Rebecca Sugar Cooked With "Character Whose Entire Existence Is Devoted To The Service Of Another Character

spin this wheel of fanfic tags. this will be the theme of your day tomorrow.

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

One thing I like to do to derail unproductive social whining is to loudly announce that my butt hurts. This is a tactic I primarily employ at family functions but is also delightful while in close proximity to people being mean to retail and service workers

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

Centipede economic sayings

me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping