Imagine Being The First Amish Bitch In Your Village To Like Get Your Body Done Like Ass Shots Titties

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

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7 years ago

Random linguistic observation #137: in American English, depending on the tone, expression and posture with which it’s delivered, the word “yeah” can mean any of:

That is correct.

I approve.

I don’t care.

I am skeptical.

I wasn’t listening.

I agree to your proposal.

I require additional information.

I support you in this undertaking.

I didn’t tell you because I thought it was obvious.

I recognise the truth of your words, but fail to see their relevance.

I am a sapient jug of fruit punch.

7 years ago

have a blank notebook but don’t know what to use it for? here’s some ideas!

bullet journal - obviously!! but if you already have one here are some more ideas… 

dream diary - i love looking back on my dreams, but do it in the morning before you forget them!

food journal - write down everything you eat for the day, maybe include water too!

memory book - write down your favorite memories to always look back on!

quotes journal - one place for all of your favorite quotes!

reviews journal - try a new restaurant? movie? book? food? write your review, how was it? did you enjoy it? would you do it again?

gratitude journal - write down everything your thankful for. 

daily journal - journal (almost) everyday. include anything you want, what you did for the day, what you ate, who you were with.

brain storming book - write down all of your awesome ideas in one place!

books of lists - if you love writing lists maybe you need a specific book to just write down all of your favorites!

recipe book - keep all of your favorite recipes here, or even recipes you want to try. 

wishlist book - keep a book of everything you want.

letters book - this could be rough drafts for letters, or letters you wish you could send to someone but know you’ll never have the courage to.

things to look up - have a space for everything you don’t want to forget to look up later or research more. 

news headlines book - write down the headlines from the day/week or important events that happened, how you felt about it. this will be interesting to look back on!

doodle book - are you a doodler when you’re talking on the phone or just watching TV? keep all of your doodles together!

let me know if you guys try any of these out! i’d love to know what you think xx

7 years ago

it’s so cool to me that people like Chris Evans who used to get social anxiety and Sebastian Stan who is really quiet and doesn’t seem to like interviews at all decided to be actors anyway, because it was something they were so passionate about that they put themselves out there despite being sorta withdrawn

7 years ago

Adorable man…


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7 years ago
I Haven’t Lived With A Girl For A While, Which Sucks Because I Used To Borrow Clothes All The Time
I Haven’t Lived With A Girl For A While, Which Sucks Because I Used To Borrow Clothes All The Time

I haven’t lived with a girl for a while, which sucks because I used to borrow clothes all the time when I lived with girls in drama school. I think I still have plenty of clothes from my first flatmate! I used to wear my mum’s clothes a lot. She had this really cool old denim jacket that she had in the ’80s and then I left it on a plane—I’ve still not forgiven myself. It was baggy, in a faded denim, and I’d wear it with the sleeves pushed up.

7 years ago

Hand me a cup of coffee, and kiss me tender on my head. Tell me that you need me, and I will believe you even if it is just another pretty lie of yours.

Lukas W. // Pretty lies (via somepiecesofmyheartandsoul)

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