddle with you for a while, then I want to show you that I love you and only you.”

(Y/N) smiled and wrapped her arms around Corpse. She ran her fingers through his curly hair, taking in the familiar scent of his cologne mixed with his shampoo.

“I love you, too,” she whispered into his hair. “Thank you.”

“You don’t have anything to thank me for. Everything I say is the truth, and you know I’m always here to assure you, babe.”

She kissed the top of his head, silently thanking him again.

Convenient

Corpse Husband x Reader (Female)

Warnings: Swearing

Genre: FLUFF, RPF (Real Person Fic)

Summary: Following a long walk in the rain, Y/N is forced to borrow an attire from her boyfriend - more specifically, a hoodie of his -in order to avoid a cold. Little does she know that he’s been dying to see her wearing his clothes for the longest time. Imagine how flustered and happy he gets at the sight!

Requested by Anon. Hi lovely! Thank you so much for this ADORABLE request! I’m so sorry it has taken me so long to write and post it but I hope you enjoy it nevertheless if you’ve stuck around long enough to read it! Love, Vy ❤

“I’m basically one with my clothes out here! But don’t worry, take your time opening the door! I don’t mind or anything!“ This very yell comes about a second after my doorbell gets violated, ringing loudly and startling me out of my focused editing state. After almost a whole day of procrastination, I really didn’t need nor look forward to any distractions. Yet here’s one, standing and yelling outside my front door and I’m more than happy she’s here. See, I don’t want distractions as long as they’re not Y/N. She’s the only one who gets a pass - an all-access pass at that. That basically translates to: whatever I’m doing I’m willing to drop it for her. Or, to put it into modern terminology, I’m a simp. Damn, that’s such a ridiculous term.

“Cool it, I can only walk so quickly!“ The strides I make in effort of reaching the front door are long but slow and exaggerated, almost like a cartoon character, just so I could prolong Y/N’s agony of waiting. We call it Petty Olympics, our ‘Sorry-Not-Sorry‘ way of poking fun at each other and testing each other’s patience. All in good fun, allow me to specify that yet again.

At least it’s all in good fun until I see Y/N standing there, at my doorstep, soaked from head to toe. That’s when I feel guilt for taking so long to open the damn door - despite it being only like five seconds extra upmost - because, as it turns out, she really appears to be one with her clothes at the moment.

“Wow, you really did take your time, didn’t you?“ She shoves a wet plastic bag in my hands, a warmth and delicious smell emanating from it.

“Would’ve been faster had I known you were in such a shitty state.“ I can’t help but chuckle at the mess she looks right now - clothes stuck to her body, hair soaked and dripping on her shoulders and framing her face in what would be an unattractive way had I not been talking about Y/N. There’s never anything unattractive about her. Call me biased all you want, there just isn’t. I’m factually correct, don’t argue with me.

“First you take an eternity to open the door then you have the audacity to laugh at me, you’re really asking me to take that food and leave, aren’t you?“ She narrows her eyes at me, defying her own statement by pushing past me and walking into my apartment like she owns it. To be fair, she has partial ownership, that’s something we’ve agreed on by now.

“You really want to walk in the rain again?“ I tempt my luck by poking a stick at her like that but I believe it’ll be worth it.

She whirls around to glare at me, but it’s a soft glare. The type that’s hiding fits and fits of laughter behind it. “I could always call an Uber.” She barks back, lifting her chin cockily.

I can’t help but smirk at her over-exaggerated, “Babe, you and I both know how you’d never step foot in an Uber. Not after all those horror stories.”

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Boundaries - Corpse Husband

Words: 606 

Summary: Her chat goes crazy when they learn that Corpse and her will be streaming together. 

Note(s): This was written for @stylistiquements​ Corpse Husband Writing Event. My prompt was: “You said I had to be honest with you.” Also, wrote this as a birthday present for myself because I had nothing better to give myself. So, happy birthday to me!!!

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