URGENT: A Short Smut Bbrae Fic

Seven, Sex & Seas

Is it only me & @rvnchr4nd4 who thinks BTS on a onepiece!au would totally rock?! Are there any ONE-PIECE-slash-BTS fans out there too?

If so, feel free to love, reblog or comment your thoughts down below!

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➥ fic title: Seven, Sex & Seas

➥ genre: humor, romance, mature, adventure, reverse harem, fantasy, onepiece!au, pirates!au

➥ pairing: BTSxYOU

➥ summary: When cheeky mermaids mess with your crew, being a woman suddenly turns into a misfortune; a misfortune that leads you to bring down your walls and submit to your crew members in order to redeem their sanity and vanish the lust-induced behavior they acquired from the mermaids’ voices that screwed with their heads.

➥ warnings: NSFW, 18+, blowjob, oral sex, unprotected sex, sloppy seconds, spit-roasting, mating, multiple partner, multiple orgasm, overstimulation, cumplay, threesome, foursome, voyeurism, orgy

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The one’s who can fly, should fly. There’s no need to be confined to the ground.

ADHD Peter Parker, please! Like ADHD underestimation. I wanna know how Tony would help Peter with his underestimation. I also wanna know Peter's stims he does. If you can that would be great!

Remember to drink water! -💜

when did you send me this ask? i did not get a notification so i didn't see it, i'm so sorry /gen

without further ado:

adhd peter parker headcanons

- peter gets understimulated very easily, more than most people with adhd even. it might be because of his powers or his genius mind, or a combination of both

- both peter and tony have hyperfixated on the band queen (tony got peter into it but now they're both equally obsessed), so whenever peter is understimulated tony reminds him that he can listen to queen (peter, like most people with adhd, forgets he can listen to music to seek stimulation)

- brian may's guitar playing, roger taylor's falsetto voice, and freddie mercury's voice in general are auditory stimulation heaven for them (i will admit i am projecting here)

- they listen to queen, but also to other artists together and happy stim!! (peter got tony into conan gray and olivia rodrigo, tony will not admit he loves their music to anyone else)

- peter has a science fiction special interest/hyperfixation, and tony happily listens to his rants and theories (tony is always more than happy to listen to peter, but he often brings up peter's hyperfixations to cheer peter up when he's sad)

- like the gen-z transmasc he is, peter listens to the magnus archives (a horror anthology podcast), though he can only listen to it in bus or car rides or when he's exercising, otherwise he can't focus. he also has a vocal stim where he hums the intro music, and another stim where he talks in jonathan sims' accent sometimes,,, he also listens to the podcast when he's understimulated. tony has often walked in on peter, working in the lab, with a very eery, unsettling story being heard very loudly through the speakers, along with creepy string music playing in the background. he doesn't know why peter like this stuff

- he is hyperactive, and rarely hyperfixates on things or activities he needs to stay still for a long time for, like reading. the only book he hyperfixated on was red, white and royal blue (mj and ned got him into it and he loved it)

- peter definitely stims by jumping up and down (no this is not just me projecting /s),, he also jumps up and down on any surface he can stand on (e.g. walls or the ceiling)

- he also like,,, wiggles his shoulders as a stim, that one is usually for listening to good music

- he has many vocal stims, though because of ableist society (f*** ableists btw) he only feels comfortable stimming vocally when he's alone

- some of his vocal stims include: humming whatever song he's obsessed with at the moment (a lot of the time it's "discord" or "my ordinary life" by the living tombstone)

- another vocal stim of his is just,,, screaming, usually to relieve stress

- he has many fidget toys, although they tended to break easily until tony made him fidget toys that withstand his super strength (this idea is one i've mentioned before, and @human-salt-shaker-aka-cf-fighter was the one who came up with it, it's an awesome idea /gen)

- he also really likes blue things, idk if it's a visual stim but it makes him feel calm

- he has a very secret crystal and rock collection that started from his witchcraft hyperfixation but the crystal obsession kept resurfacing even after he decided witchcraft isn't for him (he does sometimes stir intention into his coffee or tea but shhh no one can know)

- he has a pressure stim which is partly the reason why he "forgets" to take off his binder after 8 hours of wearing it (tony, may, happy and ned are worried and so am i)

ok so these are just a few unorganised and messy thoughts, and i probably went off-topic a few times but hey-ho. i'm sorry i took so long to reply, i literally did not know this was in my inbox??? anyway, i hope you like these headcanons, and if you have anything more specific in mind, feel free to send another ask (also: thank you for reminding me to drink water/gen)!

drew these skater boys during class

chicken man….I love u 💙😔

drew some clothes for our snow boy

print available! here

[Cesium Anon] Kyoko and Sayaka were desperate for someone who could fuck them senseless, because their boyfriends are unable to satisfy them. But given that they just walked in on Maki getting fucked senseless by her boyfriend Shuichi, I think they just found their answer.

Tw: NTR

Neither Makoto nor Leon were... satisfactory. In Kyoko’s mind, Makoto is just too soft. Too cuddly and he never tries anything special. While for Sayaka, Leon is incredibly lazy in bed, always ordering her around and almost never moving a pinkie. One is too soft, the other too lazy. The two friends were just walking around campus talking, before hearing something weird. Like someone in pain. Kyoko, always the detective, rushed ahead as Sayaka followed behind, the two of them getting to an abandoned classroom... and as they open it up they come to the ungodly kinky sight of Shuichi behind Maki. The always stoic underclasswoman is being destroyed by a fat dick, but while he is going hard, it is clear he is taking care of her too. A hardcore pounding, really reshaping her insides, but with him as an active participant. The two girls look in shock, and the two inside realise they’ve been caught but Maki, instead of fearing and panicking as Shuichi does... just grins.

~//~

Three hours have passed. Maki is once more still being fucked by Shuichi, this time right onto the teacher’s desk, her legs open as he pounds away at her, his cock rubbing against her insides, Sayaka and Kirigiri fallen down around her, all four of their lower holes stretched out and leaking cum, as Maki grabs Shuichi’s head and starts kissing him. She never had an issue on sharing and it seems those two needed a nice fucking. She’ll talk to them later about how this will all pan out but... she can finally say Shuichi is getting tired in the bedroom. Maybe one or two more girls will help. Eh, she’ll think about this later. Another orgasm is coming and she isn’t sure she’ll be able to think after it - Yep~ Yep~ No more thinking, just cumming~

It Takes Time

Summary: Hawks and the reader are married and have an adorable baby boy together. That took them a while to conceive. While Hawks is trying to enjoy every minute of it, but a dark part of his mind is starting to linger over him.

Pairing: Hawks x reader

Word count: 4,031

Warnings: terrible writing, angst, fluff, cute, sad, dark, sweet, mention of the word depression, hard to conceive, mention of the word abuse, CONTAINS SPOILERS, domestic Hawks, Hawks is a daddy, cute family nicknames, tear making fic, deep conversations, a demon that lingers inside of Hawk's heart, slight cursing, mention of the word sex

A/N: Hey! Well...I was going to write either Kirishima or Todoroki, but this cute Hawks fic idea decided to move in. So here is a cute fic of Hawks being a dad. Again, this is my first time writing for Hawks so please bear with me as I try out new characters and ideas for my fics. Thanks. :)

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They say having a baby is what makes a father and mother's love grow stronger. It makes their relationship stronger. Sometimes this saying is true and sometimes it was false.

Then again, it took a while for Keigo and you to get pregnant. One, Keigo’s work schedule always got changed and you two couldn’t do anything. Since he was going up in ranks as a pro-hero. Two, all of the failed pregnancy tests thinking that you were when your period was late. Bringing you into a small depression state. It even took a toll on Keigo. All he wanted to have someone to carry on his legacy when he was gone. Someone he could take flying around the city at night. To see the starts with. Someone he could teach their quirk to them.

Sadly, his wishes didn’t come true.

After a little small vacation, because Keigo had the weekend off. You two decided to give trying to have kids one more go around.

With a little bit of birdie magic and some prayers, your wish of wanting to be a parent came true.

You looked at the three positive pregnancy tests sitting on the bathroom sink. You smiled with tears strolling down your face. “Keigo is going to be so happy,” you said to yourself. You took your phone out of your pocket and dialed Keigo’s number.

Two rings later, Keigo answered on the other end saying “Hey baby! What do you need?”, in his cheerful voice like he always has when he answered your phone calls.

“Hey...uh are you busy? Because I need you to come home”, You replied.

Keigo said, “Not really, I just have a small meeting in a few minutes why?”

“I-It’s okay, it can wait till you get home..”, is all you could say to him at the moment. You wanted to tell him the news, but you wanted to wait till he was able to express his excitement.

Like the true bird he is, Keigo quickly picked up on the concern in your voice. He couldn't tell if you were happy, sad, mad, or sick. He just knew something was on your mind. That you needed to tell him something. Keigo said “Give me ten minutes and I’ll be home Y/n”, and he ended the call.

All you could do was look at your phone and run a hand through your hair. You groaned “Fuck..I only have ten minutes to make something cute to tell him”. So, you grabbed the three tests and headed to set them on the kitchen island. Then you took a blank card and wrote the words ‘’Hi Daddy’’. It was simple, but it was still cute and meaningful. Now you just had to wait for Keigo.

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Keigo put his phone up and looked for Tokoyami. Once he found him, he said “Kid, I can’t make it to this meaning, something is going on with Y/n and I don’t know what it is”. Tokoyami didn't need him to explain anything else. He understood him completely. Family comes first before meetings. Tokoyami only said, “I understand Hawks. I’ll take care of everything”. Keigo thanked him and he headed out of the agency to go home to you.

The flight home was nothing like normal. Keigo’s mind was more focused on why you were not your normal self when you called him. He just wanted to know if everything was okay at home.

Keigo made it to the front door and he walked in calling “Y/n?”, but no answer. He shut the door and he walked over towards the kitchen because something had caught his eyes. You had walked into the living room when he got to the announcement. You said “Yeah Keigo?”

Keigo ignored you for just a few seconds as he read the card with the two words “Hi Daddy”. At first, he was confused and he then looked at the three tests. Seeing the word pregnant on all three. Keigo shot his eyes over at you with his tears forming. You smiled and said, “We are getting our dream babe”. Keigo dropped the card and wrapped his arms around you. He was finally getting the baby he always wanted with you.

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Nine months later, Kenta Takami was born. Keigo and you couldn't be happier that your son was finally here. Kenta was completely perfect in every way. He was born with your hair color. He was born with Keigo’s gold-colored eyes. Tiny red wings like his father's were poking out from his back. Kenta was a hero in the making.

Keigo couldn’t contain his tears when he was finally able to hold his son. His offspring was here and he was not going to let him go. Keigo was going to do anything in his power to protect his baby boy.

Keigo was happy that his son was born with his red wings. Meaning his genes were so damn good. Keigo didn’t know what his son’s quirk was going to be. Because you were born with an amazing quirk also. Whether Kenta used his wings with his quirk or not. Keigo was going to enjoy training and working with his son once he was able to obtain his quirk.

While happiness loves to be there, darkness also likes to make its appearance. It’s been in the picture since Keigo knew he was going to be a father. Keigo’s childhood was the only thing that he could see. Just everything he had to endure during his time of growing up.

He fought so hard to not express the things that were destroying him from the inside. Keigo needed to have a conversation with someone. Sure, he could have this conversation with you, since you are his wife. But, he needed advice from someone who had already gone through the whole experience that he was going to go through.

Keigo just didn’t know when that conversation was going to be.

