Party 4 U / The Social Network

threw up a little in my mouth watching igby goes down i am unwell

wanted to submit this flash fiction thing to this magazine, was trying to figure out what to say in my bio so i looked at some on their website, realized that all these accepted submissions were written by people with MFAs and previous publications and shit, decided to not submit it

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

i think i can watch tsn now and be obsessed with it is because of two reasons and two reasons only:

1) im unserious

2) andrew garfield’s huge fucking brown eyes like if he ever asked me out of the blue can you give me a kidney i would dig one out of my body for him stat

tim gets de-age-beamed and jason is forced to stay at the manor because timmy only wants to hang out with his favourite robin

I'm extremely horny in a theoretical way. I'm a freak but observationally. No I don't want to actually have sex right now, I'm just thinking about it. Basking. You guys go ahead though.

changing room mishap

Kons a lil confused but he will ALWAYS get pissed at bad guys hurting his friends

selkie jason AU: so they are not all sea animals but they. like to swim, ok. wet beast AU.

had a random thought of damian being a non-shifting regular human like bruce. this is how they watch movies. sorry about steph she is taking a government mandated bat break (im tired of drawing)

My friend said this was me looking at the computer :/

He's a 16 year old Edwardian ghost. He's gay. He's oblivious. He's in love with his best friend. He's got internalized homophobia. He's occasionally a woman. He's been dead for 70 years. He's never felt more alive. He is the kindest man you'll ever see. He is destined for hell. He has no rizz. Everyone wants him carnally. Edwin Payne really is THE most character of all time no one is doing it like him