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SDV Leah Headcanons!!

Imo Leah’s one of the most overlooked sdv characters ever, and I haven’t been giving her enough love either! So, here’s a list of Leah headcanons to show her wonderful personality

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Definitely an eldest daughter. She has at least three younger siblings that she helped care for, giving her mom energy since way back when

it’s part of the reason why she wanted to rebel and do something impulsive to escape the suburban life that awaited her

cannot tell a lie to save her life. She always ends up laughing and her ears turn bright red, giving her away almost immediately

it’s also the reason why she can’t get away with saying she understands what Elliott’s saying when she reads through his stuff

Amazing cook! Give her literally anything and she’ll find a way to craft it into a delicious meal

But the worst texter. She’ll will read your text and forget to reply for weeks on end. It’s best to just call her

Leah also has the messiest handwriting ever. Almost worse than Harvey’s doctor’s writing. It’s not that she doesn’t try, it’s just that she has a thousand ideas bouncing all at once and she doesn’t have the time to write it out properly

Will teach you how to flower press

Something Leah will never admit to is that she reads those steamy paperback adult novels, y’know the ones. It started of completely ironically but now they’re a guilty pleasure

Definitely talks to trees and plants! Casually saying hello to them, commenting on how much they’ve grown, etc

She also knows a lot of medical facts. If you ever get hurt in the forest and bump into her when Harvey’s not around, you’re all set. She can make her own herbal ointments, dress a wound, create a sling, and so much more

Also, she has amazing skin. This woman hydrates every single day and it show

Leah has a habit of oversharing, especially when she’s drunk. Give her a few bottles of wine and you’ll know her entire life story and then some by the end of the night

Can climb up a tree in the blink of an eye. Sometimes she hides up there to do her sketching, or simply take a nap

Leah’s incredibly patient too, and she’s a really good listener. Like Haley, she notices the things that most people don’t usually pick up on, so if you’re feeling down she’s usually the first to notice

She also amazing intuition. If she tells you she’s got a bad feeling about someone or something just because, listen

Very spontaneous! The perfect person to go on an unplanned night drive to nowhere with

Curses like a sailor. She’d probably try to censor herself at first, but the more you get to know her, the less she’ll stop trying

Despite being nervous about displaying her own work, she is an amazing hype woman!! Will plummel you with the love and support needed for you to do something!!

Leah also has a really sweet singing voice. She doesn’t usually sing out loud, but when taking walks in the woods or doing little sketches alone, she sometimes sings under her breath and it’s so very soothing

despite that, she cannot dance to save her life. Leah dances just like a dad, but don’t think that’ll stop her

Knows a bunch of old stories and folklore

Like Emily, she’s also a vegetarian

Incredibly competitive. She’s had a history of making a competition out if things that aren’t usually supposed to be

Despite being super kind and down to earth, there’s an intimidating nature to Leah. Maybe it’s her height or the muscles that come from working with wood all day, but it’s super helpful whenever she needs to stand up for someone being picked on

She always has the distinct smell of firewood and ash to her

Leah has super warm and rough hands that are callused through years of sculpting, and always somehow covered in paint

Despite not liking sugar or sweets, she’s also an amazing baker. Her ginger molasses cookies are to die for

Leah’s cottage is filled with small marks of her presence—a mini forest sculpted on the edge of her fireplace, blotches of dried paint on the kitchen counter, a small mural framing the edges of the window, and so many others. They’re like little Easter eggs you keep finding every time you visit, and it makes the entire place feel a little more like home

Leah also laughs really easily!! She has a bright laugh, one that could be heard from a mile away

Has a collection of the dorkiest Christmas sweaters ever. She keeps them all in a special box and wins almost every ugly sweater contest ever, even when there’s no contest

Emily compliments her on it every Winter’s Star

She has a habit of absentmindedly flirting with people, whether it be friend, lover, or stranger. She usually never means anything by it, it just happens before she can catch herself

Leah can pull off the goofiest faces ever! It’s super helpful for practicing art expressions using the mirror, but also for making a friend laugh whenever they’re feeling down