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A month after Kenta's birth. Keigo was still feeling the darkness start to grow inside of him. He knew something had to give. He knew he needed help. Keigo had called a fellow pro-hero and his best friend to meet up for lunch at his agency. Pro-hero Cobalt. Or as Keigo likes to call him Touya.

Touya Todoroki already had a son, who was a year old. So, Keigo knew that he could talk to Touya about what he should do.

Touya had walked into Keigo’s office saying “Hey Birdbrain”. Keigo rolled his eyes and replied, “Hey Burnt boy”. Touya groaned and sat down on the couch across from Keigo. Touya looked better than he did a few years back. He finally was able to find someone to help him get his skin to regenerate. He was finally rid of his burnt scars. Able to be the hero he was meant to be. Hell, he was running the Todoroki agency with his brother.

Touya said, “Alright Keigo, why the sudden urge to call me? I told Shouto I’d be gone an hour”. Keigo looked at Touya and spoke, “How do I get this demon out of my system? How do I not become the father I had?”

At first, Touya was shocked. He didn’t think that Keigo would come to him for advice like this. Yet, Touya himself went through the same experience. Touya said “It takes time buddy. I just have to remind myself that I will not become what my old man was. Yeah, our relationship is somewhat better now, but that still is not the point. I look at my son in the eyes and I see me. I see myself in a better childhood than I had. Yes, I know he is not me and he will never be me. I tell him every chance I get, that I will do everything I can to be a better father to him. I will not put him through the same situations I went through”.

Keigo just stared at Touya. Taking every single word that came out of Touya’s pierced mouth into his heart. Keigo knew that this was the talk he needed to hear. Besides you, Touya knew Keigo best. That is why they are called best friends.

Touya put his hand on Keigo’s shoulder and spoke “Tonight, take the night shift with your son. Take the moment that you have with him to just tell him everything you want to tell him. He may not understand, but it helps to get that demon off of your back”, with a soft smile.

Keigo smiled back and said “Thanks man. I knew you would help me out in this situation”, Touya replied, “Yeah I know. Now let’s get our lunch, I’m starving”. Keigo shook his head and had their food order up to his office.

Tonight, Keigo was going to do exactly what Touya had told him to do. He was going to take the night shift to take care of Kenta. Since he had the next day off anyway. He was going to be able to have the moment that he needed to have with his son.

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“You’re such a good baby Kenta even if you do like to keep mommy and daddy up at night”, as you softly spoke to your infant son. Who was munching down on his pacifier as you laid him down for an afternoon nap.

Kenta kept opening and closing his eyes. He was trying so hard not to fight against the images of dreamland. You started to rub small circles on his back to help him fall asleep faster. Usually, Keigo was the one who could put him to sleep better. Since he did have a sweet lullaby to sing to your son. Kenta finally gave up on his fight with his tiredness and went to sleep.

“Sleep well, my sweet prince”. You softly kissed the top of Kenta's head. Taking the time to admire his little sleeping form. Admiring his little golden locks on his head. Seeing his tiny red wings sprouting out from his onesie. Quietly you walked out of his nursery and towards the kitchen. Needed to get a few things done before Kenta woke up from his name. And, before Keigo got home from his work shift.

You finished picking the living room up and started working on dinner when Keigo walked into the house. You looked up and spoke “Welcome home love”, with a soft smile. Keigo closed the door quietly and responded “Hello mama bird”.

Keigo made his way over to you and captured your lips with his. He pulled away and then asked “Is my little hummingbird sleeping?”, You spoke, “Yeah, I just put him down for his afternoon nap”.

Keigo’s face dropped a little bit. He was always excited to come home and to hold Kenta. You saw the disappointment in your husband's face and you ruffled his short hair up. You said, “It will be okay Keigo, Kenta will wake up soon and you can have your little buddy”. Keigo smiled and kissed your forehead. He was willing to wait.

