@fantastic-fool116

@fantastic-fool116

I want dirty dungeons and dragons.

I want real seduction instead of rolls. Clothing removal as penalty for failed checks. Cockwarming in exchange for better loot. Vibrators controlled by the DM. A whole room full of horny players squirming in their seats trying to remember simple addition.

I want ‘The BBEG is casting a charm spell- stare into this spiral and edge yourself for the rest of combat.’

And

‘You failed your wisdom save and are now the Naga’s slave- now take off your panties and sit on the battle board, she wants to make use of her new toy’