Will absentmindedly draw cute doodles and beautiful swirls on your arm if you let her

She also probably gets least easily flustered out of all the bachelorettes. You flirt with her, and she’ll flirt with you right back until one of you back down

Like Ursula from Kiki’s Delivery Service, sometimes Leah climbs up to the roof of her cottage to do some artwork. Although she’s usually always careful climbing back down, there was a time when she slipped and fell, earning her a scar that goes from from her ankle to her mid calf

Although Leah doesn’t regret moving from the city, there moments when she’s kept up at night wondering about the people she’d hurt in the process

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He’s so hot 😻

My little personal headcannons for the SDV marriage candidates.

⭐Bachelorettes⭐

👻Abigail: She has a secret ability to talk to spirts and monsters like Krobus/ She sometimes hangs out with Marlon and he teaches her how to use her sword/ She helps her mother with her greenhouse and grows plants for her spells. 

💎Emily: They uses She/They pronouns/ On their birthday and Sandy’s they visit her and they have a day together in ZuZu City/ They’re friends with Maru/ Ask them about rocks and gems and you’ll be there for weeks, they knows everything about them.

🌻Haley: Once she gets nicer she starts a baking hobby/ She writes a lot too! she loves to write stories about romance/ She calls her parents every month to check up on them/  When she was in high school she had a girlfriend.

🍄Leah: She’s good friends with Haley/ She’s very tall and very fit, she loves to work out/ Her and Robin work together sometimes in wood working, Robin teaches her wood working techniques. She draws Elliot’s landscapes from his books.

🌌Maru: She’s Pansexual/ She and Penny go for walks in the forests every Sunday when it isn’t raining/ She teaches Jas and Vincent about science while Penny does math and English/ She loves horror, especially gorey ones/ She collects dead insects and researches them with Sebastian.

📚Penny: Aside from school she hangs out with Jas and Vincent and have picnics/ Her and Abigail talk about their recent books together/ She’s good friends with Emily/ She absolutely loves classic literature, Frankenstein is one of her favorites/ She loves to cook and bake.

⭐Bachelors⭐

🏈Alex: He’s a closeted Bisexual/ he helps Penny with P.E/ He and Sam used to be friends then Alex started to act different then broke off/ Does tutoring with Penny/ He very scared of horror and refuses to watch it no matter what/ He helps Evelyn with knitting and knows how to knit/ He watches Gridball with George.

📝Elliot: He likes to wear dresses/ He lets Jas braid his hair/ He and Harvey meet up with coffee and talk/ Penny and him write stories together/ He is Pansexual and uses He/They pronouns.

🎸Sam: He teaches Vincent how to play guitar/ He hangs out with Jas and Vincent/ He has ADHD/ He’s a great artist and likes to show them to Leah/ Him and Sebastian run a Tumblr blog about their Band/ On Spirts Eve he skates around in a ghost costume and plays Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne

💻Sebastian: He and his father talk on the phone sometimes/ He helps his mother with wood working/ He secretly loves romance and is very romantic and loves Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride/ He watches horror movies with his sister/ Just like Abbigail, he can talk to spirts.

🩺Harvey: He’s friends with Sandy and comes to do check ups every month for her/ He gives lollipops to everyone, even Evelyn/ He gets coffee with the local ladies and talk about their recent adventures/ He is very good at cooking/ despite being scared of quite a bit of things he sometimes adventures into the mines.

🍻Shane: when ever he can he hangs out with Jas and Marnie/ Even though he mostly gets pizza and take out he’s very good at cooking/  He teaches Jas self defense/ He spends a lot of his time with his chickens, and has a secret blue one that only Jas and Marnie know about. 

Could you do 18 with shanks, Rayleigh and Gaban (separate)

Hi!! Of course!. I combined this two requests because has the same # of kink!. Thank you for participating on the event! Enjoy 💖 ~

NSFW ~ HCs Ace, Shanks, Rayleigh & Gaban with his S/O wearing lingerie.

Kinks: 🌶 #18: Lingerie.

Portgas D. Ace.

Ace would fuck you even if you were wearing a burlap sack. He does not really care what you are wearing because he adores your body like you are a type of angel. Yet, he has a soft spot for a certain garter you use. Because it does squeeze your thighs so perfectly to him. Ace adores kissing that little bulge of skin it forms on your inner thighs when you use it. The garter holds your secret weapon. A dagger that can slit open a throat in no time. So, usually you try to hide it during missions or while you are outside the ship. Yet, it is not enough, because Ace will search for it even during fights. Plus, the freckled fire boy has teared a good number of panties while rough fucking with him, so you don’t really spend too much on them. After all, he will probably end up destroying them. ♥ ~

Akagami no Shanks.

This red haired boy LOVES when you use sexy lingerie. He adores that special lace and little bows that garnishes your lingerie sets. Pastel tones such as pink or lilac are his favourites, he says you look like a doll. He likes you wearing them so much that has bought you several sets since you two are together. There is a special thing he asks you to wear that goes perfectly well with lingerie: chokers. All types and colours. He is in love with the aesthetic you have. Little tutu skirts with stockings that stroke your thighs are a plus you sometimes add, and you let him drool over your image. When you surprise this powerful captain on his room only wearing a lingerie set, he tends to turn into a beast, so be careful, you are probably gonna be sore next morning ♥ ~

Silvers Rayleigh.

Oh boy, when you use baby dolls… The dark king has a special soft spot for them. Baby dolls and stockings. Damn. Bonus points if they are sheer or even see through. Colours like black and red are his fave. He is a classy man, Rayleigh would wait for you to even do some type of lap dance wearing those cute sets, and even invite you to sit on his laps while appreciates the lacy details of that bra you two pick on a certain island. He will softly take them off, slowly, subtly, avoiding any damage on them once he wants to admire your naked skin. All in all, for Rayleigh seeing you wear this type of set is a huge turn on, you will end up making love passionately, slow, and hot ♥ ~

Scopper Gaban.

Gaban has no preference in specific lingerie pieces, yet he burns on desire if you happen to wear one, maybe for special dates or occasionally with a lap dance included. But if he has to pick a type, he will tell you his favourite lingerie is not lingerie at all. He loves your naked body and adores to lay in bed burying his fingers on your warm skin. Because he loves the idea of no lingerie at all, sometimes you choose not to wear any if you go somewhere. And whenever he is not expecting it, you whisper into his ear “babe, I forgot to put on underwear”. He would take his sunglasses off and look at you with a perverse smile. Sometimes he would wait until you too arrive home, sometimes he just simply can’t, and no matter where, he will take you right there ♥ ~

[ id: a digital drawing of virgil, patton, and remus from sanders sides. they are sitting at a window seat. the walls are blue, the carpet is gray, and it’s raining outside.

virgil is a skinny white man with a purple mullet and brown roots, purple eyes, and ear piercings. he’s wearing a gray tank top and purple leggings. patton is also a skinny white man, with dark brown short hair and a short brown beard. he’s wearing a blue shirt, gray shorts, and white knee high socks. remus is a chubby white man with green eyes and shaved red-brown hair. he’s wearing an oversized green sweater, black shorts, and light green thigh highs.

virgil is sitting on one side of the window seat with one leg up and his arm resting on it, his other hand holding his arm. he’s looking out the window, relaxed and smiling. patton is sitting criss cross on the floor in front of the seat, hugging himself and looking like he’s asleep. remus is laying on the seat with his legs extended and propped up on the wall. he has one hand on the ground and the other resting on his chest, and he’s looking back at patton and smiling. end id. ]

intrumoxiety for @rainbow-coloured-amalgamations <>!!!!! virgil wanted to watch the rain with his bfs but it was thundering and pat’s afraid of thunder so he gave pat his headphones uwu (also plz click for better quality)

[ id: a banner with black text that has a white outline. it reads “if you’re not going to reblog/queue, don’t bother to like bc likes do nothing” with a red heart at the end. end id. ]

drew these skater boys during class

Hi!! Just notice your ask box is open sooo I'd like to request a jcs for Ace,Law and Sabo react to having a crush on s/o who's a strong kung-fu fighter??

♡ Summary- s/o who’s a strong kung-fu fighter

♡ Characters - Portgas D. Ace, Trafalgar Water D Law, Sabo

♡ Warnings- none :)

♡ Yessss strong crushes are my favorite, I love it when the boys fall head over heels for a strong s/o I also had fun watching kung-fu videos too 👉🏻👈🏻 so I hope you enjoy 💕

Portgas D. Ace

- now being on Whitebeard’s crew Ace is introduced to many different types of fighting styles. Some are very common others he’s never seen before. So Ace had some knowledge of Kung-fu fighters, but once he saw you it’s was like he was seeing it for the first time

- he was just in awe, watching you move around the opponent. And it was as if you you were dancing, moving around not taking a extra step or missing one. It’s definitely a distraction to Ace on the battle field

- however, when your not on the battle field and Ace isn’t distracted, he’s asking you and trying to get you to teach him some of your moves. Of course you would love too, butttt Ace is not the most gentle person. And Kung-fu a graceful fighting style, that’s what Ace likes it so much

- well he likes when you do it.

- but even if he’s not a graceful person, Kung-fu takes a lot of concentration and practice, so it’s not like he was gonna get it right away. But you’ve tried it once, and after completely failing Ace decided it was best to just watch you. 

- with that being said, Ace always ends up watching you. He doesn’t mean to be creepy or anything, but just seeing how you move so graceful and always think carefully about you moves and how you can almost predict the others movements. He found it all so mesmerizing

- now although he’s absolutely in awe with how you move, Ace is also very proud that you were able to master such a unique way of fighting and how you know you way around a battle field, it’s make Ace happy knowing that he doesn’t always have to protect you. Not to say he won’t

Trafalgar Water D. Law

- just like Ace, Law has had he far share of unique fighting styles, so seeing you fighting using Kung-fu wasn’t new to him. Although it did surprise him a bit, he didn’t know you knew such a old fighting style

- it was nice tho, watching you of course. Law and his crew have a relatively basic fighting style made up a dirty tricks and traps so seeing you fight with such a honest and strong style definitely had him in awe.

- and being the person he is, he absolutely loves how you don’t waste a single movement. Every moment you make has a reason behind it. And it’s always as if you read minds seeing how you just know how to counter ever move

- but the biggest thing that just had him so mesmerized was that fact that you know kung-fu. The fighting style does take a while to master and it takes lot of time and a just as much patience and concentration, and yet you practically have it master even at a young age

- of course those things when you have to actually train, Law is very respectful to you when train. He force the crew to leave you alone for however long you need and he always leaves you water and a small snack.

- although Law is very proud that you were able to master such a fighting style that doesn’t mean he will just leave you completely alone. He knows how much of a mental stress it can cause you and being the doctor he is, he will definitely check up with you a lot

- but fox course he’ll do it in his own doctor way. He doesn’t know much about kung-fu in the first place but Law wouldn’t mind reading a few books just so he knows what exactly it is about. And when you catch him doing it, he’ll get flustered while you think it’s the sweetest thing ever

Sabo

- now unlike Ace and Law, Sabo knows all about kung-fu seeing how one of his close friends is skilled in fishmen karate. Of course it’s not the same thing but it’s pretty similar.

- with that being said, Sabo has only ever really seen fishmen karate which is done by incorporating water into it. So when he first say you he just felt like something was missing. Where’s the water?

- although it was a style he wasn’t use to seeing after explaining what it was and how it’s different, Sabo finally understood what made you stand out from the others. And of course after seeing how long and how patience you’ve been with the kung-fu training, he, just like the other found himself in awe.

- Sabo’s not the type of person who would be able to spend so much time and patience one something like that so the fact that you did and is still young practically blows his mind. And he just respects that so much.

- and with that being said, sabo loves to hear stories about your training and all your fights. He loves hearing just how it works and how you gotten into the style of fighting. He can and will listen for hours too

- along those lines, knowing that your a seasoned fighting, he has not worries leaving you on your own to do you own missions and fights. Of course he’d love to still be with you but his position just won’t let him

- now similar to Ace, Sabo will also get very distracted when the 2 of y’all are on the battle field together. The way you just move around and defeat your opponent so quick always amazes him.

I AM THINKING HARD ABT YAMS BEING IN HEAT BUT ALSO BEING IGNORED AND PUNISHED CAUSE HE WAS A BRAT BUT NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES HE JUST CANT GET HIMSELF OFF AND HE BEGS YOU

YES BABE! I've been wanting to write something (because I have a constant worry that if I don't pump shit out on the regular, y'all will just leave.) I made him a bunny hybrid bcs hybrids in heat just hit different. So let's get this show on the road. (Nsfw ahead, use of Mommy, implied fem reader ig?)

So, we are all fully aware by now, that Tadashi is very needy and makes sure you know that he deserves most of your time.

But Bunny Tadashi is even worse.

If he isn't sitting on your lap, he's dying.

If you don't have one hand on his head, gently playing with his soft hair or ears, he can't go on.

If you aren't smothering him in some kind of attention, his life is going to end immediately.

Yeah, I suggest you learn to type with one hand.

If he talks to you at all, you better respond within five seconds, or he thinks you've abandoned him.

"Mommy, why aren't you listening to me?"

It gets old fast. And no matter how much you try and punish your bunny in an attempt to tame him, he always managed to bounce back, as needy as ever.

While yes, his neediness wasn't always horrible, he still had no sense of boundaries or "me time".

Well, this time, his brattiness came back to bite him in the ass.

You knew his heat season was coming up, and you figured he would behave so that he wouldn't get punished and risk not getting the attention he wanted. You were wrong.

It got worse.

"Mommy! Come cuddle with me!"

"Whatever you're doing can't be as important as me, can it?"

"It's not fair, you won't pay attention to me, do you not love me anymore!"

Naturally, you decided that both of you had enough.

"That's enough Tadashi. Until you can get over this bratty, stuck up attitude of yours, you're not getting anything from me. No playtime, no cuddles, no kisses, nothing."

The look on his face was priceless. Immediately drops to his knees and begs for any other punishment than that.

"No! Don't ignore me, please! Anything else, I'll do anything else, it's just not fair!"

"Life's not fair. I'm going to enjoy myself and you're going to think about what you've done."

He was not happy then, but imagine his dismay when his heat hit the next day. You woke up to a sobbing, half asleep Tadashi dry-humping your leg.

"I said nothing, I mean nothing. Get yourself off if you need it that bad."

You knew full well that Tadashi hated having to get himself off. It was just not as good as you. But you also knew that it would stick with him more than any other punishment you had tried.

He spent most of his time in your room, on your bed, trying to get himself off, sleeping, or crying at how "abused" he was. He would beg for you so loudly you were positive the neighbors could hesr him.

"Mommy, I need you to touch me, please! I'll be good now! I promise! I can't take this anymore, don't wanna do it myself, I can't!"

You almost felt bad for him, but you reminded yourself that he had gotten himself in the situation, he could get himself out. So sighing and walking into your bedroom to repremand the horny rabbit, you're greeted with a beautiful sight you never knew you needed to see.

His back was arched off the bed, red, achy and throbbing cock gripped in his hand as he tried to fuck his fist to satiate the burning in his stomach. His soft tail was wiggling frantically and his ears were flopped down against the pillows, his freckled cheeks were drenched in tears and bright red. You had no idea if he knew you were there, but you decided to sit back and enjoy the show.

Sitting back in a chair you had pulled into the living room, you watched your bunny try to get himself off and fail.

"Mommy, I don't wanna do it, please touch me!"

"Shut up. You did this to yourself, now take your punishment before I make it worse. The only thing I want to hear coming out of that slutty mouth of yours, are more of those precious moans, got it? You're not stopping until I say you can. And then maybe, just maybe if you're good, I'll let you get me off."