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Kenta had woken up an hour later from his nap. Keigo course rushed to his son and took over. It was his daily routine when he got home from work. He would take over and let you just rest up. Because you spent the entire day with Kenta. Only got breaks when your son took naps. Sometimes you ended up taking naps with him, just to rest some.

Keigo sat on the couch with Kenta in his arms. Seeing how his son held onto his finger when he put it near him. Keigo made soft chirping noises, to keep Kenta happy. That was his number one priority, to make sure his son was always happy and healthy.

Keigo spoke, “Hey there little chick. I hope you didn’t give mommy a hard time today”. It is what he would always say to Kenta. Just to make conversation with his son. Even if his son couldn’t talk properly. Keigo could understand what his son was trying to say through the slobbery babbles.

These moments made you smile. Keigo used to be this reckless twenty-five-year-old. Keigo would go get Touya to go do stupid stuff with. Knowing they both were married and professional heroes. Keigo would still make sure he came home to you safe and sound. A little beat up, but alive.

Now he had to completely make sure that nothing happened to him when he went on missions with heroes. He had to come home with fewer injuries than he normally would have. Because he didn’t want to leave your son or you alone. He didn’t want to make you a widow or a single mother. That was a promise he made to you when you two got married. Keigo never breaks his promises. They could be promises that would take a while to happen, but he never breaks them.

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Dinner was finished. Dishes were in the dishwasher getting their hot bath. Keigo and you both were in the bathroom giving Kenta his bath. Since Keigo knew what the temper the water had to be for his son’s wings. So they would not dry out and so he didn’t lose any of the feathers he did have.

When Kenta was finished with his bath, Keigo wrapped him up in the towel, snuggling his son up to his cheek. Didn’t care for the slobber kisses. Keigo would say “Let’s leave mommy alone baby boy. She needs to shower alone”, as he left the bathroom with Kenta.

Know good and well that was not going to happen. He was going to put Kenta to sleep and Keigo was going to come back to you. Because he was going to shower with you. Isn’t he an amazing husband and daddy? Taking care of the two of you the way he knows will work.

You took the feather necklace around your neck and hung it up on the towel rack. Next, you stepped into the shower. Letting the hot water hit your body to massage the day away. That and enjoying it while you could since your husband loves to steal it when you two showered together.

It didn’t take long for Keigo to put Kenta to sleep. Because you felt his arms wrap around you and his lips pressed against your neck. Kissing your neck softly saying “Did you miss me birdie?”, you spoke “Always babe”, turning around to kiss his soft lips.

Keigo and you took your time to shower, just to spend the time with each other. Sure, you could have a small fuck session in the shower, but you both know how loud you can get. Sex, normally happened with Kenta went to your parent's house, when they wanted to see him. Because they lived a good hour away.

The shower ended the moment cold water started to come out of the showerhead. Keigo stepped out first and waited for you. You followed behind him and you both dried off. You then put your pajamas on and Keigo slipped his sweatpants on. Since that is what he sleeps in every night. Keigo grabbed your necklace before leaving the bathroom and then you guys went to your bedroom.

You laid down on the bed first as Keigo turned the light off. He crawled in bed behind you and pulled you close to him. Keigo spoke, “Sweet dreams my love”. You said “Goodnight babe”, and you closed your eyes to go to sleep.

Keigo knew he would stay up for a bit to watch you sleep. It was just something he enjoyed doing. He’s always done it and he would continue to do it. Yet, he would sleep as much as he could before Kenta would wake up. Because he was going to do what Touya suggested for him to do.

Keigo was going to take the night shift tonight. He was going to take care of Kenta while you got a good night's sleep. The moment he heard his son’s cries, he was up and ready to go take care of him. Keigo needed to have that moment with Kenta. To tell him everything that Keigo wanted him to know. Plus Keigo knew when he did tell his son what he wanted, everything would feel so much better to him.

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About two in the morning. You slowly turned over in the bed, expecting to cuddle up to your husband but you didn’t feel his warm chest. You put your arm out and moved it around, thinking he may be further away from you than you thought. You were met with disappointment again. By now you opened your eyes and looked over to the empty bed next to you. You rose and rubbed your eyes, to make sure they weren’t playing tricks on you. At last, they weren't. Keigo wasn’t next to you.

There wasn’t a note around the bed or on your side table. Meaning he didn’t go out on a mission. You didn’t hear the shower running, so he wasn’t taking one. “Keigo?”, you softly called out. But you didn’t get an answer. By now, you pushed yourself out of bed and opened the bedroom door. As you looked down the hallway, you noticed a small light coming from Kenta’s room. Walking towards the door, you heard someone humming a soft lullaby. You could easily tell it was your husband’s voice. So you were a little relieved.

You stood in the doorway and leaned against the door frame. You watched as Keigo sang and rocked your son in his arms. Doing his best to get the little guy back to sleep.

How did you not hear him cry though? Keigo must have heard him first and took action the moment he heard the first cry. Normally you were the first one up since Keigo usually worked in the mornings. Since he had the day off, he must have wanted to let you sleep in and he took over. Letting you get the beauty sleep that you needed.

Keigo finished his melody and then started talking to your son. You listened carefully, wanting to know what he was saying. Sure, it was a daddy and son talk. But with everything Keigo has gone through and what he has to live for. You had the right to listen to what he was going to say to your son.

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Keigo softly spoke “Listen to me hummingbird. Even with you being this little, you can still hear everything that mommy and I say to you. I want you to know that I will do everything in my power to love, cherish and protect you from anything and everything. I will not become the bastard of a father that I had…”

Keigo was starting to let his emotions out. He was starting to break down.

You knew Keigo didn’t have a great childhood, he’s told you many times about his father. The way he would treat him when Keigo was a kid. The way he abused Keigo, made you feel so bad. So sorry for him. Yet, Keigo took it as a sign to do something with his life. The sign he took was to become a hero. Now, he is the number two hero.

Keigo took a deep breath, even with tears rolling down his cheek, he continued “I will not abuse you as he did me. That goes mentally, physically, and emotionally. I will never put you through the same shit I did. I will not make the same mistakes as your father. Because mommy and I are going to make sure that you grow up and have a great childhood”.

Keigo could see the demon that kept lingering around inside of him fade out of his heart. Keigo smiled to himself. He was finally free of the dark cloud that was hovering over him.

You watched as Keigo leaned down and kissed the top of your son’s head and said “I love you so much, kid”. You slowly made your way over and placed your hand in the area between his ruby-red wings. Keigo looked over his shoulder and looked at you. He said “I knew you were there the whole time mama bird”, with a small smile.

Keigo kissed the side of your head and leaned his head against yours. He was tired physically and emotionally, from the workday and from pouring his heart to your guy's baby boy. You spoke “Babe, your okay. You’re doing a great job at being a daddy to Kenta. He may not understand it now, but he will when he gets older”, as you softly rubbed his back.

It took him a moment, but soon Keigo said “I know love...I just...needed to get it off my chest. It’s been bugging me since we found out we were having this little guy”, as he looked down to your now sleeping son. You followed his gaze and smiled.

Keigo walked over and placed Kenta in his crib. Taking Kenta's small blanket, Keigo covered him up, not too much. Just enough so he wouldn’t get cold. Keigo placed one more kiss on Kenta. One more time he said, “Goodnight hummingbird, daddy loves you so much”. Keigo then turned back to you and said “Now let’s get back into our bed mama”, with his cheeky smile.

You smiled and nodded your head, then walked out of your son’s room. Keigo followed behind you and shut the door quietly. He also made sure that it wasn’t all the way shut. So that he or you could easily walk in and get Kenta later in the morning.

The two of you got into your room and laid back down on the bed. You turned over and watched as Keigo made his way to his side of the bed. He laid down and turned over so he could face you properly. You reached up and wiped the tears that were still on his face. Keigo said “Thank you Y/N”, you replied “You’re welcome babe”. Keigo wrapped his arms around you and pulled you closer to him. So that your head was underneath his chin. He then wrapped his wings around, to make sure that you were safe in his arms.

