People Who Write Fic On Mobile Genuinely Frighten Me

ALUCARD in CASTLEVANIA: NOCTURNE (2023)

tired of blue from blues clues not being a beloved tumblr dog. she is literally everything

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

enough paintings of saints where they're looking heavenward in ecstatic agony or down with love and mercy on their onlookers as they ascend. we need more paintings where the martyr is looking accusatorily directly at the viewer.

Centipede economic sayings

ppl who don’t notice the moon bother me

One thing I like to do to derail unproductive social whining is to loudly announce that my butt hurts. This is a tactic I primarily employ at family functions but is also delightful while in close proximity to people being mean to retail and service workers

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

shirt that says "i love redundancy!" on the front and on the back it says "i love redundancy!"