He only sobbed and complied, man he had really fucked things up.

(Luckily enough for you, he tried to be more considerate after that.)

Pride Month 2021~ Bi Shane Coming Out To Jas (Prompt- Pride)

“Hey, Shane, are you busy next Sunday?” Haley asked, calling him on the phone.

“Uh… not really. I don’t work on weekends, so, no.”

“Cool! Do you want to go to a pride parade with me and Emily?”

“A- a pride parade?” “Yeah! I’m bi, and Emily’s gay, so I was thinking that maybe you’d want to come with us! I mean, I know you’re bi too, so I was just thinking it might be something fun to do together-”

“First of all, I’ve never been to pride before.”

“Not a problem! The town’s parade is pretty small, so it’s a lot less intimidating than the pride in Zuzu.”

“I was going to say- I didn’t even know Pelican Town had a pride parade! I’ve been here my whole life and seen nothing,” Shane noted.

“Well, there haven't been pride parades in the past, but Emily and I are going to start one! Would you like to be the first man participating in the Stardew Valley pride parade?” “Sure, I just… I dunno. Did Lewis okay this?”

“Yeah, he did! If he didn’t, Emily and I would have gone on a purple shorts raid,” she joked.

“You better not have. My aunt loves those purple shorts,” Shane teased back. “But, as long as no one’s going to give us a hard time, I’ll be glad to participate. It just means I’ll have to come out to the whole town. Namely Jas.”

“She’ll understand,” Haley assured. “She’s just an absolute darling of a little girl. Hey, I have an idea- let her paint your nails the bi flag colors and tell her what they mean!”

“That’s a great idea!” Shane told her. “Thanks so much, Haley.”

“No problem. Talk to you later!” “Bye!”

Shane excitedly ran to Jas’s room, feeling weirdly proud of himself for being ready to come out to Jas. He’d always been a little nervous about it, worrying that she wouldn’t understand, but he felt like Haley’s idea was smart.

“Hey, Jas!” Shane knocked on her door. “What’re you doing in there?”

“Just playing with my dolls,” she said, swinging open the door. “Why?” “Well, I was wondering if you wanted to do my nails. I got some pretty neat colors I wanted to try out.”

Jas put her hands on her hips and smirked. “Really? You want your nails to be painted a color other than black?”

“Oh, don’t you sass me!” He tousled her hair. “Yes, I’m positive.”

“Okay! Sit down.” Jas let Shane sit on her floor. “Hold still. What colors do you want to try out? Wait- let me give you an undercoat first.” Shane sat patiently as Jas brushed the clear undercoat on his nails. “So, what colors do you want?” Jas asked again.”

“First, I want you to do my thumbs blue.”

“Okie dokie,” Jas replied, taking out her blue polish and painted Shane’s thumbs. “Now what?”

“Can you do my pinkies and rings pink?”

She obeyed, and Shane finally had her paint his middle and index finger purple.

“Time to dry!” Jas said. “Now we just wait a few hours. Wanna watch me play Legend Of Elaine?”

“First, I want to ask you something,” he asked. “Do you know what these colors mean?” “No,” she admitted. “Why don’t you tell me?” “Well, the blue represents me being attracted to the opposite gender- that’s girls. And the pink-” He took a deep breath, nervous to admit what it meant. “Means that I’m attracted to the same gender- that’s boys. And purple is the overlap between the two. It’s the bisexual flag.”

“Bisexual?” She asked. “Does that mean two? Like a bicycle?”

“Yeah. Only instead of having two wheels, I like both genders.” And all the nonbinary identities in between, he thought to himself, but that was a discussion for another time.

“So you like boys and girls?” Jas questioned. “Yep. And Emily, Haley and I are going to create a parade about this- would… Would you like to come?” And so, Jas and Shane went to that pride parade together. Jas carried around her little ally flag, and Shane wore a bisexual flag as a cape, the tears running down his cheeks. He was so happy. He was so free. He was proud.