You softly started to sing the same lullaby that Keigo was singing to Kenta. Keigo chuckled and said “Usually it’s the other way around of me putting you to sleep with my song love?’’, softly closing his eyes.

You said, “I know babe. Tonight seems like the night that someone else needed to sing your song to you. So you can fall asleep”. You heard Keigo sigh, but you continued to softly sing to the tired-out hero. Keigo softly spoke, “Thank you babe. I love you so much”. You closed your eyes and said, “And I love you Keigo, more than anything in the world”.

Keigo will still probably have more conversations with your son as he continues to grow. One thing is for sure though, your son has made Keigo a better version of himself. You could say that your son was Keigo’s saving grace.

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Corpse Husband x Reader (Female)

Warnings: Swearing

Genre: FLUFF, RPF (Real Person Fic)

Summary: Following a long walk in the rain, Y/N is forced to borrow an attire from her boyfriend - more specifically, a hoodie of his -in order to avoid a cold. Little does she know that he’s been dying to see her wearing his clothes for the longest time. Imagine how flustered and happy he gets at the sight!

Requested by Anon. Hi lovely! Thank you so much for this ADORABLE request! I’m so sorry it has taken me so long to write and post it but I hope you enjoy it nevertheless if you’ve stuck around long enough to read it! Love, Vy ❤

“I’m basically one with my clothes out here! But don’t worry, take your time opening the door! I don’t mind or anything!“ This very yell comes about a second after my doorbell gets violated, ringing loudly and startling me out of my focused editing state. After almost a whole day of procrastination, I really didn’t need nor look forward to any distractions. Yet here’s one, standing and yelling outside my front door and I’m more than happy she’s here. See, I don’t want distractions as long as they’re not Y/N. She’s the only one who gets a pass - an all-access pass at that. That basically translates to: whatever I’m doing I’m willing to drop it for her. Or, to put it into modern terminology, I’m a simp. Damn, that’s such a ridiculous term.

“Cool it, I can only walk so quickly!“ The strides I make in effort of reaching the front door are long but slow and exaggerated, almost like a cartoon character, just so I could prolong Y/N’s agony of waiting. We call it Petty Olympics, our ‘Sorry-Not-Sorry‘ way of poking fun at each other and testing each other’s patience. All in good fun, allow me to specify that yet again.

At least it’s all in good fun until I see Y/N standing there, at my doorstep, soaked from head to toe. That’s when I feel guilt for taking so long to open the damn door - despite it being only like five seconds extra upmost - because, as it turns out, she really appears to be one with her clothes at the moment.

“Wow, you really did take your time, didn’t you?“ She shoves a wet plastic bag in my hands, a warmth and delicious smell emanating from it.

“Would’ve been faster had I known you were in such a shitty state.“ I can’t help but chuckle at the mess she looks right now - clothes stuck to her body, hair soaked and dripping on her shoulders and framing her face in what would be an unattractive way had I not been talking about Y/N. There’s never anything unattractive about her. Call me biased all you want, there just isn’t. I’m factually correct, don’t argue with me.

“First you take an eternity to open the door then you have the audacity to laugh at me, you’re really asking me to take that food and leave, aren’t you?“ She narrows her eyes at me, defying her own statement by pushing past me and walking into my apartment like she owns it. To be fair, she has partial ownership, that’s something we’ve agreed on by now.

“You really want to walk in the rain again?“ I tempt my luck by poking a stick at her like that but I believe it’ll be worth it.

She whirls around to glare at me, but it’s a soft glare. The type that’s hiding fits and fits of laughter behind it. “I could always call an Uber.” She barks back, lifting her chin cockily.

I can’t help but smirk at her over-exaggerated, “Babe, you and I both know how you’d never step foot in an Uber. Not after all those horror stories.”

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