Shakespeare Wasn't Lying That Tomorrow And Tomorrow And Tomorrow Can Creep In This Petty Pace From Day

Back in the office/ back on my bullshit

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

One thing I like to do to derail unproductive social whining is to loudly announce that my butt hurts. This is a tactic I primarily employ at family functions but is also delightful while in close proximity to people being mean to retail and service workers

its crazy when i like a female character and i think well she’s clearly flawed but at least she’s interesting :) and then i make the fatal mistake of witnessing other people’s opinions on the subject and find out that the consensus amongst fans is that she’s an irredeemable demon bitch from hell

from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist

HOW DO I GET BADGES

tired of blue from blues clues not being a beloved tumblr dog. she is literally everything

So are we ready to admit the world is doomed yet <3

No cuz I'm not a little bitch

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee